So, that Saturday, I was in my room, reading Trevor Noah's Born a crime.

When the worms in my stomach came to plead pe they're hungry. That i should please eat some snacks for their sakes.

I now asked them to hold it there. That I've heard.

There's this small bread they sell #40 in one nearby shop, so I went out to get it, unsuspecting of anything.

When I got there, I now saw one 2 fine girls there. They were gisting and laughing but when they say me they stopped and started looking at me.

I just suddenly lost my step and morale. When the woman now asked me what I wanted to buy, I was now like, "shey I shuu now say I want to buy #40 bread in front of these fine girls?" Mbanu!

"What do I now buy now oo?" Then it struck me; nescafe! Then I go, in clenched nose accent, "pls give me nescafe, I'd like one sachet"

The woman is supposed so she ask why I want to drink hot nescafe in hot sun.
Me: I just felt like I should take nescafe

One of the girls was even looking at me and was feeling me and my fake accent.

When I collected the nescafe, I started walking back home knowing the girls were impressed and were still staring at me

Immediately I entered my room, I just sat on the floor and...

Then I sat on the chair and tried to figure what I had just done.. But tears was just flowing

My friends when they heard the story