How to tweet like a Palestinian: Starter Pack
Step 1: Lie
Remember this one? Good times.
Paging Dr. Heigl.
Maybe Rory Gilmore can help.
1. Children don't wear mini skirts in Gaza.
2. This is a still from the movie Final Destination.
Poor kid. In prison for 11 years, since the age of 6!
When all else fails, just grab a picture of the Holocaust.
We almost forgot this one!
Claim: "This is not a shot from a movie."
Fact: "It's a shot from a Lebanese movie called Kingdom of Ants."
Hello agents! We have a fresh batch of "How To Tweet Like a Palestinian".

Thank you Agent @israellycool for the hard work.
More lies.
And more lies.
You can follow @TheMossadIL.
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