a thread of things this white guy has said in my latino studies class

“yeah i’m from el paso, i once ate the tamale with the shell”

“la cala? thats what you guys right?” (referring to la chancla)

professor: people think border towns in texas are dirty and dangerous

the guy: nah, thats just the other side of the border

“dude, didnt you hate that la yerna movie? so wack right?” (referring to la llorona)

*in a obviously stereotypical hispanic accent* “presenTAY. haha, guys that means present”

“can’t you find them at libraries? oh, im sorry, LA BIBLIOTECAS”

“as far as cinco de mayo is concerned, are we gonna throw a party or not?”

sad and glad this thread is now over