ask any woman what the best sex of her life REALLY was & i guarantee it was over a long weekend with some guy who lived in a treehouse and didn’t pay taxes and couldn’t commit and believed in giants or some shit who she never saw again. it’s SICK & it’s why i don’t believe in god
what benevolent god would attach a life ruining **** to a man who eats cereal out of a saucepan and keeps his wages in a shoebox
some grown man who lives with his uncle and does karate will haunt your pussy and your dreams forever and that’s just a fact. i’m so sorry
i wrote this tweet and almost immediately muted it but i see from the replies that it’s resonating. i will never shy away from telling the truth. my openness will shine the way
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