Cognac?
Scholarships?
Burgers?
Underwear?
Baby food?
https://twitter.com/southernfren/status/1227554149480439814?s=19
Credit cards? https://twitter.com/Discover/status/1227708858333892609?s=20
Phones?
Pretzels?
Telecom services?
Jam?
Men's reproductive health advice?
Loans?
Housewares?
Children's books? https://twitter.com/trutsle/status/1234813392793239552?s=19
Hockey tickets? https://twitter.com/Canes/status/1233401419333558272?s=19
More hockey tickets? https://twitter.com/Avalanche/status/1235369437978480640?s=19
Wedding attire?
Wholesale club memberships?
Back to school attire?
Advertising?
Socks?
Organic meals?
https://twitter.com/southernfren/status/1236035585321598982?s=20
Online dating?
Banking?
Jeans?
Credit cards?
Hotel stays?

Thanks @SpitzKonrad
Luxury cars? (2 for 1)
Cars?
Serious relationships?
Phones?
Bracelets?
Movie tickets?
This one's subtle. Nice work Bernstein https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1239987955499962369?s=19
Census participation?
?
Jewelry?
Shorts?
Shared responsibilities? https://twitter.com/UN_Women/status/1245117431951118339?s=19
Eyewear?

Also color blindness lmao
Condoms?
Insurance?
File sharing?
Snapchat?
At home soda carbonation machines? https://twitter.com/SodaStreamUSA/status/1246437367264587777?s=19
Apps?
Internet service?

Thanks @MaxModerator https://twitter.com/ATT/status/1247192340638433281?s=19
Chess game app downloads?
Lego?
Underwear?
Encouragement program to have only one child per couple?
Public school sex ed?
Emjoi camera app?
Mortgages?
Shakespeare?
https://twitter.com/FoodLion/status/1252258179452370945?s=19

Groceries?
Headphones?
Unhealthy relationship advice?
Pajamas?
Magazines?
Navy appreciation?
Video streaming services?
Athletic wear?
Printers?

Also >black and white all in one lmao
Clothing?
Tinder?
Retail clothes?
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