yibo moments that butter my toast: a thread

1. when yibo stuffed himself into this tiny toy car and drove around in it

2. the time yibo dressed up as spiderman and owodog dressed up as deadpool and they sat in front of the camera posing

3. when yibo’s team was banished to a walk in cooler after losing a match in jxqc and he made his team eat bananas and run circles to stay warm

4. the time yibo was having a banana and the fire alarm went off in the episode of day day up where they went to the fire services dept. (he got on the hot search on weibo when the ep came out bc of this)

5. when yibo got on hot search bc his bag was too dirty and his fans wanted him to wash it （#王一博的包该洗了#）

6. when he wished everyone a happy new year on weibo. at the end of november .

7. the one time day day up posted a hilarious bts of yibo carrying a kid on the bucket of the excavator he was operating

8. when yibo made this attempt at cooking and added an inordinate amount of vinegar into his dish (of smashed cucumbers)

9. when yibo made this ridiculous fashion statement (yes, that’s his balenciaga bag around his neck)

10. just yibo air guitar-ing (i think)

11. the day mtjjs realised that most of yibo’s skateboard vids were probably taken by his bodyguard

12. this https://twitter.com/hanguangjunes/status/1228321815283392512?s=21 https://twitter.com/HANGUANGJUNES/status/1228321815283392512

13. the picture that caused this hot search #组团去烧王一博裤子# (roughly: banding together to burn yibo’s pants)

14. the moment in produce 101 when show lo (xiao zhu) was talking about when he debuted and yibo told him “huh, i wasn’t even born yet” and got chased around the room

15. the time he was doing promo for a yoghurt and was asked whether the yoghurt helped him get good at dancing and he didn’t even hesitate to say “nah, i dance the way i do cause of practise”

16. when yibo didn’t land his hippy jump and captioned the video “who’s this? (they’re) so bad at skateboarding”

17. the way he had a smug look on his face after he answered the crew “are you all not people?” when asked how he felt to be alone by himself (without other hosts on the show with him)

18. when the girl yibo was having “dinner” with on day day up told him she liked humourous people and he immediately jumped in to tell her, “huh then i’m not humourous”

19. this very very short dance is a gem

20. moment of silence for his yeekies (yibo’s cheeks)

21. the one time the boys from uniq were the penguins from madagascar (i love the way yibo says “you can see me 3d overseas” and their lil penguin dance)

22. when yibo had to act out the emojis in this live interview (the babiest boy)

23. when yibo beatboxed into a loudspeaker on the set of gank your heart (and then recorded himself saying “time to WRAP UP” into the loudspeaker and got it confiscated)

24. just yibo free styling to “i’m sexy and i know it”

25. yibo mukbang (but he doesn’t speak that much) asmr

26. the time mullet!yibo had a dance battle with a wall to ddu-du ddu-du

27. when yibo’s dart hit the innermost circle of the target and looked so proud of himself

28. when yibo sang the japanese song “goodbye my love” solo + playfully with the rest of uniq

29. this video yibo did for gq where he got ignored by the waitress and jumped up on the back of his chair to beat box......

30. the way yibo is yelling “HELLO EVERYONE I AM WANG YIBO”

31. yibo baby vocals during a performance where everyone was mouthing along to the words bc he probably didn’t realise no one was singing (give it a listen you’ll see what i mean)

32. in this fanmeeting where yibo misread a fan’s heartfelt message
(he turned “we’ll be here for you no matter your level of success or failure” into “you’re so bad”)
[subtitled by yours truly]

33. the time everyone got worried that he’d hurt his ankle bc of a misstep during skating but yibo was more concerned about his shoe

34. this hilarious picture of him and an employee at a motorcycle shop that got him on this hot search #王一博跟摩托車店老闆娘的合照# (because apparently this was the happiest he’s smiled in a picture with a fan)

35. the time yibo missed a flight and bought an ice cream cone to comfort himself

36. and when he arrived really really early the next day for his new flight but was also still really really sleepy

37. yibo eating in general (ie the filling of the yeekies) https://twitter.com/hanguangjunes/status/1262417269927231488?s=21 https://twitter.com/HANGUANGJUNES/status/1262417269927231488

38. this bts of ddu where yibo hums a rendition of thriller by mj but in the babiest voice

39. the time he accidentally took a photo with the phone he’s not sponsored by and had to drive back to retake the photo with the RedMi K30 Pro https://twitter.com/hanguangjunes/status/1274673373151285249

40. in this post from 2019, a fan shared that they met yibo in the airport and asked for an autograph, but neither had a pen.
so, wang yibo TYPED HIS NAME OUT on the notepad app on the fan’s phone... (a lot of yxh posted abt this on that fateful day...)

41. the time yibo got on weibo hot search for plucking his nose hair....