Banana-free Life

Bakugou hates bananas.

• canon compliant (technically)
• krbk
• it's a crack fic
• 100% not serious
• sfw

Bakugou didn't always hate bananas. As more of his favorite foods started to be ruined by bananas leeching their nasty flavor, he developed his hatred.

He still at bananas, but they had to be extremely green. If a banana had even a hint of ripeness, he hated it. He would instantly spit it out and throw it away.

The bananas in his house had to be isolated from any other fruit and vegetable.

He couldn't stand how bananas ruined everything.

By the time he moved into the dorms, he hadn't eaten a banana in months. He could get potassium other ways.

For a while, no one in the dorms had bananas in their kitchen area, which he was ever so thankful for.

That is until he sees the fuckers on top of /his/ fucking spicy peppers.

First of all, whoever did that is an absolute idiot. Second of all, he couldn't believe that anyone was this stupid to actually do that. Did they not know that bananas leech their disgusting flavor or that the peppers would transfer a bit of their heat onto the bananas?

He had to get to the bottom of this. He noticed that most of the class was just lounging around barring some of the girls, which he assumed were somewhere nearby so either way they'll hear him.

He shouted, " who the hell brought bananas into the dorms and who is stupid enough to leave then on top of /my/ spicy peppers?!?!"

Everyone stared at him in silence, then they bursted in laughter.

He was beyond furious. If they thought they had seen him mad before, did they had something coming for them.

Kirishima was the first to stop laughing. Amazing, his saving grace was there to hear him out.

"Bakugou, you're not actually mad because of bananas, right? C'mon dude, they're just bananas," Kirishima said as calmly as he could without bursting into laughter.

He had to remain calm in the event that Bakugou is being serious. Surely, Bakugou must have a valid reason for this reaction.

"Yeah, I am mad because of bananas. I hate them! They're gross!"

To which Kirishima retorted with, "you're missing out on the potassium though! The potassium!!"

Bakugou responded with, "there are other ways to get potassium, hair-for-brains!"

Kirishima didn't have an argument for that. He also didn't want to confess that those were his bananas, and that he put them on top of the spicy peppers. Although he didn't want to, he had to. It wouldn't be manly to lie! He sighed, "those are my bananas."

Bakugou's anger was palpable in the kitchen. "I don't think I heard you correctly. Did you say that they were yours?"

Kirishima places his left hand on the back of his head to scratch it. With an awkward smile, he responded with, "y-yeah, they're mine."

Kirishima could tell that Bakugou had become increasingly angrier. Along with anger, he could also see that his face showed a hint of betrayal.

Kirishima didn't know of Bakugou's disdain for bananas. He would not have placed them on top of the peppers.

Bakugou was at his limit. He could feel himself start to explode not only with his words, but also with the tiny explosions at his fingertips.

"Oh, they're yours, eh?! Fucking disgusting! See if I'll ever kiss you with banana breath!"

As soon as those words left his mouth, his anger was quickly replaced by embarrassment. He needed to leave.

Kirishima began to blush just as much as he felt he was. The blushing spread from his face to his ears and down towards his chest.

Bakugou had reached the elevator before Kirishima had even started to move. The elevator was taking its sweet time.

Neither of them had said a word on the way to their rooms. Bakugou knew Kirishima wanted to talk, so he let him into his room. Bakugou needed a sense of familiarity for this.

"So, you want to kiss me?" Kirishima asked.

"Yeah."

"Cool, me too."

After that, they discussed their feelings for each other and settled with a banana-free relationship.

Their banana-free relationship worked out so well that Eijiro loves telling the story of how Katsuki's hatred for bananas brought them together to their children much to his disdain.

[End]