1 month into this shitshow and you& #39;ve all lost your minds already.
Fuck it. Gonna update this thread with the insanity for the entire year.
First up:
- Partnership announcement makes Hedera pop 70% because they put one of Google& #39;s 5 trillion employees on a board

- Watching people unironically chart Bitcoin dominance/market cap

- Tezos on its way to flippen ETH
First up:- Partnership announcement makes Hedera pop 70% because they put one of Google& #39;s 5 trillion employees on a board- Watching people unironically chart Bitcoin dominance/market cap- Tezos on its way to flippen ETH
First up:- Partnership announcement makes Hedera pop 70% because they put one of Google& #39;s 5 trillion employees on a board- Watching people unironically chart Bitcoin dominance/market cap- Tezos on its way to flippen ETH
- All of CNBC loves Bitcoin at $10k. Absolutely insane. Hated it at $3k.

- Seeing people congratulate themselves for 20% gains after 90% losses while tokens no one even heard of fly past them.

- Couple sane guys warning about the coming corrections https://twitter.com/nlw/status/1227601378471825409?s=19">https://twitter.com/nlw/statu...
- IOTA shut off their coordinator

- Pomp got the ban hammer

Pretty normal day.
- bzx/fulcrum tripped up with flash loans (single transaction loans). Flash loans might bring some balance to poor mechanism design. Risk. Finance.

- now libra just wants to do dollars lol https://twitter.com/dsearch3r/status/1228657292792549383?s=19">https://twitter.com/dsearch3r...
A friend texted me this the other night
I& #39;m not quite sure if this is bull market related or not but tech geniuses now propose infecting people and in @Truthcoin& #39;s mind this is a pleasurable thing.

There is nothing more insane that I will read on Twitter today.
I& #39;m not quite sure if this is bull market related or not but tech geniuses now propose infecting people and in @Truthcoin& #39;s mind this is a pleasurable thing.There is nothing more insane that I will read on Twitter today.
I& #39;m not quite sure if this is bull market related or not but tech geniuses now propose infecting people and in @Truthcoin& #39;s mind this is a pleasurable thing.There is nothing more insane that I will read on Twitter today.
Big mood https://twitter.com/PeterMcCormack/status/1229508153160740865?s=19">https://twitter.com/PeterMcCo...
@bzxHQ attack numero dos https://twitter.com/lawmaster/status/1229671232456593408?s=19">https://twitter.com/lawmaster...
Lol it was numero seis. Finance comes at you fast. https://twitter.com/tayvano_/status/1229708599867232256?s=19">https://twitter.com/tayvano_/...
Someone get out the admin keys because 30% chance that @MicahZoltu is going to be right in a month.

@FTX_Official should add a MKR dump prediction market.

Most fun part, rational self-interested actors might start selling MKR to be out the door first. https://twitter.com/PhABCD/status/1229833586561474563?s=19">https://twitter.com/PhABCD/st...
bzx on manipulation #7 now or something. $650k in oracle manipulation. yikes
ProgPoW is back on the table and I was wrong that the reasoning isn& #39;t intentional.

https://twitter.com/nicksdjohnson/status/1231300890516058112?s=19">https://twitter.com/nicksdjoh... https://twitter.com/pyskell/status/1231333518678134788?s=19">https://twitter.com/pyskell/s...
Ohh yeah and you also lost your minds on a tweet about hair. You faithful builders of the economies of the future. https://twitter.com/iam_preethi/status/1231193990294315008?s=19">https://twitter.com/iam_preet...
So much happening I forgot this one. A disgruntled FCoin dev up and deleted their entire "blockchain" or something and then they went trying to sell off all their Bitcoin that they couldn& #39;t give back to the customers they owed it to because reasons. https://twitter.com/DoveyWan/status/1229566977158418433?s=19">https://twitter.com/DoveyWan/...
A cosmos dev/founder seems to be having a manic breakdown. I hope he gets better. This place can stress people to absolutely no end.
IOTA still off, EOS still off too probably but no one cares enough to check. https://twitter.com/hudsonjameson/status/1231654765379149832?s=19">https://twitter.com/hudsonjam...
Entering the zeitgeist here https://twitter.com/AltcoinDailyio/status/1231279318552072192?s=19">https://twitter.com/AltcoinDa...
Looks like @TraceMayer started scamming. Sad day if true

https://twitter.com/american_hodl/status/1231644961856094208?s=19">https://twitter.com/american_...
Haha what https://twitter.com/misir_mahmudov/status/1226634422226685952?s=09">https://twitter.com/misir_mah...
cartel implements pumpamentals in a day. clearly the best thing. https://twitter.com/BrendanBlumer/status/1232318319061061632?s=19">https://twitter.com/BrendanBl...
This may have to be my last IOTA tweet they& #39;re simply taking up too much of the thread https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1232648421351264256?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
I& #39;m happy my ETH friends found a chain with an even more unpredictable supply to dunk on https://twitter.com/sassal0x/status/1232467228282347520?s=19">https://twitter.com/sassal0x/...
BCash has a hard fork for a dev reward that you can& #39;t oppose but can signal you don& #39;t like it https://twitter.com/PeterRizun/status/1233797693924765696?s=19">https://twitter.com/PeterRizu...
The "ETH is oil" memes were correct https://twitter.com/lawmaster/status/1234488583748190208?s=19">https://twitter.com/lawmaster...
Unfortunately Bitcoin not quite gold enough but well on its way
Justin Sun shows us the dangers in PoS by single handedly accumulating a ton of STEEM and using it to freeze other people& #39;s accounts.

https://steemleo.com/tron/@steemitblog/an-open-letter-to-the-community-hf22-5">https://steemleo.com/tron/@ste... https://twitter.com/ThemeanJustine/status/1234494236961247233?s=19">https://twitter.com/ThemeanJu...
garlichouse admits plebs pay for ripple employees. like how zcash plebs ( @dantwany) pay for zksnarks research. only not useful.

https://twitter.com/TheBlock__/status/1234392013774061570?s=19

Big">https://twitter.com/TheBlock_... Ol& #39; thread on recent developments: https://twitter.com/stephendpalley/status/1234510975430205447?s=19">https://twitter.com/stephendp...
It& #39;s happening https://twitter.com/crypto/status/1235526096650715136?s=19">https://twitter.com/crypto/st...
Statists out in full force mad about economics in capitalism.

Are there even 11,000 homes that have a need for electricity in upstate NY? https://twitter.com/mims/status/1235549521591050241?s=19">https://twitter.com/mims/stat...
You can& #39;t be an ETH core dev https://twitter.com/josephdelong/status/1235979765879844864?s=19">https://twitter.com/josephdel...
Never go full shitcoin https://twitter.com/gaborgurbacs/status/1236015695068004352?s=19">https://twitter.com/gaborgurb...
Seriously, don& #39;t do it https://twitter.com/Itsjoeco/status/1236805959814721541?s=19">https://twitter.com/Itsjoeco/...
I& #39;m blocked but I stan Tiff now. We all stan Tiff now. https://twitter.com/mflaxman/status/1237039428801040385?s=19">https://twitter.com/mflaxman/...
https://twitter.com/danheld/status/1237078797893005312?s=19">https://twitter.com/danheld/s...
Market& #39;s canceled. Everyone can go back to their loved ones. https://twitter.com/sassal0x/status/1238069143842066432?s=19">https://twitter.com/sassal0x/...
This is awkward. These things were on a sidechain not even a year ago.

Imagine permanently bloating a public resource for a slightly better UI rather than just writing a better UI. https://twitter.com/zhusu/status/1238147256001236992?s=19">https://twitter.com/zhusu/sta...
MKR debt spiral

https://twitter.com/ameensol/status/1238182889402945536">https://twitter.com/ameensol/...
More info https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1238164323106729985?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
The madness is leaking over into real life after Trump trots out 20ish "partnerships" between the US Government and private companies. https://twitter.com/BenDiFrancesco/status/1238556705908240388?s=19">https://twitter.com/BenDiFran...
Ohh good I can stop this thread now (jk) https://twitter.com/DogePreacher/status/1238573224276815873?s=19">https://twitter.com/DogePreac...
I don& #39;t even understand this but it sounds like a thing https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1238591213231472640?s=19">https://twitter.com/lex_node/...
MakerDAO are the only ones brave enough to keep up crypto drama during the pandemic and breakdown of the world& #39;s economy. For this we salute you. https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1239216671782395905?s=19">https://twitter.com/lex_node/...
Absolute heroes. https://twitter.com/evabeylin/status/1240039492985085952?s=19">https://twitter.com/evabeylin...
Ohh also not confirmed but seems the red ties are, by incredible happenstance, going to cut us socialism checks before the blue ties. Absolutely insane.
https://twitter.com/skwp/status/1240725155967574018?s=19">https://twitter.com/skwp/stat...
Theft is always okay as long as the good guys are the thieves. https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1240605327122464768?s=19">https://twitter.com/VitalikBu...
This would normally be big news https://twitter.com/the_crypto_feed/status/1240941957200801795?s=19">https://twitter.com/the_crypt...
Justin is apparently woke https://twitter.com/justinsuntron/status/1240667869731368965?s=19">https://twitter.com/justinsun...
Private crypto insurance decides that auctions you can& #39;t realistically bid in is intended functionality. Totally not biased. https://twitter.com/NexusMutual/status/1240965010010058754?s=19">https://twitter.com/NexusMutu...
When I started this I didn& #39;t realize I was documenting the downfall of modern politics, economics, and just modern conceptions of reality really. https://twitter.com/ledgerstatus/status/1241874538658435072?s=19">https://twitter.com/ledgersta...
If this gets big it& #39;s going to be worse than MKR& #39;s fiascos. https://medium.com/maple-finance/announcing-defis-first-unsecured-dao-loan-242ca13adee0">https://medium.com/maple-fin...
Announcing DeFi’s first Unsecured DAO Loan

Maple Loans is supporting DeFi’s first undercollateralized loan to a DAO 🎉

https://medium.com/maple-finance/announcing-defis-first-unsecured-dao-loan-242ca13adee0
Haha yesss, a return to normalcy please https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1242236463703605260?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
TON of rekkage at the SEC. This pun will live forever. https://twitter.com/stephendpalley/status/1242580964947132417?s=19">https://twitter.com/stephendp...
This counts https://twitter.com/krugermacro/status/1243324202087841792?s=19">https://twitter.com/krugermac...
https://twitter.com/trent_vanepps/status/1243537692392128523?s=19">https://twitter.com/trent_van...
I& #39;m repeatedly amazed at the Ethereum community& #39;s collective attempts to kill every benefit of decentralization that they can. https://twitter.com/nmushegian/status/1243556378008059909?s=19">https://twitter.com/nmushegia...
https://twitter.com/spencernoon/status/1244625697295011845?s=19">https://twitter.com/spencerno...
https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1244562034055876611?s=19">https://twitter.com/mdudas/st...
https://twitter.com/lawmaster/status/1244886126843887616?s=19">https://twitter.com/lawmaster...
Today it& #39;s an April fools joke https://twitter.com/protolambda/status/1245348931615285248?s=19">https://twitter.com/protolamb...
Old habits die hard https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1246218595538960385?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi/status/1246421164731359232?s=19">https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi...
Wew lad

https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1246484012551544833?s=19">https://twitter.com/mdudas/st...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌶️" title="Hot pepper" aria-label="Emoji: Hot pepper">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌶️" title="Hot pepper" aria-label="Emoji: Hot pepper">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌶️" title="Hot pepper" aria-label="Emoji: Hot pepper"> https://twitter.com/TuurDemeester/status/1246556729061629952?s=19">https://twitter.com/TuurDemee...
There& #39;s a lot of new people out there creating conspiracy theories about games because they now think they& #39;ve mastered the blockchain. This is (sadly) what adoption looks like. https://twitter.com/Evit_cani/status/1246872944724389891?s=19">https://twitter.com/Evit_cani...
Oof https://twitter.com/hodl_american/status/1247316243033370626?s=19">https://twitter.com/hodl_amer...
DAI approaching negative rates faster than the Fed. Gonna need a "governance" upgrade to get there. https://twitter.com/jp_koning/status/1247834242278723584?s=19">https://twitter.com/jp_koning...
Wew lad https://twitter.com/BitMEXResearch/status/1247877126377922560?s=19">https://twitter.com/BitMEXRes...
DeFi now directly competing with the banks https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi/status/1247945293993213961?s=19">https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi...
https://twitter.com/Shaughnessy119/status/1248322667603787776?s=19">https://twitter.com/Shaughnes...
It& #39;s over https://twitter.com/hussmanjp/status/1248236301570146305?s=19">https://twitter.com/hussmanjp...
Why even bother making money on tokens if you can& #39;t doxx people along the way https://twitter.com/VladZamfir/status/1248672750014693377?s=19">https://twitter.com/VladZamfi...
Sooo BCash is in dire straits https://twitter.com/lopp/status/1249313168742133762?s=19">https://twitter.com/lopp/stat...
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes"> https://twitter.com/samabbassi/status/1249885140073013250?s=19">https://twitter.com/samabbass...
gg no re https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1250107940016730115?s=19">https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/...
This is more significant than most people will realise. https://twitter.com/joostjgr/status/1250448518407471104?s=19">https://twitter.com/joostjgr/...
bitcoin never goes down https://twitter.com/6102bitcoin/status/1250513045199163394?s=19">https://twitter.com/6102bitco...
https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1251120081519738880?s=19">https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/...
Lightning usability is moving at leaps and bounds. https://twitter.com/Breez_Tech/status/1251555963506696197?s=19">https://twitter.com/Breez_Tec...
Oof https://twitter.com/lawmaster/status/1251774495389634562?s=19">https://twitter.com/lawmaster...
Actual info on dforce. Real people unfortunately lost real money. Again and again and again. https://twitter.com/spencernoon/status/1251716786732650499?s=19">https://twitter.com/spencerno...
And now for your moment of zen https://twitter.com/ICOffender/status/1251802430083411969?s=19">https://twitter.com/ICOffende...
https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1252002639920889858?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
broke: hodl
woke: invest
bespoke: invest money that isn& #39;t yours https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1252002639920889858?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
Another $52M https://twitter.com/molllliy/status/1252073594781175809?s=19">https://twitter.com/molllliy/...
A "decentralized" application, the 7th largest "DeFi" project, can black list an entire country from using it. Incredible.

https://twitter.com/dydxprotocol/status/1252258323690389505?s=19">https://twitter.com/dydxproto...
It was a script kiddie, using off the shelf hax, $25m unlockable by anyone, 7th largest defi project, wew lad

Anyways he doxxed himself, as is tradition, and returned all the money, which is dumb cause he still did the crime so he& #39;s still going to jail https://twitter.com/zhusu/status/1252479842261450753?s=19">https://twitter.com/zhusu/sta...
I mean it& #39;s better than blowing it on a TV, worse than saving it for food, but optimally would be best spent on an Oculus Quest https://twitter.com/HaileyLennonBTC/status/1252644875293429760?s=19">https://twitter.com/HaileyLen...
Feels like we& #39;re getting back to regular old twitter. https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1252888181080457217?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
tether brrrrinter go brrrr https://twitter.com/ceterispar1bus/status/1252915247561822209?s=19">https://twitter.com/ceterispa...
and the ever elusive patented "mining" using humans as batteries like in the matrix https://twitter.com/benthecarman/status/1252853093961621504?s=19">https://twitter.com/benthecar...
https://twitter.com/RyanWatkins_/status/1252968798379884545?s=19">https://twitter.com/RyanWatki...
this is ridiculous. how do all these things happen and @FTX_Official doesn& #39;t even have an exploit futures/options market to hedge smart contract risk which is through the roof

cc @SBF_Alameda https://twitter.com/RyanWatkins_/status/1253013420913430535?s=19">https://twitter.com/RyanWatki...
back to the delistings https://twitter.com/nikhileshde/status/1253091673657298946?s=19">https://twitter.com/nikhilesh...
The voice of a generation https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1252999377012117506?s=19">https://twitter.com/CNBC/stat...
the introductory rates expired https://twitter.com/kaiynne/status/1253179389472210945?s=19">https://twitter.com/kaiynne/s...
bullish. gotta admire the absolute conviction https://twitter.com/timothyjcoulter/status/1253160245968306177?s=19">https://twitter.com/timothyjc...
95% chance this is a dev buying their own $25,000 card that gives them free spotify because you& #39;d have to be a supreme idiot otherwise https://twitter.com/DamianSpriggs/status/1253294892983427072?s=19">https://twitter.com/DamianSpr...
back to the asic bricking https://twitter.com/greg_colvin/status/1254036253365936128?s=19">https://twitter.com/greg_colv...
lol at this dev team, "it& #39;s a typo", let emm have it hudson https://twitter.com/hudsonjameson/status/1254075794143543296?s=19">https://twitter.com/hudsonjam...
https://twitter.com/nopara73/status/1254053670360137730?s=19">https://twitter.com/nopara73/...
I have a hunch, but no data, that LN private channels are a lot larger than the 30% they& #39;re estimated at. I don& #39;t even know of a mobile wallet (other than acinq& #39;s original one?) that publishes public channels https://twitter.com/melikmanukyan/status/1254234388939726848?s=19">https://twitter.com/melikmanu...
people who& #39;ve made it this far in this thread https://twitter.com/gladstein/status/1254241648524943361?s=19">https://twitter.com/gladstein...
evergreen de-fi de-scussion right here

https://twitter.com/hitchcott/status/1253982497446166528?s=19">https://twitter.com/hitchcott...
ngl i teared up https://twitter.com/INVESTMENTSHULK/status/1254218402215923714?s=19">https://twitter.com/INVESTMEN...
Haha twitter gangs up on S2F a couple weeks ago and dude just goes and drops S2FX. Also aliens might exist and Bitcoin Twitter is how I find out. Pretty great night.
S2F is bs, but it makes a great guilty pleasure.

Also aliens. https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/pentagon-declassifies-navy-videos-purportedly-show-ufos/story?id=70364183">https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Polit...
Pentagon declassifies Navy videos that purportedly show UFOs

The Pentagon declassified Navy videos -- leaked in recent years -- that purportedly show UFOs.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/pentagon-declassifies-navy-videos-purportedly-show-ufos/story?id=70364183
somewhere a scammer eyes hungry https://twitter.com/Bitcoinbeach/status/1254896001476956160?s=19">https://twitter.com/Bitcoinbe...
is ok we have s2fx now

https://twitter.com/btconometrics/status/1255450551883575298?s=19">https://twitter.com/btconomet...
niceeee, state& #39;s monetary policy sucks? print your own https://twitter.com/cgledhill/status/1254887967589531648?s=19">https://twitter.com/cgledhill...
really happy to see people starting to materially benefit from bitcoin https://twitter.com/MattAhlborg/status/1255487264290988038?s=19">https://twitter.com/MattAhlbo...
https://twitter.com/ck_SNARKs/status/1255503966567305219?s=19">https://twitter.com/ck_SNARKs...
https://twitter.com/zackvoell/status/1253426756859518979?s=19">https://twitter.com/zackvoell...
We& #39;ll revisit this one later https://twitter.com/IamNomad/status/1255507940401971210?s=19">https://twitter.com/IamNomad/...
So happy you& #39;ve made it this far in the thread. Here& #39;s the best bitcoin price ticker ever. https://twitter.com/melikmanukyan/status/1255601525155483649?s=19">https://twitter.com/melikmanu...
new paradigm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Rainbow" aria-label="Emoji: Rainbow"> https://twitter.com/zhusu/status/1255675032715448320?s=19">https://twitter.com/zhusu/sta...
prter is mad he can& #39;t dictate what ethereum clients do anymore

this is either the death of progpow or open-ethereum but we& #39;ll see
prter is mad he can& #39;t dictate what ethereum clients do anymorethis is either the death of progpow or open-ethereum but we& #39;ll see
prter is mad he can& #39;t dictate what ethereum clients do anymorethis is either the death of progpow or open-ethereum but we& #39;ll see
putting my own memories here https://twitter.com/pyskell/status/1255984686914043904?s=19">https://twitter.com/pyskell/s...
h/t @MyCrypto
https://twitter.com/pyskell/status/1256882612553089024?s=19">https://twitter.com/pyskell/s...
ngl this sounds bullish https://twitter.com/La__Cuen/status/1256895601377148928?s=19">https://twitter.com/La__Cuen/...
So deep in this thread I can& #39;t remember but here& #39;s a reminder that DAI& #39;s peg broke and the solution was a centrally controlled dollarcoin (USDC) which now makes up 10% of the collateral just 6 weeks after being added. via http://daistats.com"> http://daistats.com 
Niceeeeee https://twitter.com/glassnode/status/1256946723915784198?s=19">https://twitter.com/glassnode...
https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi/status/1257137030783471617?s=19">https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi...
Here& #39;s an ETH2 convo from 2021:

"how do i sell eth2? i staked my eth like u all said and i want to sell"

"ETH2 isn& #39;t ETH. You can sell ETH2 when Phase 1 launches"

"when is that?"

"Maybe Q3"

"so u all get rich on eth and im stuck with eth2 i cant even use this is a scam"
https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi/status/1257384157115801611?s=19">https://twitter.com/Dogetoshi...
https://blog.bitmex.com/ethereum-2-0/ ">https://blog.bitmex.com/ethereum-...
I just want to revisit how brilliant @justinsuntron& #39;s move was in shilling PewDiePie on Dlive, pumping whatevertf it was.

All whole knowing full well that this was something YouTube would outbid him on. They may have even bought him out. Just the absolute shrewdness of the scam
wew lad https://twitter.com/galgitron/status/1256239968005095429?s=19">https://twitter.com/galgitron...
https://twitter.com/pierre_rochard/status/1255568730253340682?s=19">https://twitter.com/pierre_ro...
https://twitter.com/DZack23/status/1258004132994187264?s=19">https://twitter.com/DZack23/s...
the classic befriend and betray method first pioneered by journalists, except with software and name confusion https://twitter.com/kevinsekniqi/status/1257786314965032962?s=19">https://twitter.com/kevinsekn...
I& #39;d like to address the Efficient Fed Hypothesis and its frequent invalidation https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1258080861276291079?s=19">https://twitter.com/RudyHaven...
makes sense https://twitter.com/CamiRusso/status/1258098349246500864?s=19">https://twitter.com/CamiRusso...
the hero we deserve https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1258035145757675520?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
evergreen https://twitter.com/dimarcangelo/status/1258005391323140096?s=19">https://twitter.com/dimarcang...
wow, though kinda cheating with a linear chart, still cool https://twitter.com/LNMarkets/status/1257642334088560641?s=19">https://twitter.com/LNMarkets...
how many degrees you got? https://twitter.com/painted_frog/status/1258120228564873216?s=19">https://twitter.com/painted_f...
we last did this so long ago that no one is alive to remember it& #39;s a bad idea https://twitter.com/FEhrsam/status/1257900213215232000?s=19">https://twitter.com/FEhrsam/s...
https://twitter.com/runtheirstops/status/1258128079509164032?s=19">https://twitter.com/runtheirs...
https://twitter.com/AsILayHodling/status/1258157078893510656?s=19">https://twitter.com/AsILayHod...
can& #39;t wait for the day facebook accidentally leaks everyone& #39;s purchases for the year or it crashes for 3 days and you can& #39;t buy food https://twitter.com/joncoffey/status/1258188987228962818?s=19">https://twitter.com/joncoffey...
in hindsight it& #39;ll be so obvious https://twitter.com/LightCrypto/status/1258442230198685699?s=19">https://twitter.com/LightCryp...
doing penance for my previous tweet. sorry https://twitter.com/Melt_Dem/status/1258447562803220481?s=19">https://twitter.com/Melt_Dem/...
im not reading this article, i have no idea of its contents, but here it is https://twitter.com/the_crypto_feed/status/1258515751394177024?s=19">https://twitter.com/the_crypt...
makes sense as most coins are just jokes https://twitter.com/AviFelman/status/1258500582148636672?s=19">https://twitter.com/AviFelman...
jacob scammed me too. i have no desire to join the suit but i totally understand why people would https://twitter.com/decryptmedia/status/1258582130579460103?s=19">https://twitter.com/decryptme...
teenage genius hacker crypto boy https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-07/teen-hacker-and-evil-geniuses-accused-of-24-million-theft">https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...
Teen Hacker and Crew of ‘Evil Geniuses’ Accused of $24 Million Crypto Theft

A 15-year-old hacker and his crew of “evil computer geniuses” stole nearly $24 million in cryptocurrency from an adviser to blockchain companies, according to a lawsuit filed in New York.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-07/teen-hacker-and-evil-geniuses-accused-of-24-million-theft
schauedumbfreude https://twitter.com/RainDogDance/status/1258891361362874373?s=19">https://twitter.com/RainDogDa...
lol i can& #39;t h/t @La__Cuen https://twitter.com/decryptmedia/status/1258966425923977221?s=19">https://twitter.com/decryptme...
how to make it look clean
which will u choose? https://twitter.com/hasufl/status/1259079168614072321?s=19">https://twitter.com/hasufl/st...
https://twitter.com/callmethebear/status/1258841625440079872?s=19">https://twitter.com/callmethe...
i kind of just want to sit peter schiff down and make him read all the code of bitcoind. i dont care if he understands it it just seems like he thinks its some number in a google sheet https://twitter.com/barrysilbert/status/1259178854150799360?s=19">https://twitter.com/barrysilb...
points for honesty

https://twitter.com/AsILayHodling/status/1259182313113600002?s=19">https://twitter.com/AsILayHod...
https://twitter.com/QWQiao/status/1210284534085902337?s=19">https://twitter.com/QWQiao/st...
https://twitter.com/spencernoon/status/1259246876332896258?s=19">https://twitter.com/spencerno...
i wonder what new finance dude I& #39;ve never heard of is entering now https://twitter.com/ihatecodee/status/1259289123803861000?s=19">https://twitter.com/ihatecode...
democracy, liberty, and justice were revolutionary code names that preceded
the bubbling bubbling bubbling bubbling bubbling
in the mother country& #39;s stock

what bags will survive in america?
what bags will survive in america? https://twitter.com/SahilBloom/status/1259141067938557952?s=19">https://twitter.com/SahilBloo...
https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1259462001924997121?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
things are getting weird https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1259642410042351616?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
a tldr for this thread https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1259691456882634754?s=19">https://twitter.com/lex_node/...
hopes weak and bags are heavy https://twitter.com/ColeGotTweets/status/1259649593081581568?s=19">https://twitter.com/ColeGotTw...
greg is a rockstar dev who has been hacking since 1972. he& #39;s responsible for huge parts of the evm.

and... https://twitter.com/greg_colvin/status/1259541587757056000?s=19">https://twitter.com/greg_colv...
https://twitter.com/lopp/status/1259929075902222345?s=19">https://twitter.com/lopp/stat...
lol jfc https://twitter.com/BradyDale/status/1259949983836536839?s=19">https://twitter.com/BradyDale...
i guess we shouldn& #39;t be so knee-jerky https://twitter.com/winklevoss/status/1259989656906665989?s=19">https://twitter.com/winklevos...
fed says market is wrong, will buy it until it& #39;s right. going to get dumped on in like a month instead

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-12/fed-says-it-will-begin-purchasing-corporate-debt-etfs-on-tuesday">https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...
"ohh yeah we& #39;ll just buy your stonks at whatever price you& #39;re selling at"
https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1259862315215859717?s=19">https://twitter.com/nic__cart...
scam, scam never changes https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1260228056817512453?s=19">https://twitter.com/nic__cart...
reducing network congestion by making sure hapless retail blows up their account in 2 transactions rather than 100 https://twitter.com/fintechfrank/status/1260239622719844352?s=19">https://twitter.com/fintechfr...
abandon all hope ye peddlers of tokens unsound. for ye are frauds and pillagers of retail.

but also fuck the sec, let people do what they want, even garbage like TON https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1260254401865961473?s=19">https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/...
obligations untethered https://twitter.com/IamNomad/status/1260283411014529025?s=19">https://twitter.com/IamNomad/...
it& #39;s true https://twitter.com/SwanBitcoin/status/1260270541325262848?s=19">https://twitter.com/SwanBitco...
the script to migrate all these balances back to a single db is going to be insane https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1260221272417501184?s=19">https://twitter.com/nic__cart...
kinda forcing it tbh https://twitter.com/Blockstream/status/1260222388542865409?s=19">https://twitter.com/Blockstre...
publicly verifiable federated db = cool

calling it in any way decentralized = not cool https://twitter.com/adam3us/status/1260320788781170688?s=19">https://twitter.com/adam3us/s...
see next tweet for snark
https://twitter.com/QWQiao/status/1260318764052221957?s=19">https://twitter.com/QWQiao/st...
if you like this thread you& #39;ll love this one https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/896775534658686979?s=19">https://twitter.com/MartyBent...
3 years of delivery estimates so far https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1260537905719791621?s=19">https://twitter.com/MartyBent...
blockchains are not people, you cannot bully a blockchain, you can only critique its design and function https://twitter.com/matt_odell/status/1260549557701824513?s=19">https://twitter.com/matt_odel...
xrp gets outbanked by one little exchange-y boi https://twitter.com/CryptoParadyme/status/1260699418505830400?s=19">https://twitter.com/CryptoPar...
turns out im part of an evil sockpuppet army whose goal is to block karbonbased or something https://twitter.com/ofnumbers/status/1259326052339499009?s=19">https://twitter.com/ofnumbers...
i always wondered when id be in my first conspiracy https://twitter.com/ChainAgnostic/status/1260716436982562820?s=19">https://twitter.com/ChainAgno...
fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. https://twitter.com/TrustlessState/status/1260737762409369601?s=19">https://twitter.com/Trustless...
can& #39;t wait for them to ban it again https://twitter.com/molllliy/status/1260779872487497729?s=19">https://twitter.com/molllliy/...
token lawyer palley is best token https://twitter.com/stephendpalley/status/1261000018137317376?s=19">https://twitter.com/stephendp...
not liking indebted wage tokens is akin to not wanting people to vote or something. this one lost me. https://twitter.com/kineshanko/status/1261011976592846848?s=19">https://twitter.com/kineshank...
and now your moment of zen https://twitter.com/ihatecodee/status/1261050635442688003?s=19">https://twitter.com/ihatecode...
tryin to keep my friends away from these guys tbh https://twitter.com/CryptoGainz1/status/1261045884592238594?s=19">https://twitter.com/CryptoGai...
francis is a troubled boy https://twitter.com/inversebrah/status/1261130085161005057?s=19">https://twitter.com/inversebr...
RUDE https://twitter.com/AFSILO/status/1261135519263711233?s=19">https://twitter.com/AFSILO/st...
she has a point https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1261410465072250885?s=19">https://twitter.com/jk_rowlin...
celebrities now looking like me in 2015

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1261429085999296512?s=19">https://twitter.com/elonmusk/...
never forget madnesses past https://twitter.com/art_not_found/status/1261547572952551424?s=19">https://twitter.com/art_not_f...
didn& #39;t realize @IvanOnTech was a scammer

https://twitter.com/inversebrah/status/1261505409581342721?s=19">https://twitter.com/inversebr...
i cant even https://twitter.com/RainDogDance/status/1261737856206331904?s=19">https://twitter.com/RainDogDa...
i was never for a moment concerned that i& #39;d run out of content for this thread https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1261779484203720706?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheStalwa...
not. for. a. moment. https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1261681365902413825?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
but now we have s2fx https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1261715771396415488?s=19">https://twitter.com/ercwl/sta...
roger is dumb https://twitter.com/MyCrypto/status/1261830481600888833?s=19">https://twitter.com/MyCrypto/...
the price of price feeds https://twitter.com/TrustlessState/status/1261866888440631296?s=19">https://twitter.com/Trustless...
unironically (h/t @angela_walch)

https://twitter.com/el33th4xor/status/1262078034280165377?s=20">https://twitter.com/el33th4xo...
https://twitter.com/Pollo2x/status/1262092180434247680?s=19">https://twitter.com/Pollo2x/s...
https://twitter.com/Fatalmeh/status/1262085177041391616?s=19">https://twitter.com/Fatalmeh/...
https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1262176369858850816?s=19">https://twitter.com/lex_node/...
we live in madness https://twitter.com/mattcsnow/status/1262182514447339523?s=19">https://twitter.com/mattcsnow...
it will never end until it ends

https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1262176848924094465?s=19">https://twitter.com/mdudas/st...
we are the madness and the madness is us https://twitter.com/ArthurB/status/1262189452933255168?s=19">https://twitter.com/ArthurB/s...
and now your moment of zen https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/1262332956208762881?s=19">https://twitter.com/jk_rowlin...
the madnesses losses are only exceeded by our own https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1262199383212392448?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheStalwa...
the madness is happy https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1262323351890071552?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheStalwa...
move the data around so it looks good.
caught? we made an error.
madness. https://twitter.com/jemimajoanna/status/1262401368893132800?s=19">https://twitter.com/jemimajoa...
https://twitter.com/renelubov/status/1262475166233354248?s=19">https://twitter.com/renelubov...
jesus, the madness. jesus https://twitter.com/DaveLeeFT/status/1262442939856195584?s=19">https://twitter.com/DaveLeeFT...
madness is a bitter pill to swallow https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1262480831068598274?s=19">https://twitter.com/spectator...
https://twitter.com/realLedgerwatch/status/1262497631277809665?s=19">https://twitter.com/realLedge...
madness but funny https://twitter.com/cryptonator1337/status/1262510117452484616?s=19">https://twitter.com/cryptonat...
m2ness https://twitter.com/filbfilb/status/1262754813223170048?s=19">https://twitter.com/filbfilb/...
doxxfi https://twitter.com/lawmaster/status/1262730075251904513?s=19">https://twitter.com/lawmaster...
https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1262788031993561088?s=19">https://twitter.com/nic__cart...
me2_irl
the madness needs profits
no https://twitter.com/DeanEigenmann/status/1262882546590908416?s=19">https://twitter.com/DeanEigen...
some fear the madness. others seek it https://twitter.com/nlw/status/1262902933215227907?s=19">https://twitter.com/nlw/statu...
if you can& #39;t beat emm, seize emm https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/1262906423412998146?s=19">https://twitter.com/CharlieSh...
been here long enough i thought people did like losing money https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1262845656869113856?s=19">https://twitter.com/lex_node/...
wow! https://twitter.com/glassnode/status/1263117480895156224?s=19">https://twitter.com/glassnode...
https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1263126741087813638?s=19">https://twitter.com/nic__cart...
i& #39;ll try but we won& #39;t https://twitter.com/cmsholdings/status/1263128980045148164?s=19">https://twitter.com/cmsholdin...
all jokes aside vitalik& #39;s social media manager is getting edgier and edgier. i like it.

https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1262870758176575488?s=19">https://twitter.com/VitalikBu...
https://twitter.com/ChrisEspley1/status/1263102076034281472?s=19">https://twitter.com/ChrisEspl...
and the same one falls and the same one falls and the same one bites the dust

gg no re https://twitter.com/Rewkang/status/1263435897954988033?s=19">https://twitter.com/Rewkang/s...
wew lad https://twitter.com/fintechfrank/status/1263445743945351170?s=19">https://twitter.com/fintechfr...
this shouldn& #39;t be controversial https://twitter.com/DeanEigenmann/status/1263598917846876160?s=19">https://twitter.com/DeanEigen...
from the madness https://twitter.com/robustus/status/1263518917076627456?s=19">https://twitter.com/robustus/...
infinite paradigms https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1263446919420010497?s=19">https://twitter.com/VitalikBu...
we all are https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1263602364373745664?s=19">https://twitter.com/VitalikBu...
https://twitter.com/molllliy/status/1263657857402073089?s=19">https://twitter.com/molllliy/...
kind of insane https://twitter.com/lowstrife/status/1263647528580288513?s=19">https://twitter.com/lowstrife...
andddd it& #39;s over, this must be some kind of record https://twitter.com/mattysino/status/1263661036298620930?s=19">https://twitter.com/mattysino...
we live in a clown world https://twitter.com/OGBTC/status/1263674878097530881?s=19">https://twitter.com/OGBTC/sta...
iq test for new retail https://twitter.com/Fatalmeh/status/1263791130686226432?s=19">https://twitter.com/Fatalmeh/...
insane but good https://twitter.com/mdudas/status/1263841595985727489?s=19">https://twitter.com/mdudas/st...
i don& #39;t understand this sentence and I don& #39;t want to. i just hope they put @Yazanator in blockchain jail

https://twitter.com/autarklabs/status/1263818605474377728?s=19">https://twitter.com/autarklab...
no https://twitter.com/udiWertheimer/status/1263854024148889600?s=19">https://twitter.com/udiWerthe...
is this real life or is it fantasy https://twitter.com/zackvoell/status/1263552365757685765?s=19">https://twitter.com/zackvoell...
THEYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">TOOKhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">YAZhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">TOhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">ARAGON COURThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">FORhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">$20 https://twitter.com/evabeylin/status/1263872801082978304?s=19">https://twitter.com/evabeylin...
when your plaintiffs want to use your product but you made it so you don& #39;t https://twitter.com/autarklabs/status/1263868596003852288?s=19">https://twitter.com/autarklab...
take notes https://twitter.com/justinsuntron/status/1264013924958998528?s=19">https://twitter.com/justinsun...
newspapers regularly lie to make money. their business is telling the truth. madness https://twitter.com/NeerajKA/status/1264024018765713413?s=19">https://twitter.com/NeerajKA/...
https://twitter.com/sassal0x/status/1264175480510361601?s=19">https://twitter.com/sassal0x/...
where to begin https://twitter.com/IamNomad/status/1264289518309572609?s=19">https://twitter.com/IamNomad/...
indebted to madness https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1263803278099451911?s=19">https://twitter.com/paulkrugm...
https://twitter.com/underthebreach/status/1264460979322138628?s=19">https://twitter.com/undertheb...
https://twitter.com/zackvoell/status/1264721768276807680?s=19">https://twitter.com/zackvoell...
For those reading along that DB hack of all the hardware wallet companies is still unconfirmed. https://twitter.com/zackvoell/status/1264733563938881538?s=19">https://twitter.com/zackvoell...
never a dull day https://twitter.com/Zectro1/status/1264867307546800130?s=19">https://twitter.com/Zectro1/s...
lol https://twitter.com/cryptonator1337/status/1264896298542608384?s=19">https://twitter.com/cryptonat...
this will be a thing before end of 2021 https://twitter.com/DZack23/status/1264034082759086081?s=19">https://twitter.com/DZack23/s...
like poppa always says, if at first you don& #39;t succeed, fork, fork again https://twitter.com/StopAndDecrypt/status/1265000686736949248?s=19">https://twitter.com/StopAndDe...
umm okay https://twitter.com/licuende/status/1265034446853603331?s=19">https://twitter.com/licuende/...
people will claim this is the end of the insanity but it& #39;s only the start. really happy to be able to get this thread back on track https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1264944038874054657?s=19">https://twitter.com/TheStalwa...
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