The Boyz Are Not Real: A Thread to Educate the Masses

starting with this video of them & their staff running through the airport when they were about to miss their flight
this scene being in the first episode of their predebut reality show:
after they got their medical exam results & Sangyeon decided to trick Juyeon into thinking he‘d been diagnosed with some terrible disease contracted from petting sheep
changmin possibly implying that he eats starbucks napkins https://twitter.com/changminloops/status/1198205869604913152/video/1
chanhee revealing in their school attack episode that he wanted to be a vampire when he grows up because of the Twilight series
eric chasing & being chased by a camera robot at isacs
this comment under one of the first official tbz videos on youtube
the entirety of the group’s interview with Billboard but especially this:
Eric accidentally getting into his own group’s fanmeeting event after buying 30+ albums to gift to his classmates
Juyeon implying in a segment with MTV News that he was breastfed until he was 4 years old
changmin having a chucky phonecase, and the annabelle doll as his ipad lockscreen because he thinks she’s “cute”. also inexplicably this older shot of him showing off his Young Leonardo Dicaprio lockscreen
that time Kevin wrote out a keysmash by hand
when the group did a Budget Challenge in NYC and sangyeon/juyeon spent $535 on jetskiing while other members had to split a single soda from mcdonald’s
these photos of chanhee blocking a fansite camera
when this deobi went to a fanmeeting & Eric mostly just asked about their friend because he’d kept up with her fancafe posts
juyeon being a Sad Traffic Cone
younghoon kissing kevin’s neck while he discusses Chicken Nuggets
sunwoo’s oscar-worthy performance of him pretending to hold Thor’s hammer
when hyunjae said “please drink some milk at my farm” while wearing a cow costume
there are No Words
when younghoon’s bald spot was showing so chanhee pulled out a comb to fix his hair for him in the middle of an airport
Kevin trying to guess what ASMR stands for
changmin scaring the absolute piss out of sunwoo in the goddamn Nun mask while he was on vlive with chanhee https://twitter.com/changminloops/status/1191757560065470464/video/1
when they scolded changmin to put away this grotesque mask & he was just like “but it’s so cute!!!” https://twitter.com/changminloops/status/1191762850735366144/video/1
when kevin interrupted jacob’s solo vlive & started ...freestyle rapping.. to his guitarplaying
chanhee & his sweet little prayer hands saying pre-meal grace before winning this eating competition by devouring an entire pizza & several piles of fried chicken by himself
Hwall’s Real Granola Apple Raspberry
lest we forget Kissing The Fans Bro
this sunwoo tweet https://twitter.com/we_the_boyz/status/1227261040083079168?s=21 https://twitter.com/WE_THE_BOYZ/status/1227261040083079168
when changmin pranked kevin chanhee & juyeon into thinking they could change these multicolor lights by snapping/clapping when he was really just using a remote under the table
when changmin begged kevin to let him buy this $65 stuffed toy pigeon in nyc. to this day you can see it hanging around in the background of their vlives
kevin calling himself a skinny legend
when hwall interrupted this vlive to receive pats & meowed out loud after sunwoo called him their cat
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