How to tweet like a Palestinian: Starter Pack
Step 1: Lie
Step 2:
Get caught lying.
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Step 3:
Lie about lying.
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Paging Dr. Heigl.
Maybe Rory Gilmore can help.
1. Children don& #39;t wear mini skirts in Gaza.
2. This is a still from the movie Final Destination.
Poor kid. In prison for 11 years, since the age of 6!
When all else fails, just grab a picture of the Holocaust.
We almost forgot this one!
Claim: "This is not a shot from a movie."
Fact: "It& #39;s a shot from a Lebanese movie called Kingdom of Ants."
Hello agents! We have a fresh batch of "How To Tweet Like a Palestinian".

Thank you Agent @israellycool for the hard work.

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More lies.
And more lies.
Wait! There& #39;s more!
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