I’m going to start a thread of the 547 chronicles aka the things my roommates do/say because I literally cannot make this stuff up

Us: just pull up and put your blinkers on

Kendall: no I’m going to try and find a spot to pull into and put my blinkers on

Us: so park?????

I woke up MAD because I had a dream that cindy caught a rat, brought it upstairs, and released it in the kitchen then just sat their an laughed at me while I tried to corral it and keep the kitties away

It felt so real

Cindy and I just sat here screaming “bull” at each other because she thought I was saying “bowl”

So the broom worked and we wanted to try something else and she really is getting ALL THE EGGS OUT OF THE CARTON I TOLD YOU I CANT MAKE THIS UP

Kendall quoted a line from Twilight........ which she read in middle school....... to define Cindy’s hair color

Sometimes I think she’s my mom

Cindy and I stayed in and had lunchable pizzas because we decided we didn’t wanna wait for a real pizza and honestly, it was a great decision

Cindy lysoled me the SECOND I walked through the door

Cindy: “can i Lysol you”
Kendall: “she made me do it too”

YALL THE GANG IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER TONIGHT NO ONE IS PREPARED FOR THIS

The second after I got here cindy came upstairs and said “Tiffany gave me a $1 fake tattoo, please help me get it off I don’t want a tattoo in pictures tomorrow” so guess what we spent a half hour doing

Pro tip: use olive oil