is the Punisher hotter than the Witcher? my hungover ass is making it a mission to find out, apparently.

after one episode of both, it’s really pretty neck-and-neck (emotionally unavailable beefcakes killing guys in hand to hand combat, which means we, the audience, are the real winners.)

i took a break from this particular research to watch A Very English Scandal (thoroughly English, very captivating) and the first episode of Gold Digger which was also...hella English. #hunkwatch2020 will resume after this message from the BBC, i guess??

yknow what i’m not even gonna call it a break in the research because A Very English Scandal and Gold Digger are also a part of #hunkwatch2020 which i suppose is just me watching TV shows featuring hot guys.

after 2+ days being sick in bed, i finished Gold Digger and as if we even needed to have this conversation, Benjamin Greene comes out on top but his mysterious brother Ciaran Marshall is a VERY close second. Leo Day? young hunk. #hunkwatch2020

do i understand a single thing happening in the Witcher? no, i have the attention span of a goldfish. what is anybody’s name? don’t ask me! AND they added that dumbass with the guitar? is the Witcher (gerald with a hard g???) hot enough for me to continue?? idk. #hunkwatch2020

got to the second episode of the punisher where it is already abundantly clear to me that Ben Barnes is going to be the bad guy, and that will create some interesting moral questions for me personally #hunkwatch2020

okay obviously given........everything i am doubling down on TV and movies but i really can’t decide between “this is very fun” and “this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever seen” re: The Witcher, i have no idea what is happening at any point but wow he sure is hot #hunkwatch2020

okay i’m halfway through and what i have resigned to is that i will absolutely keep watching bc a: the women are badass in myriad ways; b: the Witcher is very hot and also it’s funny when something dramatic happens and he’s like “...fuck.” #hunkwatch2020

look i am only 2 episodes into the Punisher but every five minutes i have a different, confusing opinion of the Witcher and yet i continue to watch it because he is So Hot and i think this means that The Witcher wins this round of #hunkwatch2020

okay i would like to submit as a contender for #hunkwatch2020: Anthony Bourdain’s very fancy Québécois friend who loves terrines???

i have no recollection of tweeting this but it stands #hunkwatch2020