ranking the nct dream members based on how much and how often they manspread, a thread

1. renjun, the worst offender. a menace on public transportation but. yet i still love him. renjun manspreading allowed.

2. haechan. not as bad as renjun but still kinda in ur face about it. usually only does it when he’s not sitting next to anyone.

3. chenle. no where near as bad as the first two but does it more often than you’d think.

4. jisung. tbh he’s not bad at all. sits like a good normal polite boy. he just doesn’t get squished and much as jeno and jaemin do when sitting next the real offenders.

5. jeno. another good boy! he sits mostly with legs straight but sometimes he squishes to make room for da real man spreaders

6. jaemin. great to sit next to on the subway very accommodating. maybe too much. jaemin im so sorry dude you’re allowed to man spread just A Little, as a treat.

end of thread. manspreading is kind of annoying sometimes but i doubt any of them would actually sit like that when next to people they don’t know/in public. they’re all good boys and i love them.