things my teachers have said; a thread

“please don’t stab anybody in my room you’ll get blood on the floor and it’ll piss me off” -my homeroom teacher

“put your drug money away” -my biology teacher

“i’m gonna walk over there and i’m gonna break someone’s fingers” -my band teacher

“codon, not to be confused with condom” -my biology teacher

“class bruh do your work”
“class bruh stop”
“if you’re not caught up, that sucks”
- my biology teacher

me: “i have a proposition”
my band teacher: “i don’t take propositions from kids”

“not chromatiddy, chromatid” - my biology teacher

“you’re only allowed to work with one other person, no threesomes” -my algebra teacher

“class bruh lit fam” -my bio teacher

“google lies. google’s an advertisement” -my biology teacher

“mitosis happens in my toesies” “meiosis happens in my ovaries”
- my biology teacher

i can’t continue this thread anymore and it’s so fucking sad cuz i miss updating this one :(