I don’t think people believe me when I say I learn something new every day. I feel that publicizing these moments will provide both proof and enlightenment to those that may need to learn the same things.

Today I learned why goldfish are called “the snack that smiles back”. Because... they do indeed actually smile back.

It is 9:32 this Monday morning, and I have just learned that RuPaul’s laugh is quite possibly the best laugh ever. Yes, this counts. Listen to it.

Today, I learned this is Mark Richt’s favorite birthday dinner. Also that in 2022, the final tests for med school will be pass/fail. Both are scary facts.

Just learned that Amazon started as an online book store.

Today I learned watching a memorial on my phone while working out in a public gym is not a good move. Side effects: shortness of breath and not knowing the difference between sweat and tears. #kobememorial

Today I learned that Ellie Goulding shops at my Whole Foods. My life has been made.

Today I learned there’s an app called @GasBuddy where you can find the cheapest gas near you

Today, thanks to @stanswinfilm , I learned the CONCERNING fact that MARS (chocolate candy company) also owns dog food companies like pedigree. What if the chocolate gets in the dog food? What if dog food is made of chocolate? What if dogs can actually eat chocolate?

If you, like I, have been missing jamming to “Forever Young” by Jay-Z and have been in search of it on Spotify for the past ten years, it’s under a podcast by Tunes after Tunes but is really the only way the song has snuck onto Spotify.

Today I learned that there is a “Mountain time” and yet no “Beach time”. Also, Hawaii and Alaska have their own time zones. This country is so divided. Wow.

It’s been awhile but I promise I’m learning things every day. Today I learned that ymail not a typo of gmail, but instead means my professor is in fact an OG yahoo account user. Ymail accounts were used prior to 2013.

It’s only 8:50am, no one is awake in the house and I’ve already learned something new today. Amy in Veep is the girl from My Girl.

Amy telling Vada not to let Thomas J go look for her mood ring near the bees:

Today I learned that in certain circumstances, ones pillow is sewn to ones bed in a prison cell. This would be one of the more frustrating things to me in prison, as I’m all up, over and under my pillow. So, I guess I’ll try not getting myself in said situation of imprisonment.