my family hates the fact that i’m with Shay but won’t consider the fact that i’m very well taken care of, not getting my ass beat, cheated on, & lied to.. carry on tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
i ask for something one time, ladies.
being married to someone in their 40’s is so weird sometimes. i’m bored out of my mind scrolling social media & she’s content “relaxing” (sleep) in the bed for 5 hours https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
God, i love my marriage https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">
my wife works nights. i wake up to my coffee set up & a cute note almost every morning https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Smiling face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with smiling eyes">
Thank you! I love adding to it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face"> we all should be treated this way!
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