This is me officially starting a thread of me balancing drinks on my head when drunk
Role call
Pregaming
This is my new friend @twebbs2 and he’s balancing the salt shaker I stole from spankies on his head
Caught in the act
She do be pregamin
She’s drunk
Quarantine got me on my 8th (large) bottle of wine for the week, just wanted y’all to know
Hope y’all are all as drunk as me rn
Moved onto margs
Don’t worry guys, I still balance drinks on my head
Hey
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