Nerd League of Legends playing Deku who Katsuki has known for years now.

Flash forward to the present where Bakugou is sitting on Deku's lap since there aren't enough chairs in the room. Suddenly Kacchan can feel the biggest cock he's ever known against his ass.

"NERD?"

"Hmm Kacchan?" Deku asks, fingers pressing on the keyboard as he moves his character through the game. Barely paying attention to the shock the blonde is going through right now.
Maybe it was just the jeans that were really thick that he was feeling except, a small wiggle says no

Red eyes blink at the screen unseeing as his hips tilt to the side, under the pretense of getting comfortable.

It's a dirty fucking lie, Katsuki Bakugou is trying to be subtle as he grinds his ass back on that "leg" he's sitting on because WTF, this cock on this nerd?!

Katsuki tries to play it cool, doesn't want to move too much. They are in public, in the school library.

"Nothing Deku, just trying to get comfortable here."

"Oh, wait. Here let me-" he murmurs hand laying on Bakugou's waist for a moment as his leg adjusts a little.

The callused fingers brush against the small bit of skin that peaks out from the bottom of his black skull t-shirt.

How and why does Izuku Midoriya have calluses?

Katsuki doesn't curb his reaction to grab that hand and pull it up to his face. What was wrong with the world?

He pokes and pulls, his own fingers exploring every dip and surface of these hands. Thick, callused, scarred fingers that would be perfectly at home on any jocks yet here they are on a self proclaimed need/geek who rather play MMORPGs and read All Might comics than do sports.

"Kacchan I need my hand back. I was playing a game." Deku says not too loud.

"Shut up. Why do you have calluses? Especially on your thumbs?!"

Green hair moves as the short slightly stocky boy shrugs his head and shoulders as if this isn't a big deal. "I play video games?"

Bakugou shakes his head, releasing his grip on the needed appendage leaning back slightly on the surprisingly wide chest, adjusting himself a bit more on his distracting seat only to pause.

Was that-

Did Deku's surprise dick just twitch against his ass?!!!

Principal Nezu interrupting Bakugou's internal crisis to remind them that sitting in laps is not appropriate at school is the cold splash of water to the heating train to lewdville.

However nothing is going to erase the knowledge and curiosity that's planted in his brain.

Deku is hiding his body with those nerdy as hell all might hoodies and loose jeans. This is their last year of high school and he's never been kissed. Still blushes when you tease or tickle him. Has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend.

And....

Deku might have a large cock.

"Bakugou. Earth to Bakugou what the hell is up dude?" Jirou snapped her finger in his face bringing him back to the lecture at hand. Red eyes looked over his friends who were looking at him as if they were discussing something important.

It was their weekly ignore the ongoing lecture and discuss 'sex, philosophy, sociology, and life' hour of the day. Mina tilted her bubblegum pink short hair at him while Sero was vaguely pretending to take notes.

"Who has the biggest dick on campus?"

Kaminari choked on his drink coughing while Kirishima crushed the bag of chips in his hands.Sero abandoned even pretending to pay attention anymore

"I'm sorry what!" Jirou screeched jerking her head down when their teacher looked over at them, a lazy eyebrow raised on question.

"Who has the biggest-"

A hand slapped over Katsuki's mouth, sweaty sour scent that smelled too much like chemicals from the chemistry lab. "No, stop talking. We cannot have this conversation here. I can't believe-how the hell should we even know?"

"Well," Hagakure drawled-

and fuck he always forgot the sneaking journalist dreamer had an easy way of making you forget she was right freaking there beside you.

"between the three of us ladies we kind of are one of the gossip queen's on campus so."

"Do you think we know the answer, what is it Kiri?"

Mina questioned waving her hand at their recently fire truck red dyed hair friend. Kirishima barked out a subdued laugh shaking his head.

"It's not shitty hair." "It's not me."

"What do you boys do, whip your dicks out and compare in the locker room?" Jirou asked snorting.

"No way. That's weird. We just notice things when we jack off together." Kaminari rolled his eyes in reply looking at the girls as if the answer was obvious.

"Is this the real life? Mina, is this the real life or did they peak at my real fic journal? oh my god, pinch me."

Mina shook her head at Hagakure unable to look away at their self proclaimed himbo of a friend.

"Please tell me you're joking."

"What's wrong? We jerk off in a room together, that's normal."

Sero lowered his head to the desk pulling the open book over his head. "God is dead."

"Don't add me to that shit" Katsuki snarled

Kaminari... That's not normal!" The dark haired punk rocker hissed covering her eyes as if to block out the sting of his confession.

"Girls don't masturbate in the same room?"

"No." Katsuki and the girls hissed together in denial.

"Can we fucking focus back on the matter at hand?" Katsuki snapped his palm to the table swinging the attention back at him. "Who has he biggest?"

"Do you think we what compare sizes with each other afterwards?"

"A gentleman never talks." Sero giggled face flushed.

The blonde pointed a finger at Jirou squinting his eyes in judgement. He wasn't about to out her here but he had gotten more than enough commentary about the best person to kiss from his friend. He now knew how both Yaomomo and Iida liked to get bites to their bottom lips.

He had intimate knowledge of how soft and plush Yaomomo's chest was and how fucking hot as sin it felt to fuck a dildo between her breasts. Mina herself had confirmed that during the long rides how Ochako sometimes casually mentioned how his cum tasted salty with a sweet tart to

it. And fuck he wasn't really a talker but Sero knew enough to say with confidence that Ochako was a kinky little mind hidden underneath that good girl exterior.

Point was, everyone talked. Somewhere and somehow some knew details about things you didn't consider forcing a vow

of absolute silence on. And even then, secrets had a curious way of becoming a part of a person's history given enough time.

"So are you saying you're not going to fuck around with the junior anymore?" Kaminari questioned leaning closer across the desk an into Katsuki's face.

"Fuck off I'm not messing with any junior, I swore off messing with anyone more than a year younger than me." He growled flicking the other lightly across the head.

"Not to mention we would be a little bit of hypocrites when we talked shit about what's his face messing with that

girl the grade below us." Sero added looking back down into the book to note a few things again.

"Look there's nothing wrong with safe fun fucking. But wasn't she getting drugs from him?" Mina asked lowering her voice so that the circle of gossips could hear.

"I don't know-

but I think I heard a rumour she's snorting come in the girl's restroom. " Hagakure said sliding her chair closer to the circle.

"Could we concentrate on the matter at hand here hah? Who is packing the biggest one known on campus?"

"Bro why do you even-?"

"Need to know?"

"Bakugou," Sero sighed closing the book and leaning back to look over the other, his glasses pushed to the top his head blending with the black. A corner grin formed, permanently glued on to his face. " You know it's not really the size of the dick but the hip use that matters."

Katsuki felt his face heating up in an inconvenient blush. He didn't actually *know* that it was more the 'motion of the ocean' was the guide. He was 18 years old and a virgin more or less if you asked. Yeah, he had experience with some experience blowjobs/eating out a nice pussy

Yes Bakugou even had some wonderful fingering memories (hidden behind the school buildings, in the fucking classroom more than once, and even in both the girl's and boy's bathroom). Yet penetrative sex? The kind where a cock went into a hole, either a nice vagina or the ass?

Well...he was interested absolutely in the act, but he hadn't gotten a moment where it *felt* right.

So Katsuki Bakugou was a virgin. A tease if you asked the right people.

"Yeah sure I know that. But I'm fucking waiting?"

"Do you want to include the seniors from last year as well?" Jirou finally relented sighing and as she just closed her book and pulled out a half-finished knitting project. She added another row. "Because if we want to include them then wasn't

Mirio like the guy with the big dick?"

"Nah it had to be Shindo." Kaminari interrupted adding in his own option. "Wait didn't you hook up with him before?"

"I've never seen his dick though. I saw his abs and they were great, but more than half the school has seen those abs.

"We all saw Mirio's tan ass on the sand volleyball court at lunch when he couldn't control his damn shorts." Sero laughed.

Mina and Kirishima smiled together letting out a happy little sigh of contentment showing their high opinion for the lunchtime sport enjoyed by the

relatively small high school. A class of 436 students, all grades and classes combined, gave them certain privileges. An outdoor beach volleyball court out on the grass fields was one such enjoyment.

"What about Todoroki, Shinso, Dabi or like I don't know Iida?"

"Iida is a fucking nerd there's no damn way-"

"He's like six feet and what six inches? Are you saying he has a small dick here Mina?"

"I'm just saying you can't judge the dick by the height Kaminari."

Kirishima scratched at his hair pulling it back into a short ponytail,

cracking his fingers once he was done. "But can't you judge a dick by the feet size?"

Katsuki snorted his judgment to that. Nah. If the rule of the big feet means big dick was true, then he wouldn't be sitting here having a damn reality crisis. Deku wore a size that was at

most one size larger than his. He distinctly recalled trying on the nerd's shoes once because they looked similar and finding out Deku's was just a little bit wider.

Facts were not checking out there. Try a-fucking-gain.