tk au: parent trap

Jeon Soobin is 5 years old, and sneaky, well only because his father Jeongguk is totally in love with their neighbor, Taehyung and won't do anything about it on Valentine's day! So he has a plan, that includes, Taehyung's daughter Sumi, and a heart lollipop.
just a couple things:

it would be cute, fluffy if anything mild angst for valentine's day.

I'll start at 1k if it reaches there.

thank you all for your comments, ily.
quick poll
"Appa? What do you think of love?" Jungkook had to hear this everyday sometimes, his son would always ask him about that "L" word that he couldn't stand. Love. Ugh. He was quiet naturally so Soobin continued, "Appa!" he tugged on him, "Come on, tomorrow is Valentine's day!"
so I decided to extend this little au beyond valentine's day. shouldn't be too long but just some warnings:

angst
pining
smut (most kookv i think I'm still unsure)
foul language
bad exes who were emotionally toxic
cute meddling kids
use of whipped cream*
bad dieting techniques
characters:

kim taehyung 26, model, book worm, art hoe, tea drinker, single dad of sumi.

jeon jeongguk, 24, journalist, writer the love column section in the newspaper, emo babie of his friends, has a regrettable tattoo on upper back, best friend and dad to jeon soobin.
characters cont.

min yoongi + kim seokjin (yoonjin) = chaotic best friends of one jeon jungkook, yoongi works at the paper with jungkook, met jin at university, been dating ever since, the disaster gays who sometimes give terrible advice and set jungkook up on dates he hates.
characters cont

park jimin = best friend of taehyung and proverbial uncle to sumi, model but wants to get out of the business, on and off again relationship with Jung Hoseok.

jung hoseok= idol rapper, "dates" jimin, shows up unannounced sometimes because they have to be secret.
kim namjoon - jungkooks best friend, straight but he doesn't even know so questioning? Lawyer, book type, is in love with Jungkook's neighbors boyfriend (aka Jimin) but refuses to admit it because he thinks vmin are dating.
so as always I will post warnings before anything serious happens and if I forget please dm me, I don't want you guys thinking I don't care about your well being which I do so if anything makes you uncomfortable then pls dm me.
It's weird isn't it?

To have an entire column to yourself about the one thing you despise. But it wasn't Jeongguk's fault he didn't believe in love, it was Love's fault. No, not the word, love, but Love, his ex-wife. Ironic, wasn't it? Love, yet she didn't show him any of it.
She left him with Soobin at the age of 6 months, because she said she fell out of love with him and couldn't look at Soobin because he reminded her of him too badly. Jungkook was a single dad at a young age and ever since it's been him and Soobin, his good boy.
"Appa! Don't you want love?" Soobin said, as his dad loaded him into the cart while he began to shop. "Appa!" Soobin whined then heard it.

"Appa I don't want celery! Can't we eat some honey chips? Or ICE CREAM?" Her soft voice whined in the other aisle and Soobin began to smile.
"Appa!! It's Sumi!" Soobin said as he pulled on his tie. "LET'S GO SAY HI!"

"Wait.. Sumi?" Jungkook looked around and he heard her whine and immediately he went into panic mode. He just got out of work, his hair was messy, he couldn't see.. him. Not on Valentine's day. No. Shit.
"Appa?" Soobin started to giggle as Jeongguk hid and tried to go the other way around, "Appa is silly!" He laughed loudly.

"Soobin-ah, shh." Jeongguk tried to shush him to get out of there quickly, but unfortunately he ended up bumping right into..

"Jeonggukah?"

.. him.
The 5'11 pink haired model who wore nothing but name brands, that he didn't even have to buy. They were just sent to his house every month. Then he had the nerve, to be gorgeous and have the sweetest, nicest little angel to call him dad. Tae smiled warmly at him, "Hey neighbor!"
that's all for tonight. Quote with how you like it so far? Should I continue? Ily
"Taehyungssi," Jeongguk tried to play it cool but knocked over a bag of chips right into Taehyung's cart. "Um, hi." He bowed, "Happy Valentine's day."

Taehyung laughed and noticed his daughter grabbing the chips, so he immediately took it from her, "Happy Valentine's to you!"
"Papa!" Sumi whined, "I want chips," She huffed, but Taehyung just ignored her.

"Appa! I want chips too!" Soobin added on.

"You're definitely not getting chips, kiddo, no sweets, remember?" Jeongguk told him, but Taehyung looked into his cart and saw only ice cream and grapes.
"So, are you um.. cooking tonight?" Taehyung asked, with a flirty smile.

"Cooking?" Jeongguk said, ignoring Soobin opening the chips, "Oh yeah, you know, Valentine's day."

"So you're cooking for a special someone?"
"Hmm?" Don't lie! Jeongguk he told himself.
Don't lie.

Don't lie to the most beautiful, out of your league guy on valentine's day. Don't lie to the guy you've had a crush on since he moved in 2 years ago. Don't lie.

Don't. Lie!

"Well, yes, yes I am."

Damnit. He lied.
"Ah," Taehyung nodded, "Well I hope that you have a steamy valentine's day." Taehyung looked at his daughter then caressed her face, "I'll be having a night in with Sumi, right angel?"

"How come Soobin gets chips and I DON'T!"
"WHAT?" Jeongguk saw him, "SOOBIN-AH!"
Jeongguk grabbed the chips from him, then awkwardly laughed, "He's always.. sneaking things."

"Well he's adorable, just like his appa," Taehyung caressed Soobin's head and he blushed, then Sumi giggled. "Happy Valentine's day to you and your lady friend Guk-ah. See you soon."
He watched Taehyung cart away with his little girl and once he was gone he shouted, "NOT LADY FRIEND? I'M BISEXUAL.." People walked past were looking at him oddly.

"You blew it," Soobin told him, eating more chips.

"Who taught you how to say that?" Jeongguk grabbed the chips.
Soobin just smiled, then watched as Jeongguk exhaled, "Soobin-ah, I blew it."

"S'okay appa," Soobin leaned up and hugged his neck, "I love you."

"I love you too. Come, let's go home and see your uncles!" Jungkook ruffled his hair then finished shopping with him, not realizing..
That Soobin grabbed some candy from the aisle. "Appa," He played it off, "Do you think Mr. Kim is pretty?"

"Soobin-ah!" Jeongguk shushed him, "Do you even understand what you're saying?"

"Yes," He smiled, baring his missing teeth, "Do you wanna kiss Mr. Kim?"

"Bin-ah!"
"Appa!" Soobin pushed his hands away, "I'm 4! I'm not baby!" He pouted, "You wanna hold Mr. Kim's hand?"

Jeongguk was about to get on the line and he didn't want to discuss it anymore so he gave in, "Yes, bin-ah, I wanna hold Mr. Kim's hand." He smiled when Soobin smiled.
Perfect.

Soobin thought.

If Appa wanted someone to hold his hand.. then he would make his dream come true.

No matter what.
thats all for tonight!
When they got home they were greeted by Jeongguk's best friends, Min Yoongi and Kim Seokjin. They had been together since forever, so it always kinda seemed like they were one person. At least that's how they acted.

"HYUNG!" Soobin yelled to them, running to jump in Jin's arms.
"Binnie," Seokjin smiled as he held him in his arms, "Hey mister, how was your day?"

"Seokjin hyungie! We went outside today at school and got to see dogs out through the gate then daddy brought me snacks and ran into Mr. Kim and blew it."

"SOOBIN!" Jeongguk yelled.
Yoongi started to laugh, and grabbed at Jeongguk, "Come on, he's just a kid, besides you blow it with Taehyungssi all the time." He hooked his arm with the young journalist's and they all came inside.

"It's not like I mean to blow it he's just so.. pretty and handsome and-"
"I just wanna run a bubble bath for him and fill it with roses for him, and watch him smile as he rides me."

"Oh my God," Yoongi started to laugh, "We really need to get you laid."

"Oh no, no more bad dates, PLEASE. I'm fine with just fantasizing about my hot neighbor."
Yoongi helped him put the food away while Jin played with Soobin in the living room. "Okay so explain to me again why you haven't tried anything with hottie model?"

"Hmm maybe because he's outta my league, sexy as hell and dating that Jimin guy that always comes over there."
"Dating that Jimin guy? The one who Namjoon can't stop looking at even though he swears he's straight?"

"Yeah, him." Jeongguk sighed, "And how am I supposed to compete with a guy that his daughter loves, and who can pull off Chelsea boots 365 DAYS A YEAR?"
"You don't know they're dating," Yoongi smiled at him, "Aren't you just assuming?"

"The other day, Jimin gave over and the first thing I see is Taehyung jumping into his arms, then Jimin carrying him inside. If they're not dating then what is that?"

"Friendship?"
"You jump in your friends arms?" Jeongguk asked as he and Yoongi cut up the garlic, "We've been friends for years you've never jumped in my arms."

"I have with Seokjinnie," Yoongi tried.
"Yeah well you're sleeping with him so that just makes my argument more plausible."
"Even when we were just friends, he'd pick me up from school, I'd jump in his arms and.." Yoongi began to think about it, "Think about how much I wanted him inside of me. Damnit. You're right. They're obviously dating. I'm sorry, Jeongguk-ah."
"Exactly, which is why fantasize, at least in my mind our kids grow up together and we're in love already." He sighed, and didn't notice, Soobin standing there, he didn't understand what his dad was saying buy he could notice one thing, he was very sad.

He hated that.
Jin ran in right after and picked him up, "Soobinie," He said, "I thought we were playing hide and go seek?"

"I don't wanna," Soobin pouted and wiggled until he got let down.

"Bin-ah," Jeongguk told him, "Why are you mad suddenly?"

Soobin just ran upstairs.
"I wonder what happened, hyung?" Jeongguk asked Jin.

"Nothing, he ran to hide, I came to seek."
"Hmm, maybe I should go talk to him," Jeongguk was worried, he was gonna go but then he heard the front door.

"Hello?" Namjoon yelled out as he came in.

"Hyung!"
Jeongguk heard his voice and hugged him tightly, "Hey, what are you doing here?"

"I'm single on Valentine's day, of course I'm
I'm gonna be here," He handed Jeongguk some wine, "Let's get drunk and watch titanic."

"Soobin is upstairs, I can't tonight."
"If you two wanna watch a romantic movie together drunk, me and Jinnie hyung can always take Binnie home with us."

"Sounds great!" Namjoon said, then thought about it, "Wait.. you're making it sound like I'm asking Jeonggukie on a date!"

"Are you not?" Yoongi snickered.
"I'm not!" Namjoon started to blush, "I mean he's nice and all but I kinda like someone else."

"Me too." Jeongguk nodded, "But I'd still love to watch titanic with you, hyung."

"Yes!" Namjoon and Jeongguk high-fived then they both heard it.. the sound of a mercedes.
"Jeongguk!"
"I know."

They both ran to the window by the door, smushing next to each other while they saw him get out the car. Park Jimin. Of course in his Chelsea boots and leather jacket with a bouquet of roses and pink moscato.

Yeah.. they were totally screwing.
"Oh my God, he really went all out, wine and roses, Taehyungssi loves roses, but the pink ones.. he got red which I guess is fine," Jeongguk pouted.

"Why are we discussing him? Jimin looks so cute in that leather jacket, imagine what he looks like without it.. or clothes."
"What?" Jeongguk said, looking at Namjoon.
"What?" He said back, then looked down, "Nothing, shut up." They both looked out the window and saw Taehyung come out in some jeans and a cute tee shirt.

"Oh my God, I love when he wears jeans. He has the cutest apple butt."
"Can you not dote on him for once, jeez" Namjoon shook his head, "Look at them, they're hugging." They started to look out the window then Yoongi and Jin joined in.

"Ooh who do you think tops," Yoongi asked.
"I definitely think Jimin." Jin suggested, "He's so hot."
"He's what?" Yoongi turned to him.
"Come on, don't act like he isn't." They both nodded to each other then shrugged. As they were looking out the window none of them saw Soobin watching them from behind. He was thankful his father was distracted.

He had something to do.
He went into the kitchen and looked around. His father put the candy lollipops on the counter. Darn it. Soobin pouted, then had an idea. He grabbed a small chair and lifted it up towards the counter, grabbing the lollipops then slowly he got down and ripped them open.
"YESS!" He grabbed one, then took his paper from upstairs with the heart he drew on it and ran out through the kitchen door.

"They hug for a long time," Jeongguk sighed right after. "Jimin is a lucky guy." He watched them go inside, "Wait.. he didn't give him the flowers!"
"WHO ARE THE FLOWERS FOR?" Jeongguk stood up, "Maybe they're for someone else?"

"Jeonggukie don't get in your head over there." Yoongi said, "Come let's make dinner and watch parasite together."

"But hyung!"
"Jeonggukie, come on, he has a boyfriend. Its time to let go."
He nodded, then put his head down and took Yoongi's hand. Namjoon on the other hand decided to stay there and watch, they hugged then went inside but before they did, Jimin turned around, like he knew he was being watched and looked straight at Namjoon.

"SHIT!" He hid quickly.
Jimin saw him fall down and he smiled a bit, covering his mouth while he giggled.

"What's so funny?" Taehyung asked as he walked into the house.

"Tall guy, your neighbors friend, I think he hurt himself by hiding from me." Jimin started to blush, "How cute."
"Jimin-ah, you have enough boy problems, you don't need a tall one," Taehyung took his hand, "Come let's go inside." Jimin nodded but still looked towards the window one last time and saw Namjoon back, and staring. Jimin ran his hands through his hair and smiled warmly at him.
Namjoon noticed his smile and it made him smile too. For a few seconds, their eyes met before Jimin disappeared inside. "Namjoonah," Seokjin called him, "You coming?"

"What?" Namjoon stood up, "Uh yeah, I'm on my way."
Jimin and Taehyung walked into the kitchen and placed the roses and wine on top of the counter. "Can you believe he blew off our date then had his assistant send me this fucking wine and flowers." He shook his head, "I don't wanna keep dating Hoseok hyung's phone or managers."
"Then break up with him," Taehyung shook his head, "He's always busy because of his schedule. You deserve a guy who wants to be with you." Taehyung popped open the wine anyway and got glasses for them.

"But he's the best I've ever had," Jimin pouted then.. they heard the door.
"I swear to God if this is Hobi hyung coming here this late to wake up my daughter I'll scream."

"Taehyungie I apologize in advance," Jimin said following him to the door. They opened it, and there was Soobin, with a heart shaped lollipop in his hand.

"Hewwo, Mr. Pretty."
"Soobin-ah?" Taehyung started to smile, "Hi.. did you just call me pretty?"

"Yeah, appa says it all the time." Soobin told him, and immediately Taehyung started to blush.

"He says the word pretty all the time?"
"No silly, he calls you pretty." Soobin smiled at him.
"He does, does he?" Jimin cooed.
"Yeah, appa thinks you have an apple butt." He started giggling.

"Oh my God, this kid is adorable," Jimin began to smile, "I told you your neighbor likes you tete!"

"No, he doesn't, he's straight, Soobin is just confused, right Soobin-ah?"
"Nuh-uh!" Soobin shook his head, "He says he wants to hold your hand, in that means he hearts you. This lollipop is from him to you!" Soobin gave Taehyung the lollipop and then the drawing he drew of a heart, making him smile, "Will you hold his hand, Mr. Kim?"
Back in Jeongguk's house, they all left the window and went to get wine and to cook for themselves but once they entered the kitchen they saw heart shaped lollipops all over the floor. "What the hell?" Jeongguk yelled.. "Oh God.. SOOBIN-AH! COME HERE! NOW!"
"Why isn't he answering?" Jeongguk looked around. "Jin hyung can you go upstairs and get him?"

"Of course." Jin ran upstairs while the rest of them started to pick up the hearts. He came back down quickly in a panic, "Jeonggukah, Binnie isn't in his room."

"What? WHERE IS HE?"
"Well you left the kitchen door unlocked Gukah," Jin pointed to the open door.

"SHIT." Jeongguk dropped everything and immediately ran out, "SOOBIN-AH?" He yelled as he ran, only to see him across the street, talking to Taehyung. "Binnie?" Jeongguk slowed down and came over.
"APPA!" Soobin smiled and ran to him. Guk picked him up then came over to Taehyung and Jimin.

"Um, hi again." Jeongguk said nervously, "Sorry, I usually keep all my doors locked, thank God he only ran here."

"It's okay Jeonggukah, he was just telling me something interesting."
"Interesting?" Jeongguk laughed nervously as Taehyung smiled. "Soobin-ah, I told you never to leave the house without me or your uncles."

"But APPA!" Soobin whined, "I was trying to get Mr. Kim to hold your hand, like you said!"

"What?" Jeongguk started to blush, "I never.."
"... said that specifically." Jeongguk's cheeks were heating up.

"Soobin, even gave me this lollipop," Taehyung showed him, "And this drawing of a heart. He said it means you heart me." Taehyung smiled, "Do you heart me and my apple butt?" Jeongguk's eyes went wide.
"Obviously," Jeongguk began, and he saw the shocked look on Taehyung and his boyfriend Jimin's face, "... not." He finished. "Soobin is just a kid, he likes to make stuff up. I mean," He scoffed, "Would you listen to a kid who wants to hear baby shark over and over again?"
"Hmm, I guess you're right," Taehyung looked down. "Well, have a nice night Jeongguk, if you and Soobin ever wanna hang out with us..." He meant him and Sumi but Guk thought he meant him and Jimin, "Just knock."

"Oh, that's just great, thanks sorry to disturb your.. you know."
"My what?" Taehyung asked him.
"Hmm?" Jeongguk felt like he was on the spot, "Oh just your date. You.. two."

Jimin immediately started laughing. "Oh my God that's so cute, you think we're dating."

"Wait um.. you're not?"
"We're dating as much as you're straight," Jimin giggled.
"Jimin-ah, enough." Taehyung wasn't amused, "Why did you automatically assume we were dating? Huh?"

"Oh.. nothing I just always see you two hug and be overly affectionate."

"Newsflash, men can be affectionate with each other and be friends. Crazy I know."

"Taehyungah.."
"I'm sorry if I offended you..." Jeongguk felt so bad about assuming things. Taehyung crossed his arms and wouldn't look at him.

"Gukah!" Jin opened his front door and Soobin whined to be put down.

"Hyung!" He ran to him and Jin brought him back inside.
"I don't know why I thought you were different than other guys." Taehyung's words were harsh, "All of you straight men are the same."

"TAEHYUNG!" Jimin yelled, "Stop."

"I am not straight, like your friend Jimin said, I'm actually bisexual, um, and right now regretting a lot."
"Regretting what?" They both looked at each other in that moment and they both felt it, the tension, the lust, the misplaced anger.

Jeongguk scoffed, "I should go."
Taehyung agreed, "Yeah, you should."

"Awesome."
"Great."
"Perfect."
"Even more perfect."

They argued.
Jeongguk walked right off after that into his house and slammed the door.

"Taehyung! You just ruined everything!" Jimin was shocked, "Haven't you been crushing on him forever? The first great guy since you dumped that jerk? Why did you just do that?"

"I don't need anyone."
Taehyung always said that. He didn't need anyone and that's what worried Jimin the most. His heart was beyond broken for years and when he tried to mend it with someone, they treated him badly, now it was just him, and Sumi. He said he didn't need anymore than that but..
Jimin knew better.

Taehyung deserved love he just needed to let down a few walls before he could. "Jimin-ah, let's go back in and get drunk." Taehyung said, trailing inside.

"Be there in a minute!" Jimin said, right
before sneaking over to Jeongguk's house.
He knocked on the door quickly, hearing laughter from the other end then footsteps, before the door opened.. to the tall guy.

"Oh my God." Namjoon said, staring at him, "Um.. hey."

"Hi, wow you're so tall." Jimin smiled.
"You're so beautiful." Namjoon said, by accident.
"I'm what?" Jimin never felt so nervous around a guy before. He was so cute and sweet.

"Sorry I," Namjoon hit himself in the head, "I'm Moni.. I mean, I'm Kim Namjoon."

"Hi Moni, I'm Mini, I mean Park Jimin." He saw Namjoon smile then their hands met gently.

"Hi."
"Hi."
"Happy um.. Valentine's day," Namjoon said, "Is there any special guy or girl in your life making today great for you?"

"Hmm, nope," Jimin smiled, "And by the way I'm gay."

"Ah, that's cool, um, I'm-" Namjoon was about to say but Jeongguk came to the door.

"Jiminssi, hi."
"Jeongguk. Hello." Jimin exhaled, "Can we talk for like a second?"

"Yeah." He nodded then looked at Namjoon, "Hyung, you can go. I'm fine."

"Ah, right," Joon nodded, "Um, it was nice to finally meet you Mini." He teased.

"You too, Moni." Jimin replied, smiling.
Joon left them alone together and Jimin watched him walk away, "Your friend is so sweet, is he single? I know cute tall guys like that never truly are but.."

"Namjoon hyung is painfully single," Jeongguk laughed, "Is that why you came?"

"Oh no, it's about Taehyungie."
"Oh him, look Jimin I already apologize so.."
"No, just wait let me talk?" Jimin suggested and of course Jeongguk nodded, "Taehyung has had a very bad experience with men who didn't deserve him. So anyone remotely good he cuts them off before they get a chance."
"You don't have to spell it out for me but I know you like him, or else you wouldn't be worried about me being his boyfriend or not," Jimin watched as Jeongguk blushed, "You said you regretted it.. but I'm asking you, please don't regret it. He's worth it. I promise."
"He hates my guts right now," Jeongguk sighed.

"No, I'm pretty sure he wants you to be in his guts right now." Jimin's confession caused Jeongguk's eyes to go wide. "Look, I gotta go but promise me?"

"I.."
"Jimin-ah?" Taehyung came out of the house and saw them talking.
"Taehyungie, hey.." Taehyung came over to them and glared at Jeongguk.

"Why are you talking to him?" Taehyung took Jimin's hand, "Flirting with my friends now that you know Jimin is single huh?"

"Hmm and if I was.. would that make you jealous?"

"I don't get jealous."
Jimin just looked between them with his eyes wide. "You don't get jealous?" Jeongguk smirked.

"No. I don't." Taehyung huffed.
"So if I were to say that," He got in Taehyung's space, "I had a date tomorrow night, and I was going to press him against my door and kiss him.."
Taehyung's eyes shifted downwards as he continued, "Then scoop him up and take him inside.. what would you say?"

"I'd say have fun, because I'm not interested in you." Taehyung's words sunk deep into Jeongguk. So much so that Jimin couldn't think of anyway to salvage it.
"You're not?" Jeongguk's voice was full of sarcasm.

"No I am not." Taehyung said again, "Jimin-ah, let's go."

"Okay," Jimin sighed and mouthed an I'm sorry to Jeongguk before they began to walk away.

"Goodnight beautiful," Jeongguk shouted it, it made Taehyung stop and..
Jimin watched as he smiled, just a little bit. His smile then faded and he turned around towards him, "Don't call me beautiful, don't look at me, don't even breathe in my direction you asshole. Stay away from me, Jimin and my daughter. GOT IT?"

Jeongguk's smirk faded, "Got it."
He walked off with Jimin then slammed his door.

"Taehyungie!" Jimin pulled away from him, "That was too far."

"I know."
"Jeongguk didn't do anything!"
"I know."
"Taehyung.. he wouldn't hurt you. He's not.. him. You gotta stop comparing every nice man to him."
"What if he is just like him?" Taehyung exhaled, "I haven't met anyone who isn't like him yet, and I don't think I ever will." He grabbed the bottle of wine and chugged it down, "Happy Valentine's day, you dickhead, you ruined me for everyone else. He wins again."
Jeongguk came back inside to see the guys at his dinner table, eating snd helping to feed Soobin. "Appa! hyung made us food!" He slurped some soup up, "Come eat!"

"I will," Jeongguk came over and sat by him, "Hey hyung," He said to Yoongi, "I will take that date tomorrow."
"Guk-ah?" Yoongi looked at him but he just looked down at his son happily, and shifted his hands through his gentle black hair. "Okay, I'll set it up. His name is Yugyeom, I think you'll really like him."

"Great," Jeongguk nodded and drank some wine, pouting. "Can't wait."
Soobin looked over at him and he noticed how sad his father seemed. Did Mr. Kim not hold his hand? He pouted and took his father's hand, immediately seeing him smile. Maybe part one of his plan didn't work out but Soobin wasn't going to give up until he was happy with Mr. Kim.
Over at Taehyung's, he and Jimin finished off the wine and some chocolates he brought himself then they showered and laid down together.

"Did you eat?" Jimin asked.
"Yeah, just a chicken breast and celery. Photoshoot tomorrow." Taehyung's sighed, "You?"

"Same."
"Taehyungie, I think I'm gonna break up with Hobi hyung," Jimin ran his hands through his hair and sighed, "I think I want someone good for me for once and hyung is just not it, our relationship isn't the same. I think I'm done."

"Wow, look at you," Taehyung smiled, "Good."
"Yeah, I also wanna expand my horizons other than modeling. You know how you're a brand?" Taehyung nodded, "I wanna be a brand too. I wanna sing."

"Jimin-ah, you have a beautiful voice, do it. Do it all, I believe in you."

Jimin started to smile, "What about you?"

"Hmm?"
"Are you gonna apologize to Jeongguk?" Jimin asked.

"Yeah, I guess I was pretty rude wasn't I?" Taehyung laughed a bit and Jimin nodded, "Jimin? What if.. I'm really damaged? What if I'm really unlovable?"

"Tete, you are lovable and you deserve to be loved. You're not damage."
"You're not broken," Jimin's arms completely wrapped around him. "I love you, you're my soulmate. So you know I'm telling you the truth."

"I do." Taehyung smiled, "Thank you."

"You're welc-" Jimin was cut off by his phone buzzing. "It's hyung," Jimin opened the text and...
"Oh God," Jimin was actually smiling at the text, "Hobi hyung is free, should I go?"

"You were just saying how you wanted to break up with him." Taehyung laughed.

"Yeah, but it's Valentine's day, I deserve at the very least, a good rimming." Jimin sat up, "I gotta go."
"Park Jimin, get your ass back in the bed now, you are worth more than a 12am booty call. You're my soulmate and I won't lie to you, you deserve better."

"I do," Jimin stopped himself and got back in bed, "Thank you Tete," He laid on him, "I guess we're both alone tonight."
"Well we don't have to be," Taehyung flipped them over and got between Jimin's legs.

"TAEHYUNGIE!" He laughed as they were face to face, "Get up silly."

"Remember when we first met? In the bathroom of that billionaires party?" Taehyung's voice was low, "You wore green.."
and had the prettiest smile. So I came over and I said.."

"You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen." Jimin finished it for him, and wrapped his arms around him, "Then we had sex in his bed."

"Hmm, correction... we almost had sex," Tae smiled, "I never got to make you come."
thats all for tonight đŸ€Ą
"Yeah because we got caught," Jimin laughed, "Then you decided we'd be better friends."

"Not friends, soulmates." Taehyung kissed his neck, then rolled to the side. "Do you think we could ever.."

"Oh God, I don't think so. Maybe if we were both drunk? But you're crazy big."
"I thought you like that about me?" Taehyung smirked at him, then caressed his face gently. "I love you, Jimin."

"I love you, Taehyungie. Now let's get some rest. You know Sumi is gonna wake up soon, and she'll need her strong, loving appa."

"I'll sleep, if you hold me."
"Absolutely, duh." Jimin held him in his arms then gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Goodnight, and remember to apologize to Jeongguk tomorrow? He's truly one of the good ones, Tete."

"Fine, I will. He deserves one. Hmm maybe I'll wear my tight jeans again, get him all bothered."
"Taehyungie," Jimin laughed, "Why can't you just admit you like him?"

"I don't.. like him." Taehyung lied then turned off the light, "I don't want him. I just like to tease. Jeon Jeongguk will never.. ever have me."
The next day in the morning, Sumi woke up first, and looked around for her appa. She grabbed her bunny teddy bear and made her way into Taehyung's room. "APPA WAKE UP!" She giggled and crawled on top of the bed, then on top of Jimin. She poked him repeatedly in his cheeks.
"Sumi!" Jimin's eyes opened and he scooped her up, "Good morning angel."

"Appa is sleeping," Sumi pouted, "I'm hungry, feed me, samchon!" She smiled and touched his face with both of her little hands, "I want omurice, and gogi!"

"You want gogi? Now?" She nodded, happily.
"Okay I'll make you something special," Jimin smiled with her, then she jumped over to her father's side of the bed.

"Appa!" She yelled, "I'm getting FOOD!"

"Mmm..." He mumbled, "Not now Sumi it's Saturday, go back to bed."

"APPA!" She whined and bounced on top of him.
"Sumi! Come, appa has had a long night." Jimin picked her up, "Lets get you ready for the day, shall we?"

"YAY!" Sumi clapped her hands and was taken away by Jimin, while her dad got some much needed rest. He dressed her, then they were in the kitchen, cooking when..
She saw Soobin and Jeongguk come out of his house, from the window. "SOBINNIE!" Sumi yelled and then jumped down from the counter and ran to the door.. but she couldn't get it open. "SAMCHON!!" She whined for Jimin, "HELP! SOBINNIE!"

"Sumi.." Jimin didn't know what to do.
He didn't want her to run after Soobin but she looked so sad not to, he was contemplating when she started whimpering, "SOOBINNIE!"

"Sumi.." Jimin felt bad.

"OPEN OPEN NOW NOW!" She cried.

"It's okay Jimin-ah," Finally, he heard Taehyung's voice on the stairs, "Let her out."
Jimin opened the door and Sumi ran over to Soobin. "BINNIE!" She yelled, he saw her and opened his arms, giving her a huge hug.

"Tae?" Jimin asked, watching Taehyung look at Jeongguk, who was staring at the kids.

"They're inseparable, they do this every Saturday."
"Really?" Jimin smiled, "That's cute, your kids even get a long but you can't seem to admit you like tall, sexy journalist over there."

"Jimin, please he doesn't like me forreal, I'm just sex to him, the model, with the pretty face. You heard what Soobin said."
"He likes my apple butt," Taehyung looked down, "I don't want sex, I'm too old to fool around anymore. I want a husband, someone good for Sumi and me." At that moment, Jeongguk looked towards his house, usually he would smile at Taehyung but today, he didn't.
Instead, he just focused on the kids, and sat down watching them. Taehyung sighed, and looked away.

"Taehyungssi, you won't know what Jeongguk could be like unless you take the chance. He's great with Sumi, his kid obviously loves you, don't torture yourself because of doubts."
"Go over there, apologize and ask him to dinner." Jimin nudged him forward.

"Jimin-ah..." Taehyung was hesitant.
"Go." Hi friend had his death glare on so Taehyung knew he was serious, so he went over to him. Jeongguk turned to see him coming over and immediately got nervous.
"Jeongguk-ah, hi." Taehyung said, turning to see his daughter jumping on Soobin's back.

"Taehyungssi," he politely bowed, "Hello."

"Look, I don't want you thinking I'm some kind of rude asshole, I'm sorry for being so mean to you last night."
"It's okay, I was kind of rude to assume the first guy I see you with, you're screwing." Jeongguk smiled at him, "That was immature of me."

"Absolutely not, I was the immature one," Taehyung crossed his arms and looked down, "I would like to formally apologize though.."

"Oh?"
"Yeah, um," Taehyung got shy, "Just like a dinner or something, where I can apologize and it's my treat. Jimin-ah, can watch Sumi, if you can get someone to watch Soobin maybe we can-"

"Wow," Jeongguk dreamt of this day for a long time, he almost couldn't believe it..
The guy he had massive feelings for was asking him to dinner. It was like a dream, except.. "Tonight?" Jeongguk asked and Taehyung just nodded, "Ah, I can't tonight, I have a sort of blind date."

"Oh." Taehyung immediately deflated, "Right well then, um.." He felt so dumb.
"I hope you have fun, who is the lucky girl or guy?" Taehyung really didn't want to know, his heart was doing tumbles in his chest.

"Guy and I don't know, I'm meeting him for the first time tonight." He watched Taehyung's face go from expressive to not, he was unreadable.
It wasn't ever like this between them, they were usually flirty, smiling at their kids playing on Saturdays. Now neither of them knew what to say. "Well," Taehyung finally spoke, "I hope you have a good time, you deserve nothing less than to be happy, Jeonggukie."
Jeonggukie. He called him Jeonggukie. He only said that when he was trying to flirt. He began to smile, but only wide enough to where it didn't seem like his heart was fluttering. "Thanks, um.. you too you know? Um, you'll find someone."

Shit was that the right thing to say?
"Find someone?" Taehyung scoffed, "I don't need to find someone to be complete but I'll have you know I already found someone."

"Oh?" Jeongguk smirked, so he was jealous. "Who might that be?"

"Well, his name is.. um.. Park Bogum and he's taking me out tonight." He huffed.
"Park Bogum?" Jeongguk asked and Taehyung just nodded, "The famous actor, you know him?"

"I do." Taehyung lied, "And he's taking me out tonight."

"Oh really?"
"Yeah."
"Okay where are you going?"
"Well.. where are you going?" Taehyung asked.

"Jungsik." Jeongguk said. "You?"
"The same place you are." Taehyung decided.
"Oh really?"
"Yep."
"Great."
"Excellent."
"So, I guess I'll see you tonight?" Jeongguk said, with a smile.
"Absolutely." Taehyung replied, smiling as well.

Sumi and Soobin looked over at them, confused. "What are they saying?"
Sumi asked Soobin, while they both watched them. "Appa blew it again." Soobin told her, shaking his head.

"My appa is silly," Sumi held his hand, "They should hold hands, like us!"

"Yeah," Soobin nodded, "Let's make them hold hands!"

"YES!" Sumi agreed, "We should."
“Well, I gotta go prepare for my date.” Jeongguk scooped Soobin up in his arms.

“APPA! No! I wanna be with SUMI!” Soobin whined.

“Yeah, me too.” Taehyung took Sumi’s hand.

“You have to go prepare for the date you definitely have,” Jeongguk teased him, “Right?”

“Um, yes, why?”
“Oh nothing, it’s just you asked me on a date, then said you already had a date after I told you, I had a date.” Jeongguk laughed which made Soobin giggle.

“I definitely did not ask you on a date! It was.. an apology dinner. I have a date already, with Park Bogum.”
“So why did you ask me on an apology dinner,” his voice was dripping with sarcasm, “When you already had a date with one of korea’s most famous actors who I had no idea was into guys.”

“It was... an oversight.” Taehyung huffed, “Enjoy your date, Jeongguk.” He walked off.
“Appa, are you gonna hold Mr. Kim’s hand now?” Soobin asked.

“No, I am not, Binnie, some people just don’t get to hold hands.” Jeongguk saw Soobin’s eyes droop downwards then he pouted, “Bin-ah,”Guk touched his chin, “Cheer up, maybe appa will get to hold someone else’s hand.”
“But that’s not what you want appa, you want Mr. Kim! Right?”

“What I want is for you to eat some food, you saw Sumi now it’s time to come inside. No more talk about Mr. Kim, you understand?” Jeongguk watched Soobin nod sadly, “Come, Bin-ah, let’s eat.”
“You DID WHAT?” Joking yelled at Taehyung as he finished up the food, “TAEHYUNG!”

Taehyung put Sumi in her chair then sat next to her, “It’s not that bad of an idea, I mean he was trying to make me jealous, I had to do something!”

“Yeah, you could‘ve done so many things!”
“You could have played with your hair, you could’ve touched his arm or something, not make up a fake date with a famous actor WHO ISN’T GAY!”

“Okay well he follows me on instagram, and has liked some of my photoshoots, some half naked by the way!”
“Appa nekkie!” Sumi laughed as she ate her food which made Taehyung laugh as well.

“That just means he appreciates art, you can’t just go around thinking you can say you’re dating someone and get away with it!” Jimin shook his head, “You have to go tell him you were lying!”
“Or... and get this, just follow me here..” Taehyung began, “I dm him on twitter because hello he follows me there too, I ask him out on a date, he says yes, we go and boom!! Jeongguk is jealous.”

Jimin just shook his head.
“Taehyungssi! This is crazy, please stop this madness.” Jimin pleaded it.

“Hmm... no,” Taehyung took out his phone, “It’s easy as this I go to twitter, I go to his profile... and I dm him.”

“TAEHYUNG! Don’t!”

“Too late.”
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