Screw it, it's happening.
When I was in high school (2011), my English teacher gave us an assignment: Write a short anything. Most of my classmates wrote poems. I wrote a ~30 page comedy about then-President Obama fighting pirates. I handed it in, he gave me side eye. LET'S GO https://twitter.com/avishaiw/status/1227999510258966529
THE PRESIDENT VS THE PIRATES
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FIN
Clearly, I peaked in high school.
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