Bakufem!deku where deku is a Quirkless girl who is tik tok famous for her wholesome hero/art content, doesnât mention she was childhood friends with Pro Hero Ground Zero. One day, she finds a spiky, ash blond cat and brings him home
Cue a bunch of cat mom tik toks
Voice distortion
K: reoooooowr
Dk /whispering/: Kacchan, itâs 3 in the morning
K: reoooooorr
Dk /zooming in/: kacchan SHHHHH
K: MeoOOOEW
Dk: HNNNNGH
Voice distortion
K: reoooooowr
Dk /whispering/: Kacchan, itâs 3 in the morning
K: reoooooorr
Dk /zooming in/: kacchan SHHHHH
K: MeoOOOEW
Dk: HNNNNGH
Dk /filming herself/: okay, ever since I rescued Kacchan, he has been crazy /flips the camera to see Kacchan on the floor by a broken pot
Dk: *gasp* KaccHAN! YOU KILLED OSWALD
K: Meow
Dk: KACCHAN HEâS DEAD HOW COULD YOU!?!?!
Dk: *gasp* KaccHAN! YOU KILLED OSWALD
K: Meow
Dk: KACCHAN HEâS DEAD HOW COULD YOU!?!?!
Dk /quietly filming herself/: omg guys
/flips the camera around to see Kacchan sleeping on her/
Dk: heâs sleeping on me!!! Aaaaaaaah
/flips the camera around to see Kacchan sleeping on her/
Dk: heâs sleeping on me!!! Aaaaaaaah
Dk: Kacchan /zooming in/ why are you so pretty??
K: *winks*
Dk: OMAGDAKHJAKHL HHAHAHAHAH
K: *winks*
Dk: OMAGDAKHJAKHL HHAHAHAHAH
Dk /storming through the apartment/: kacchan!?
K /off camera/: meow?
Dk /finds him, holds out a shredded roll of toilet paper/: did you destroy the toilet paper!?
K /walks away/
Dk:/follows him/ KACCHAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
K /off camera/: meow?
Dk /finds him, holds out a shredded roll of toilet paper/: did you destroy the toilet paper!?
K /walks away/
Dk:/follows him/ KACCHAN EXPLAIN YOURSELF
Dk /filming herself/: so, ever since Ive gotten Kacchan, this is how he greets me. /turns the camera, opens the door, takes off shoes/
Dk: Kacchan? Iâm home!
K /comes running and immediately attacks her feet/
Dk: ow! Ka- /tries to push him off/ ow! /he hangs onto her foot/
Dk: Kacchan? Iâm home!
K /comes running and immediately attacks her feet/
Dk: ow! Ka- /tries to push him off/ ow! /he hangs onto her foot/
Dk: k-kacchan, let go!
/k is still holding onto her as she shuffles into the apartment/
Dk: we talked about this! Itâs not very nice!
/k is still holding onto her as she shuffles into the apartment/
Dk: we talked about this! Itâs not very nice!
Dk /filming herself/: so, I think Kacchan is warming up to me! /turns camera around/
K /curled up in her lap, asking for pets/
Dk /petting him, baby voice/: are you a good boy?
K: meooow
Dk: wooow! So smaaart!
K /curled up in her lap, asking for pets/
Dk /petting him, baby voice/: are you a good boy?
K: meooow
Dk: wooow! So smaaart!
Dk: omg omg guuuuuys look what I got Kacchan!
/kacchan dressed up in a Ground Zero costume/
Dk: youâre Ground Zero!! So cool! Are you gonna save the world?
K: reooowr
Dk: good booooy!
/kacchan dressed up in a Ground Zero costume/
Dk: youâre Ground Zero!! So cool! Are you gonna save the world?
K: reooowr
Dk: good booooy!
Dk /filming herself/: so, Ive decided to take Kacchan for a walk today /flips the camera around, Kacchan still in the GZ costume/
K: reoooow
Dk: he refused to let me take the costume off, so this is how weâre doing our walk today
K: reoooow
Dk: he refused to let me take the costume off, so this is how weâre doing our walk today
Dk /frantic/: OMG ITS THE ACTUAL GROUND ZERO!!! HI KACCHAN!
GZ: DEKU!?!?!
Dk: oh shit
GZ: DEKU!?!?!
Dk: oh shit
Dk /filming K/: Kacchan? What do you have there?
/k turns to her, something in his mouth/
Dk: OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?!? DROP IT
/k starts running away, Dk chasing after him/
Dk: GET BACK HERE MISTER
/k turns to her, something in his mouth/
Dk: OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE!?!? DROP IT
/k starts running away, Dk chasing after him/
Dk: GET BACK HERE MISTER
/dk, holding a pine cone/: so, I dont know how he got a freaking PINE CONE in the house, but thatâs what he had. /turns to Kacchan/
Dk: no more presents! I dont want you killing anything /zooming in on Kacchan/ âdonât give me that lookâ
Dk: no more presents! I dont want you killing anything /zooming in on Kacchan/ âdonât give me that lookâ
Dk: okay, so human Kacchan is mad at me for naming my cat after him but /zooming in/ you dont control my life Kacchan Iâm not changing his name. Câmere Kacchan!
/kacchan comes running/: meoooow
Dk: See! He already knows his name! Which makes one of you
/kacchan comes running/: meoooow
Dk: See! He already knows his name! Which makes one of you
Dk: so, um, apparently Kacchan doesnt like it when I bathe /flips camera around/ Kacchan, this is my bath time
K: reoooooowr!
Dk: youâre not even getting wet! /reaches out to pet him/ you wan some pets? Opf /k tries to pull her out/
Dk /laughing/: kacchan! Its okay
K: reoooooowr!
Dk: youâre not even getting wet! /reaches out to pet him/ you wan some pets? Opf /k tries to pull her out/
Dk /laughing/: kacchan! Its okay
Dk: okay, so, Kacchan has officially rescued me from the bathtub /zooms in on Kacchan licking her ankles/
Dk: apparently I wasnât clean enough to his satisfaction, so he is now cleaning me himself. /zooms in more/ thank you, Kacchan
Dk: apparently I wasnât clean enough to his satisfaction, so he is now cleaning me himself. /zooms in more/ thank you, Kacchan
GZ getâs @âed a bunch because his childhood friend named her cat after him and heâs low key pissed, cuz Kacchan was HIS name, not some mangy cat!
GZ: âIf one more person @âs me about that stupid cat Iâm gonna loose itâ
Dk: heâs not stupid
GZ: âIf one more person @âs me about that stupid cat Iâm gonna loose itâ
Dk: heâs not stupid

Yes Deku is high key salty about Kacchan being a jerk so she pours all her love into cat Kacchan. Of course she still has love for human Kacchan, but itâs the principle of the thing!
Dk: when ur estranged childhood friend gets salty that u named ur pet using his old nickname 
GZ: DEKU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
dk: yeah, ok Kacchan

GZ: DEKU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
dk: yeah, ok Kacchan


Everyone is so confused like why is this random quirkless girl able to get under Ground Zeroâs skin so bad??
Dk: anyways, Kacchan is the only man I need in my life
I got him an All Might onesie
Dk: anyways, Kacchan is the only man I need in my life

Baku gets fucking pissed so he shows up at Dekuâs house and demands they talk. Kitty Kacchan does N O T like him and attacks him on sight.
âGah! Goddamn cat!â he barks as he flicks the cat off.
âKacchan!â she admonishes, scooping her cat up, âbe nice!â
âGah! Goddamn cat!â he barks as he flicks the cat off.
âKacchan!â she admonishes, scooping her cat up, âbe nice!â
He grimaced at her, a frown pulling at his lips.
âDoes it really bother you that I named him Kacchan?â she asked as she pet her cat.
âKacchan is my name,â he pouted, refusing to look at her.
âI thought you didnât like it,â she said softly.
âDoes it really bother you that I named him Kacchan?â she asked as she pet her cat.
âKacchan is my name,â he pouted, refusing to look at her.
âI thought you didnât like it,â she said softly.
âWhen did I say I didnt?â he asked, not looking at her.
âWell, you sure didnt seem like you liked it,â she huffed at him, not willing to put up with his bullshittery. âAnd Iâm not changing his name, heâs already learned it.â
âIâm still the better Kacchan,â he grumbled
âWell, you sure didnt seem like you liked it,â she huffed at him, not willing to put up with his bullshittery. âAnd Iâm not changing his name, heâs already learned it.â
âIâm still the better Kacchan,â he grumbled
Despite herself, Deku laughed.
âHmm, youâre the best human Kacchan.â
âOi! Iâm the best Kacchan period!â he insisted
âI donât think so, Kacchan,â she laughed at him. âBut, Iâll let you prove it, yeah?â she said, smiling at him.
âYeah... sure..â he smiled back
âHmm, youâre the best human Kacchan.â
âOi! Iâm the best Kacchan period!â he insisted
âI donât think so, Kacchan,â she laughed at him. âBut, Iâll let you prove it, yeah?â she said, smiling at him.
âYeah... sure..â he smiled back
Dk /filming GZ playing with K/: sooo, the Kacchanâs are officially meeting, itâs going pretty well
GZ: he fuckinâ attacked me the moment I came in wtf are you talking about
Dk /laughing/
GZ: he fuckinâ attacked me the moment I came in wtf are you talking about
Dk /laughing/
Dk /filming Kacchan, walking next to GZ/: we;re having our first walk together. Results are pretty good so far
GZ: your cat is weird, damn Deku
Dk: oh and like you arent???
GZ: i will fight you
Dk: ill claim police brutality
GZ: u little shit
GZ: your cat is weird, damn Deku
Dk: oh and like you arent???
GZ: i will fight you
Dk: ill claim police brutality
GZ: u little shit
Dk: okay, I think, from now on, to avoid any confusion, this /zooms in on the cat/ is Katchan and this /zooms in on GZ on the couch/ is Kacchan
GZ: thats fucking stupid
Dk: youre stupid this is my house i make the rules if you dont like it gtfo
GZ: ffs okay Iâm sorry
GZ: thats fucking stupid
Dk: youre stupid this is my house i make the rules if you dont like it gtfo
GZ: ffs okay Iâm sorry
Dk /laughing hysterically, filming GZ and Katchan/: OH *wheeze* MY GOD
GZ: HE ATE A HOLE IN MY FUCKIN SOCK YOU LITTLE SHIT
Dk /more hysterical laughing/
GZ /shaking K/: WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
Dk: *wheeze*
GZ: HE ATE A HOLE IN MY FUCKIN SOCK YOU LITTLE SHIT
Dk /more hysterical laughing/
GZ /shaking K/: WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?
Dk: *wheeze*
Dk: who wore it better /pans to Katchan in GZ hero costume, then to a picture of GZ/ i cant decide... Kacchanâs gonna kill me lol
DK /filming short, few second clips of GZ and K/: omg you guys even pout the same
GZ: we do not!
K: Reooowr!
Dk: SEE!? You both pout!
GZ: SHUT UP
K:MEOOOW
GZ: we do not!
K: Reooowr!
Dk: SEE!? You both pout!
GZ: SHUT UP
K:MEOOOW
Dk /whispering/: oh my gosh, look! /flips camera around/ my boys are sleeping together! /moves closer/ so cute!
GZ: âDEKU WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?â
Dk: âU LOOKED SO CUTE THO!!!â
GZ: âDELETE IT!!!â
Dk: âNEVER >:Dâ
GZ: âDEKU WTF IS THIS SHIT!?!?â
Dk: âU LOOKED SO CUTE THO!!!â
GZ: âDELETE IT!!!â
Dk: âNEVER >:Dâ
Needless to say their friendship (relationship) is mended, and Ground Zeroâs social media mentions are always flooded with fanart of him, Deku, and Katchan. People even started calling Deku his girlfriend, which she wasnât! She was just a dumb idiot he happened to like. A lot.
âKacchan,â Deku pipped up one day while the three of them were watching TV. âWe should date.â
âWhat!?â he shouted, his face turning pink.
âWhy not?â she asked, barely a hint of the nervousness she displayed when they were kids.
âWhat!?â he shouted, his face turning pink.
âWhy not?â she asked, barely a hint of the nervousness she displayed when they were kids.
âI-Isnt this a little informal?â he asked. âArenât you being a little too casual?â
âSorry, I got tired of waiting for you to make the first move,â she laughed as she snuggled closer to him, disturbing Katchan. âYou can ask me properly, if youâd like.â
âWhy do I have to do it!?â
âSorry, I got tired of waiting for you to make the first move,â she laughed as she snuggled closer to him, disturbing Katchan. âYou can ask me properly, if youâd like.â
âWhy do I have to do it!?â
She cocked a brow at him.
âSorry,â she laughed, âI just thought youâd be embarrassed about me asking you first.â
âHeh!? What are you trying to say!?â he barked angrily while she laughed. âGrr! Fine! Date me! Stupid nerd!â
âHaha, okay!â
âSorry,â she laughed, âI just thought youâd be embarrassed about me asking you first.â
âHeh!? What are you trying to say!?â he barked angrily while she laughed. âGrr! Fine! Date me! Stupid nerd!â
âHaha, okay!â
TBC probs
Dk /filming Katchan licking her feet/
GZ: thatâs so fucking gross
Dk /turning to him/: he takes after you
GZ: WHAT?!? I DONT HAVE A FUCKING FOOT FETISH
Dk: hmmmmm I donât believe it
GZ: YOU IDIOT
Dk: Kacchan has a foot fetish confirmed
GZ: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
GZ: thatâs so fucking gross
Dk /turning to him/: he takes after you
GZ: WHAT?!? I DONT HAVE A FUCKING FOOT FETISH
Dk: hmmmmm I donât believe it
GZ: YOU IDIOT
Dk: Kacchan has a foot fetish confirmed
GZ: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
/Dk filming a painting video. Soft music, snippets of progression/
/Dk filming herself crying/: oh my gosh! /flips camera around to ruined painting/ Katchan! You ruined my painting!
K: mreow
Dk: KATCHAN!!! THIS TOOK ME HOURS YOU LITTLE JERK
K: meow
/Dk filming herself crying/: oh my gosh! /flips camera around to ruined painting/ Katchan! You ruined my painting!
K: mreow
Dk: KATCHAN!!! THIS TOOK ME HOURS YOU LITTLE JERK
K: meow
Dk /walking Katchan, filming herself/: yknow, I love spending time with Kacchan, but /flips camera around/ I think Katchan missed our alone time. Right bud?
K: REOOOOW
Dk: right
K: REOOOOW
Dk: right
Dk: Katchaaaaan~ are you a handsome boooooy?
K /wearing a bow tie/: meow
Dk: yeeeees youâre so handsome! My pretty handsome booooy
GZ: What about me?
Dk: Kacchan knows heâs handsome
GZ: well... maybe I wanna hear it sometimes...
Dk:... my heart
K /wearing a bow tie/: meow
Dk: yeeeees youâre so handsome! My pretty handsome booooy
GZ: What about me?
Dk: Kacchan knows heâs handsome
GZ: well... maybe I wanna hear it sometimes...
Dk:... my heart
Dk: if youre happy and you know it say meow!
K: meow
Dk: if youre happy and you know it say meow!
K: meow
Dk: if youre happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if youre happy and you know it say meow!
K: meow!
Dk: good boy! Omg I cant believe that actually worked
K: meow
Dk: if youre happy and you know it say meow!
K: meow
Dk: if youre happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if youre happy and you know it say meow!
K: meow!
Dk: good boy! Omg I cant believe that actually worked
Dk /filming a broken mug/: KATCHAN!!
K: reoowr!
Dk: Katchan you broke my favorite mug!!
K: reeoooowowor
Dk: KATCHAN! KACCHAN GOT THAT FOR ME!! YOURE SO NAUGHTY
K: rroooooer reooooowr
Dk: Katchan, why would you do that?? Ooooh, man
K: reoowr!
Dk: Katchan you broke my favorite mug!!
K: reeoooowowor
Dk: KATCHAN! KACCHAN GOT THAT FOR ME!! YOURE SO NAUGHTY
K: rroooooer reooooowr
Dk: Katchan, why would you do that?? Ooooh, man
Dk: So Katchan and I were watching tv, and look whoâs on!
K: reooowr!
Dk: itâs Kacchan!! Go kacchan!!
K: meooow!
K: reooowr!
Dk: itâs Kacchan!! Go kacchan!!
K: meooow!
/dk, filming herself carrying Katchan/: sooo, Kacchan got himself landed in the hospital. Not too surprising, but, Katchan and I are gonna visit him and cheer him up!
Dk: hiiii Kacchan!
GZ /in a hospital bed/: you fucking dork. Howâd you even get him in here?
Dk: hiiii Kacchan!
GZ /in a hospital bed/: you fucking dork. Howâd you even get him in here?
Dk /setting Katchan on the bed/: weâre special
K: reoooowr! /headbutts GZs chin/
Dk: aaaawe! He missed you!
GZ: tch, stupid cat.
Dk: aaaaawwwee! Look at my boys. Awe, my heart cant take it
GZ: are you crying??
Dk /crying/: nO!
GZ: tch, câmere, nerd
K: reoooowr! /headbutts GZs chin/
Dk: aaaawe! He missed you!
GZ: tch, stupid cat.
Dk: aaaaawwwee! Look at my boys. Awe, my heart cant take it
GZ: are you crying??
Dk /crying/: nO!
GZ: tch, câmere, nerd