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Listen, friends - the Internet can be just as much of a fetid shitpool as the rest of the world. But it also can be this: I asked my crafty Internet friends to knit or crochet baby goat scarves for us. And they did. And I& #39;m doling them out sparingly to keep us all from giving up.
You& #39;ve seen this one before. But really now, does that even matter?
Not sure it& #39;s ever gonna get any cuter that this.
*than, even. 
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It& #39;s important to wear your scarf *below* your wattles.
I was trying to save this for tomorrow, but I need it and you might, too
Everyone wants to wear this scarf because it& #39;s filled with magic jewels.
So fuzzy.
More is more.
Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don& #39;t just stand there, let& #39;s get to it
Strike a pose, there& #39;s nothing to it
Fellows that were in the mood
Don& #39;t just stand there, let& #39;s get to it
Strike a pose, there& #39;s nothing to it
You bet your wattles I& #39;m a dandy.
You were expecting a pot of gold?
Still cold. Need moar fuzzy warm thing.
Good, big, warm fuzzy thing is good.
We interrupt this thread to insert Lefty in a scarf. Because he so clearly wanted to wear a scarf.
We& #39;re back!
We got some new scarves this week. But we& #39;re fixin& #39; to get new babies this week, too. So we& #39;re gonna need more scarves.
Too sexy for this scarf
So cheerful and springy
It has beads!
That cabling, tho! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
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Oh, hai. Didn& #39;t see you there. Was being fancy.
The pink matches my nose.
I wear grey on the outside because grey is how I feel on the inside.
It really highlights my wattles, dontchathink?
Wash your hands.
I& #39;m a pretty boy.
Times are tough. We& #39;re reusing scarves.
Oh, good lord...
I wear my scarves like I wear my ears.
Would you like to come to my graduate student housing and look at my etchings?
Pttthhbbtttt!
