Bakufem!deku where deku is a Quirkless girl who is tik tok famous for her wholesome hero/art content, doesn’t mention she was childhood friends with Pro Hero Ground Zero. One day, she finds a spiky, ash blond cat and brings him home

Cue a bunch of cat mom tik toks

Voice distortion

K: reoooooowr

Dk /whispering/: Kacchan, it’s 3 in the morning

K: reoooooorr

Dk /zooming in/: kacchan SHHHHH

K: MeoOOOEW

Dk: HNNNNGH

Dk /filming herself/: okay, ever since I rescued Kacchan, he has been crazy /flips the camera to see Kacchan on the floor by a broken pot

Dk: *gasp* KaccHAN! YOU KILLED OSWALD

K: Meow

Dk: KACCHAN HE’S DEAD HOW COULD YOU!?!?!

Dk /quietly filming herself/: omg guys
/flips the camera around to see Kacchan sleeping on her/
Dk: he’s sleeping on me!!! Aaaaaaaah

Dk: Kacchan /zooming in/ why are you so pretty??

K: *winks*

Dk: OMAGDAKHJAKHL HHAHAHAHAH

Dk /storming through the apartment/: kacchan!?

K /off camera/: meow?

Dk /finds him, holds out a shredded roll of toilet paper/: did you destroy the toilet paper!?

K /walks away/

Dk:/follows him/ KACCHAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Dk /filming herself/: so, ever since Ive gotten Kacchan, this is how he greets me. /turns the camera, opens the door, takes off shoes/

Dk: Kacchan? I’m home!

K /comes running and immediately attacks her feet/

Dk: ow! Ka- /tries to push him off/ ow! /he hangs onto her foot/

Dk: k-kacchan, let go!

/k is still holding onto her as she shuffles into the apartment/

Dk: we talked about this! It’s not very nice!

Dk /laughing hysterically/: okay, I hehehhe, um, so
/flips the camera around/

Dk /filming herself/: so, I think Kacchan is warming up to me! /turns camera around/

K /curled up in her lap, asking for pets/

Dk /petting him, baby voice/: are you a good boy?

K: meooow

Dk: wooow! So smaaart!

Dk: omg omg guuuuuys look what I got Kacchan!

/kacchan dressed up in a Ground Zero costume/

Dk: you’re Ground Zero!! So cool! Are you gonna save the world?

K: reooowr

Dk: good booooy!

Dk /filming herself/: so, Ive decided to take Kacchan for a walk today /flips the camera around, Kacchan still in the GZ costume/

K: reoooow

Dk: he refused to let me take the costume off, so this is how we’re doing our walk today

Dk /frantic/: OMG ITS THE ACTUAL GROUND ZERO!!! HI KACCHAN!

GZ: DEKU!?!?!

Dk: oh shit

Dk /filming K/: Kacchan? What do you have there?

/k turns to her, something in his mouth/

Dk: OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?!? DROP IT

/k starts running away, Dk chasing after him/

Dk: GET BACK HERE MISTER

/dk, holding a pine cone/: so, I dont know how he got a freaking PINE CONE in the house, but that’s what he had. /turns to Kacchan/

Dk: no more presents! I dont want you killing anything /zooming in on Kacchan/ “don’t give me that look”

Dk: okay, so human Kacchan is mad at me for naming my cat after him but /zooming in/ you dont control my life Kacchan I’m not changing his name. C’mere Kacchan!

/kacchan comes running/: meoooow

Dk: See! He already knows his name! Which makes one of you

Dk: so, um, apparently Kacchan doesnt like it when I bathe /flips camera around/ Kacchan, this is my bath time

K: reoooooowr!

Dk: you’re not even getting wet! /reaches out to pet him/ you wan some pets? Opf /k tries to pull her out/

Dk /laughing/: kacchan! Its okay

Dk: okay, so, Kacchan has officially rescued me from the bathtub /zooms in on Kacchan licking her ankles/

Dk: apparently I wasn’t clean enough to his satisfaction, so he is now cleaning me himself. /zooms in more/ thank you, Kacchan

GZ get’s @‘ed a bunch because his childhood friend named her cat after him and he’s low key pissed, cuz Kacchan was HIS name, not some mangy cat!

GZ: ‘If one more person @‘s me about that stupid cat I’m gonna loose it’

Dk: he’s not stupid

Yes Deku is high key salty about Kacchan being a jerk so she pours all her love into cat Kacchan. Of course she still has love for human Kacchan, but it’s the principle of the thing!

Dk: when ur estranged childhood friend gets salty that u named ur pet using his old nickname

GZ: DEKU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

dk: yeah, ok Kacchan

Everyone is so confused like why is this random quirkless girl able to get under Ground Zero’s skin so bad??

Dk: anyways, Kacchan is the only man I need in my life I got him an All Might onesie

Baku gets fucking pissed so he shows up at Deku’s house and demands they talk. Kitty Kacchan does N O T like him and attacks him on sight.

“Gah! Goddamn cat!” he barks as he flicks the cat off.

“Kacchan!” she admonishes, scooping her cat up, “be nice!”

He grimaced at her, a frown pulling at his lips.

“Does it really bother you that I named him Kacchan?” she asked as she pet her cat.

“Kacchan is my name,” he pouted, refusing to look at her.

“I thought you didn’t like it,” she said softly.

“When did I say I didnt?” he asked, not looking at her.

“Well, you sure didnt seem like you liked it,” she huffed at him, not willing to put up with his bullshittery. “And I’m not changing his name, he’s already learned it.”

“I’m still the better Kacchan,” he grumbled

Despite herself, Deku laughed.

“Hmm, you’re the best human Kacchan.”

“Oi! I’m the best Kacchan period!” he insisted

“I don’t think so, Kacchan,” she laughed at him. “But, I’ll let you prove it, yeah?” she said, smiling at him.

“Yeah... sure..” he smiled back

Dk /filming GZ playing with K/: sooo, the Kacchan’s are officially meeting, it’s going pretty well

GZ: he fuckin’ attacked me the moment I came in wtf are you talking about

Dk /laughing/

Dk /filming Kacchan, walking next to GZ/: we;re having our first walk together. Results are pretty good so far

GZ: your cat is weird, damn Deku

Dk: oh and like you arent???

GZ: i will fight you

Dk: ill claim police brutality

GZ: u little shit

Dk: okay, I think, from now on, to avoid any confusion, this /zooms in on the cat/ is Katchan and this /zooms in on GZ on the couch/ is Kacchan

GZ: thats fucking stupid

Dk: youre stupid this is my house i make the rules if you dont like it gtfo

GZ: ffs okay I’m sorry

Dk /laughing hysterically, filming GZ and Katchan/: OH *wheeze* MY GOD

GZ: HE ATE A HOLE IN MY FUCKIN SOCK YOU LITTLE SHIT

Dk /more hysterical laughing/

GZ /shaking K/: WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?

Dk: *wheeze*

Dk: who wore it better /pans to Katchan in GZ hero costume, then to a picture of GZ/ i cant decide... Kacchan’s gonna kill me lol

DK /filming short, few second clips of GZ and K/: omg you guys even pout the same

GZ: we do not!

K: Reooowr!

Dk: SEE!? You both pout!

GZ: SHUT UP

K:MEOOOW

Dk /whispering/: oh my gosh, look! /flips camera around/ my boys are sleeping together! /moves closer/ so cute!

GZ: ‘DEKU WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?’

Dk: ‘U LOOKED SO CUTE THO!!!’

GZ: ‘DELETE IT!!!’

Dk: ‘NEVER >:D’

Needless to say their friendship (relationship) is mended, and Ground Zero’s social media mentions are always flooded with fanart of him, Deku, and Katchan. People even started calling Deku his girlfriend, which she wasn’t! She was just a dumb idiot he happened to like. A lot.

“Kacchan,” Deku pipped up one day while the three of them were watching TV. “We should date.”

“What!?” he shouted, his face turning pink.

“Why not?” she asked, barely a hint of the nervousness she displayed when they were kids.

“I-Isnt this a little informal?” he asked. “Aren’t you being a little too casual?”

“Sorry, I got tired of waiting for you to make the first move,” she laughed as she snuggled closer to him, disturbing Katchan. “You can ask me properly, if you’d like.”

“Why do I have to do it!?”

She cocked a brow at him.

“Sorry,” she laughed, “I just thought you’d be embarrassed about me asking you first.”

“Heh!? What are you trying to say!?” he barked angrily while she laughed. “Grr! Fine! Date me! Stupid nerd!”

“Haha, okay!”

TBC probs

Dk /filming Katchan licking her feet/

GZ: that’s so fucking gross

Dk /turning to him/: he takes after you

GZ: WHAT?!? I DONT HAVE A FUCKING FOOT FETISH

Dk: hmmmmm I don’t believe it

GZ: YOU IDIOT

Dk: Kacchan has a foot fetish confirmed

GZ: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

/Dk filming a painting video. Soft music, snippets of progression/

/Dk filming herself crying/: oh my gosh! /flips camera around to ruined painting/ Katchan! You ruined my painting!

K: mreow

Dk: KATCHAN!!! THIS TOOK ME HOURS YOU LITTLE JERK

K: meow

Dk /walking Katchan, filming herself/: yknow, I love spending time with Kacchan, but /flips camera around/ I think Katchan missed our alone time. Right bud?

K: REOOOOW

Dk: right

Dk: Katchaaaaan~ are you a handsome boooooy?

K /wearing a bow tie/: meow

Dk: yeeeees you’re so handsome! My pretty handsome booooy

GZ: What about me?

Dk: Kacchan knows he’s handsome

GZ: well... maybe I wanna hear it sometimes...

Dk:... my heart

Dk: if youre happy and you know it say meow!

K: meow

Dk: if youre happy and you know it say meow!

K: meow

Dk: if youre happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if youre happy and you know it say meow!

K: meow!

Dk: good boy! Omg I cant believe that actually worked

Dk /filming a broken mug/: KATCHAN!!

K: reoowr!

Dk: Katchan you broke my favorite mug!!

K: reeoooowowor

Dk: KATCHAN! KACCHAN GOT THAT FOR ME!! YOURE SO NAUGHTY

K: rroooooer reooooowr

Dk: Katchan, why would you do that?? Ooooh, man

Dk: So Katchan and I were watching tv, and look who’s on!

K: reooowr!

Dk: it’s Kacchan!! Go kacchan!!

K: meooow!

/dk, filming herself carrying Katchan/: sooo, Kacchan got himself landed in the hospital. Not too surprising, but, Katchan and I are gonna visit him and cheer him up!

Dk: hiiii Kacchan!

GZ /in a hospital bed/: you fucking dork. How’d you even get him in here?

Dk /setting Katchan on the bed/: we’re special

K: reoooowr! /headbutts GZs chin/

Dk: aaaawe! He missed you!

GZ: tch, stupid cat.

Dk: aaaaawwwee! Look at my boys. Awe, my heart cant take it

GZ: are you crying??

Dk /crying/: nO!

GZ: tch, c’mere, nerd