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okay so in december when the whole trump impeachment thing was going on i made a tweet saying "who& #39;s gonna take one for the team and sn1p3 m!!k3 p3nc3" and i believe it had a bts fancam attached. i was angry and thought nothing of it
okay so in december when the whole trump impeachment thing was going on i made a tweet saying "who& #39;s gonna take one for the team and sn1p3 m!!k3 p3nc3" and i believe it had a bts fancam attached. i was angry and thought nothing of it
so, last month as many of u know my account was suspended and i won& #39;t be getting it back. yesterday at around 11 something AM my mom called me saying the cops were at our house and they were looking for me
she passes the phone to one of the cops and he asks me if i have a twitter account called park3rsdyk3 and i said yes. he said if i recall making the tweet in december about p3nc3 and i said yes but that it was obviously a joke and besides my acc was suspended
he tells me "well we take these things very seriously" and he asks me if i& #39;m at school. i say yes and then he tells me that they& #39;re gonna GO TO MY SCHOOL TO HAVE A CHAT WITH ME 
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during all of this i can hear my mom crying in the background and i& #39;m straight up sobbing in the bathroom, so i go up to my redirect class and ask my teacher to speak to me in the hallway and i tell her everything
she takes me to my guidance counselor and for the 2nd time that day i explain what& #39;s going on with the cops. my guidance counselor tells me he will make sure nothing happens to me because he knows i& #39;m a good student and that he understands what i did was a mistake
now we wait. my counselor walks out of his office to recieve the cops and let me tell you - 2 MOTHER FUCKING SECRET SERVICE AGENTS WALK IN ALONG WITH 3 COPS
AND MY MOTHER WHO& #39;S HYSTERICAL
SO THEY SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF ME, I& #39;M STILL CRYING. MY MOM IS CRYING, I& #39;M SHAKING AND SHE WON& #39;T EVEN LOOK AT MEEEEE
so they start interrogating me and shit and they ask if i have any weapons and i& #39;m like no i& #39;m a 17 year old in high school it& #39;s not like i& #39;m gonna head to washington and b0mb the white house during lunch hello????
and they ask me if i recall making a tweet saying that i was gonna burn the g0v3rnm3nt down https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Face without mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face without mouth">
i said yes but it WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE HELLO I HAVE NEVER EVEN GONE FARTHER THAN NEW YORK???
and so they tell me they aren& #39;t gonna press charges but they take my picture and say if it happens again i& #39;m actually gonna get arrested oh my goddddd
they leave the room. i& #39;m in there alone with my mom and i start saying "mami perdoname por favor" and shit bc i just felt worse about putting my mom in that situation instead of me seeing mf SECRET SERVICE
and then it happens. DAD CALLS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
AND I START SCREAMING EVERYTIME MY MOM CAME CLOSE WITH HER PHONE I REFUSED. TO SPEAK TO HIM I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GONNA GET B3AT!!!!
UNTIL SHE FORCES MY TO HOLD THE PHONE AND SURPRISINGLY HE& #39;S NOT MAD??? AND HE SAYS SUMN LIKE "HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU NEED ME THE MOST" WHICH IS THE MOST FATHERLY THING HE& #39;S EVER SAID TO ME HELLO???
and yeah basically i& #39;m fine my parents are fine i& #39;m pretty sure they& #39;re tracking my phone activity rn bc they asked for my number at some point and this all felt like a fever dream and after school i just start LAUGHING??D& #39;FKV;K
BC OUT OF EVERYTHING I COULD BE ARRESTED FOR: DRUGS, DRINKING, VIOLENCE, STEALING... I WAS GONNA GET ARRESTED OVER A TWEET. WITH A BTS X TOM HOLLAND FANCAM https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤥" title="Lying face" aria-label="Emoji: Lying face">
but yeah anyways imma like stay private until the comeback and i won& #39;t reinstall twitter on my phone until then too bc in all seriousness this shit scared the hell out of me ://// i went through a mf panic attack and stress all bc of a TWEET. GOOD LORD.
and no this isn& #39;t fake this actually happened. man i WISH i was lying but at least i got a good story to tell during family reunions lmaoooo
ALSO: when the cop read my username he said the mf slur and all jesus christ. and this situation is the reason i deactivated yesterday
