Thread of every time I'm watching a soccer game and I miss a goal:
Tottenham (1) -Aston Villa (1): missed Toby Alderweireld's goal because I got in the car and couldn't find the Sirius XM channel
Tottenham (3) - Aston Villa (2): missed Heung-Min Son's game winner because I arrived at my grandparents' house
Atletico Madrid (1) - Liverpool (0): missed Saul's opener because I had to take something upstairs
Liverpool (1) - West Ham (0): IT'S OPPOSITE DAY. I randomly decided to pause the video I was watching and watch this Liverpool attack and they scored.
Liverpool (1) - West Ham (1): As I was typing the above tweet, I missed the Issa Diop header. Crazy how that works.
Arsenal (0) - Olympiacos (1): missed the Olympiacos goal because I was watching the MarbleLympics. Ironic.
Derby County (0) - Manchester United (1): missed Luke Shaw's volley because I went to put on socks
Oh my god soccer is backed so I can bring this thread back

Monchengladbach (1) - Leverkusen (1): missed Marcus Thuram’s sublime finish to an attacking move that started all the way back with Yann Sommer because I was making a cinnamon roll
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