STORY TIME: I was Texting this pretty ass girl one time thing was gorgeous on Instagram. But she only had like 3 pics and all of em was like 2 years ago and shit..

So I’m like BING let me just ask her for some pics so she sent like 5 selfies I’m like yeah you cute cute but you don’t take body pics?

She like know i don’t be knowing how to stand I’m like goofy ass bitch how you don’t know how to stand but i let it slide. So anyways..

Everything was everything we would FaceTime everyday but the la bih was always in the bed. It was summer time so I’m like you always in the bed you don’t work or nun? She like I’m in school but i go back in September I’m like real real..

So she kept putting off me coming see her talkin bout her mama don’t like her leaving out the house with ppl she don’t know and shit I’m like BITCH YOU 20 years old WTFFF

So the la bitch was like her ppl anniversary was this day and they was gone dip for the weekend so I’m like yeah that’s a bet cool BOUTA FINALLY ClAP DEM CHEEKS!

She like my friends over here drinking and shit once they leave i could come thru I’m like real that’s a bet, BOOM she send the lo !https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">

This was back when i used to smoke so i roll me a wood pulled up and i blew half of that bitch and i tell her come smoke the other half in the whip before we go in there. Dawg this girl said ion feel like doing allat

I’m like BITCH doing all what ? (Now I’m extra suspicious) This girl said exact words “Ima have to come roll down there and ion feel like doing all that just come in” i said “ROLLL???https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">”

She gone talk bout “Don’t worry bout it I’m coming.” So she taking forever i just went to hittin the wood, man i look out the window la shawty had a whole la ramp on her porch. THIS BITCH CAME ROLLIN DOWN THE RAMP INNA FUCKIN WHEELCHAIR DAWGGhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Brudda i pulled off so fast son I’m like OHH NOOOOO.. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (medium skin tone)"> Bitch you think I’m bouta be yo caretaker fuck nohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Like I’m bouta be picking you up and sitting you down everywhere you trippin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

So she text me and was like “See this why i ain’t want come do allat.. Now who gone help me get back inside?”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> BRUDDA I FELT SO BAD BUT I WAS CRYING LAUGHING.. i text back and said “Bitch you shoulda never catfish mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

MORAL OF THE STORY: Don’t trust a bitch that don’t got no body pics.. Talkin bout “i don’t be knowing how to stand” Duh bih you ain’t got no legssshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> IM DONE YALL

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