Read on Twitter
“I know I fucked up big time so before you start bringing up old shit, let me apologize 365 Days ahead” x Ruben Studdard
“Let’s Have Brunch and Talk About How You Look Identical To My Ex and Why I Wasted Your Time By Asking You To Sit Down” x Usher
“My Man is Amazing and My Friends have Men That Are Trash, Sucks For Them Bitches” x Chante Moore
“Aye Ma, Let Me Catcall At You While You’re Clearly Walking Away From Me...Please Don’t Pepper Spray Me Though” x Bobby Valentino
“I Like Nut On My Face So Pull Out and Don’t Get Anything in My Hair” x SWV
“I Ain’t Ending This Night With No Pussy, So Let Me Buy Multiple Shots of Your Favorite Liquor So I Can Drive You Home for a One Night Stand” x Miguel
“My Bad For Treating You Like Shit and Forgetting You’re More than Just a Maid and Free Pussy. I’m Gonna Remember You’re More Than That Now”
“You’re an Idiot For Staying With That Nigga, and I Deserve Your Attention. I’m Gonna Prove That By Buying You Stuff and Not Cheat” x Mario
“I’m Gonna Ignore Every Toxic Sign About You and Give You The Pussy Anyway” x Tamia
“I’m Enjoying My Hoe Phase Woman, Be Back After Hoeing for Awhile.. Maybe (Swee Doodle DeDe Dede).” x Donnell Jones
“My Girl Is Too Fine To Be Outside By Herself For More Than 20 Minutes . I Hope She Ain’t Cheating On Me Because I’ll Break Down” x Jodeci
“I’m Lonely and My Pussy Been Drier Than Popeyes Biscuits, Quit Playing and Let Me Be A PickMe Ass Wife For You” x Ciara
“She Thinks I’m Cute, She Wanna Have Sex” x 504 Boyz https://twitter.com/EddieisCaligula/status/925532342067912710/video/1
“I Know I Let Bobby Brown Smash, But I Wanna Do Things Differently With You” x Janet Jackson
“What You Finna Do For the 40 Ball” x Lil Jon x Oobie https://twitter.com/InsomniaRevue/status/1218218031668760577/video/1
“I Can’t Control My Horny Level” x Ginuwine
“No Matter What Sign You Are, I’m Still Gonna Fuck” x Tyrese
“Look, Me and My Ex Broke Up. Can You Give Me a Strong Long Island With a Side Of Pussy? x T Pain Featuring Akon
“I’ll Buy Whatever You Want, Hope You Don’t Mind a Sprinkle of Cheating on the Side” x T.I.
“You Better Work It Out With Your Girl Fam” x B2K
“You Ain’t My Main Girl, But You Keep The Drugs Stashed At Your House and We Fuck Sometimes” x Plies x NeYo
“Nigga, How Long Do I Gotta Whisper Hints Before You Figure Out I‘m Horny? It Ain’t Like I’m Gonna Get Noise Complaints” x Janet Jackson
“Your Girl is Dumb, When Y’all Break Up Dust Yourself Off and Try Again” https://twitter.com/eriilsley/status/967826512908111872/video/1
“You Wanna Turn Me On, Eat My Ass Then” x Rihanna https://twitter.com/iToraino/status/1223444617850490880/video/1
“I LOVE Toxic Relationships” x Ne-Yo
“If You Tell Anybody We Had Sex, I’ll Sue You. But Until Then Lets Fuck” x Mariah Carey https://twitter.com/ProceedWithMC/status/1203891099489701888/video/1
“To Hell With These Other Hoes, Come Fuck With a Real Bitch” x Nicki Minaj https://twitter.com/NickiMVArchives/status/1225293305543614464/video/1
“I’m Scared To Talk To You, So Please Read My Mind and Shoot Your Shot at Me” x Jodeci https://twitter.com/k2whatitis/status/1134886198751768577/video/1
“Even Though We Broke Up, and Dating Other People You Always Have Access To Smash” x Usher and Alicia Keys
“Let Me Make A Better Song Than Lumidee Did” x Wayne Wonder
“Instead of Being Mad at the Man, Let’s Argue With Each Other and Fight For the Man’s Affection” x Brandy and Monica
“I Don’t Know Why I Did A Remix, But I Gotta Admit, I’m Feeling This Hov Guy” x Mya
“Who’s Dick I Can Ride Instead of Heal and Cope With My Feelings in Therapy” x Xscape
“Aye Fluffy Pum Pum Gyal. Mi wan Love Yuh Like Mi Love Mi Mango Tree Back Ah Tivoli Gyarden" (Starts Second Family) x Mad Cobra
“Even Though We’re Broke Too and share a car, You Better Have Your Money Right” x TLC https://twitter.com/1minuteRnB/status/1229554953867481089/video/1
“We Gonna Be Together Forever and You Gonna Be My Only Friend On MySpace” x Bow Wow and Ciara
“I’m Fine and Everybody Knows It, So I’m Gonna Make a Song About Being Fine and How You Have Little to No Chance at Getting My Fine Ass.” x Keri Hilson (who is fine) https://twitter.com/diorbonnet/status/887064612939726848/video/1
Alright looks like I got more work to do on this thread
“I Like All The Free Food And Money You Give Me. I’m Gonna Have Sex With You...Eventually” x Jade
“Go Cheat In Peace Babe, Just Don’t Tell Me” x Mario Winans https://twitter.com/tifemideade/status/1212453106119827456/video/1
“We Friends With Benefits Now, So Before I Put The Tip In Are You Sure About This?” https://twitter.com/Ntshieng_/status/1108408771611672576/video/1
“Biggie Showed Me All Types of Attention Before He Made One More Chance” x Faith Evans
“I’m Horny, Shut Up and Take Your Pants Off” x Toni Braxton
“Michael Jackson Owed Me A Favor” x Rockwell
“Stop Playing and Cheat On Your Girl With Me” x Mary J Blige and Lil Kim
“Before You Go Home, Can I See What That Thang Smell Like?” x Blackstreet
“I Ain’t Letting You In This Club or My House If Your Pussy Smell Like Earring Back” x Black Jesus https://twitter.com/deusflex/status/685573240073355265/video/1
“I Have 3 Holes Available, Do What You Will With That Information” x Janet Jackson
“Why Else Would I Marry The Camel? Because He Recovered 92 Bricks?” x Beyoncé https://twitter.com/outrobey/status/1223975501070512135/video/1
“This Song Is A Joke (What, What), I Was Doing Coke (What, What), Off of a Butt (What, What)...Not Going Back To Dru Hilllllllll” x Sisqo
“I’m Preparing For My Waiting To Exhale Role Early” x Whitney Houston
“I am “THE EX” so He’ll Be Back Eventually” x Heather Headley
“My Head Game is FUEGO, Ask Better Them Other Niggas About Me” x Cassie
“I Know We Young, but you at Any Age Got The Wrong Bitches” x 3LW
“A Double Entendre Song About Sex and Jesus to Confuse Fans More About Us Being Siblings or Married or Both” x Bebe and Cece Winans
“I Treated My Girl Like Shit And She Found Her Self Respect, Then Had the Nerve To Leave Me...I’m Sad About It” x Jay Z
“That Pussy so Fire I’m Creating Platonic Relationships With Other Women” x Shai
“Let’s Make A Song That Drake Will Make a Better Version of in a Decade” x TLC
“If Joe Goldberg was a Hip Hop/R&B Song” x LL Cool J and Boyz II Men
“I Think She Cheating On Me and She Cut Off Her Phone” x New Edition
