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Alright y’all he back at it. I called this morning omw to work and he answers like
“Ness you got Corona? If you do don’t come home” lol
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Then my mom like who is that? He like “Your daughter. Your mom said women can’t call me this early in the morning”
“Ness you got Corona? If you do don’t come home” lol
Then my mom like who is that? He like “Your daughter. Your mom said women can’t call me this early in the morning”
We getting off the phone and he yell “WASH YOUR HANDS!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Called my parents to check on them and I told them I wanted to come home for a bit since I’m WFH all next week.
Dad: Why you wanna come home so bad are you pregnant?
Dad: Why you wanna come home so bad are you pregnant?
My dad is really nuts man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">, I’m on FaceTime and he comes in the camera like this. Talking abt “Ness you can come home now. You can wear this, it’ll protect you from Corona!”
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I needed my dad for something today, and somehow kids (again) got brought up. He said “I can’t wait till you have a kid. Imma rub it in your face!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
He really praying on my downfall!
He really praying on my downfall!
Dad: “If Trump gave you airplane tickets to anywhere in the world for 50 dollars for life would you vote for him then”
Me: NO!
Dad: “You a tough one Ness, bye”
And hangs up Lmaoohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">, what is wrong with him!
Me: NO!
Dad: “You a tough one Ness, bye”
And hangs up Lmaoo
Me: On FaceTime minding my business, just tryna say hey to the fam.
Dad: You look straight white Ness! You need to get a tan! Let me see your legs!
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Dad: You look straight white Ness! You need to get a tan! Let me see your legs!
[he asked to see my legs cus my legs NEVER tan! Lol they are always one of the lightest parts on my body
