Block enough brands and eventually you get the good promoted tweets.

This one is kinda sweet

Amazing

Same, honestly

I’m sorry, what now?

*hits blunt* [ Keanu voice ] “Whoa”

Epic bro, so epic

I’m sorry but what the entire actual fuck???

This ad is the feds

I really like the sweet ones, more like this please!

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not gonna lie, she had me in the first half

The funniest possible name for a luxury real estate broker to have is Jason Lanyard holy shit, this is like a billion to one odds

Jason. Lanyard. Ladies and gentlemen, Jason freaking Lanyard.

Raytheon missile engineers are making ppe, wow, capitalism is good now I guess

I always block all the ads. That’s how this thread even got here.