Sope Uni AU where yoon, after having his heart broken by yet another fuckboy, finally has enough of crying his eyes out & asks his roommate Hoseok to go clubbing (aka drink the pain away). Only that it ends with him throwing himself onto hobi, who secretly has been in love with
him since the day they became friends, and who now has no idea how to react when there's suddenly yoon drunkenly making out with him..
> A few shots in, it's just the two of them sitting at the bar. Namjoon had also been invited but he canceled last minute with a sick stomach (I shouldn't have eaten that old fried chicken, I'm sorry guys, but have fun!!).

"fuck dating. Fuck guys. I don't need a man." Yoon slurs
to hobi who he has no idea has been secretly pining for him for years.

Hoseok hides his own pain after hearing that and having seen his crush getting taken advantage of once more behind a smile and encourages him instead. Tells him what a wonderful person he is and that the
other dude is the one at loss.

Because it's true, just toying around with yoongi just to leave him once you're done IS a great loss if you'd ask hoseok.
'He deserves someone much better. ๐˜”๐˜ฆ.'
Only that hobi's too much of a coward to confess, he tried multiple times and always
chickened out in the end.

And he always tried warning yoon not to fall for those guys, but yoongi's stubborn. And too naive for his own good.
Once hoseok overheard a couple of fratboys talking about yoon and it made his stomach churn.
/"yo you should really try out that min guy,
he's so easy!"
"Oh yeah I can confirm, he totally is! Call him pretty and you got him wrapped around your finger!"
"You think so? He always seems so quiet and shy to me."
"sure man, just buy him a drink to loosen up, worked wonders for me."
"hmm and he's so dumb he'll believe
anything, if you tell him you love him he'll do everything for you."
"It's kinda pathetic how clingy and lovey dovey he got but just drop him once it's annoying. And you can have your fun with him in the meantime. He's really good with his tongue."
"and super pliant when
he's all fucked out. Try it bro!" /

Needless to say, Hoseok nearly started a fight that day. (but it would've been four against one so that wouldn't have been such a good idea..)

But no matter what he told yoon, he always had to witness him falling for those assholes' charms,
bringing home bf after bf, one fouler than the other. Only to get his heart broken every time. And it was so bitter because Hoseok had to watch, but didn't dare to do anything and finally confess, too scared to get rejected and hated by his best friend.

So instead he hides it
like right now in the club, with a very drunk yoon sitting next to him ranting about how he's never gonna look at any man ever again between downing shots.
"hyung you should slow down with the alcohol if you don't wanna throw up within the next hour. We haven't eaten yet."
"jus' cause you're such a lightweight.." yoon scoffs and hobi giggles at that, it's true but yoongi's also so cute when he's grumpy.
"yeah and I only had like half the amount that you had, so at least slow down so I can catch up." he giggles.
Yoongi gives him a hum as answer and
then suddenly turns to him, putting a hand on his arm. "let's go dance."
It takes him by surprise at first because yoon normally isn't one to suggest something like that, but he supposes he just wants to go all out and have fun. And hobi loves dancing so of course he can't say
no- and a second later finds himself getting dragged over to the dance floor.

At first it's just that, the both of them dancing in the crowd, enjoying moving to the beat. But then hoseok notices the space between them getting smaller and smaller, like their bodies get pulled
towards each other by an invisible force. And then it's them pressed to each other- back against chest- and yoongi's grinding on him. He's fucking grinding his ass on his crotch and Hoseok's hands find their way to yoon's hips and yoongi leans a bit backwards to lay his head on
his shoulder and brings an arm up to grab hobi's hair and-
holy shit, this is definitely not something best friends do. And it hits hoseok like a truck with 100mph that this definitely isn't the most platonic thing to be doing and he should be stopping it right now before it
ends badly, but then yoongi pulls his hair and grinds hard enough to surely be feeling the growing bulge in his jeans and ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด.

Hoseok lets his hands wander a bit from yoongi's swaying hips, and their mouths are dangerously close to kissing, and his head starts spinning.
He can smell yoongi's cologne in this proximity and just looking at his face, eyes closed and beautifully illuminated by the colorful lights, makes his heart beat so hard he can nearly hear it in his own ears over the loud music.

He calls for a break, much to Yoongi's confusion,
and takes them to sit at one of the booths before he runs off to the bathroom to calm down again. Standing in front of the sink hoseok takes a few deep breaths and splashes some cold water on his face, trying to sort his racing thoughts.

Fuck, he literally let yoongi grind on
him and didn't even stop him. He went along with it and nearly let them do something even worse - God, he really had to control himself. Yoongi is too drunk to properly get what he's doing, he should take care of him and not exploit the situation for God's sake!

Once he's
returned to the table he notices yoongi has ordered a couple more shots in the meantime and is giggling about whatever to himself as he scoots over to make room for hoseok to sit down.
"have I scared you?"
Hoseok looks at him for a second, before waving it off, acting as if it
didn't even affect him at all. "You're just drunk."
"doesnt change this."

One second later yoongi is suddenly all over him, their lips pressed together, holding onto him by the collar of his jacket. Hoseok is too shocked to even realise what's going on for a few moments, and
then all of his common sense and self-restraint is thrown out of the window as he kisses yoongi back, pulling him closer. Yoongi parts his lips to let his tongue dart in, and lets out a pretty whine, and ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ this is exactly what he had always dreamed
about and hoseok is absolutely ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ.
If it flops we're all just gonna pretend I never posted it, ok? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป

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Will hobi sleep with him?
Will yoongi remember what happened the next day?
Update incoming ~
A happy belated birthday to the literal loml hoseok ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’œ here's some fictional birthday sex for u, i guess
Their bodies move on their own accords, as if they never did anything else, their lips moving in perfect synchronization, although it's a bit sloppy and Yoongi uses too much teeth, the alcohol responsible for his loss of coordination.
But as their tongues explore and taste each
other, Yoongi moaning into the kiss, his hands slowly slipping from Hoseok's jacket into his hair, Hoseok thinks it's absolutely perfect. He bites his bottom lip before they part for air again, and then takes a second to look at Yoongi, properly take in the entire sight, trying
to grasp the last bit of his sanity.

Yoongi opens his eyes again and gazes up to him through a slightly unfocused, dark haze, licking over his kiss-swollen lips. "wan' it now"

"Y-you're drunk hyung.. This isn't consent."
Yoongi whines desperately at those words and hides his
face in the crook of Hoseok's neck, holding onto him tighter. "Please please, wan' You, need you, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ."
Then he scrambles clumsily onto Hoseok's lap and presses their chests together, rolling his hips ever so slightly so they can both feel their hard-ons through their
pants. He takes both of Hoseok's hands from around his waist and places them on his ass, whining once more and staring at him with the neediest look he's ever seen.
"๐˜›๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ-" and that's the last straw for hoseok.

He slips away from under yoongi and then
tugs him away out the booth and the club, intertwining their fingers as he drags him back home, which thankfully is only a 5 minute walk away from their shared apartment. At first yoongi doesn't really seem to be understanding what's going on, his drunk brain too slow to
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