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there’s a lady i ride the bus with who also works at the same office park where i work and ngl i kinda feel like she’s always flirting w me.
she isn’t here today but she gave somebody else in the bus her business card to pass to me and told her she said i should text her loool.
she isn’t here today but she gave somebody else in the bus her business card to pass to me and told her she said i should text her loool.
i’ve never even used that emoji in my life bra texting boomers is so weird 
ooh, brother it’s lit.
omw eating a peach. ain’t none but just vibes
ngl to y’all this pretty privilege shit is gold. get familiar.
this lady flirts bra. yerr
idk if she does it intentionally or it’s just how she is and it slips out or maybe i’m even misreading it but by allah she’s bad
idk if she does it intentionally or it’s just how she is and it slips out or maybe i’m even misreading it but by allah she’s bad
nipped it in the bud. can’t be fraternizing during the white man’s hours uno.
thank you all for tuning in.
thank you all for tuning in.
texting her is funny as hell because i really do not text like this smh
ENERGY!
update:
“unwinding” 
“Yeah!!” she kills me
oh btw here’s an update y’all 
y’all i bumped into this woman at the mall when i was getting toiletries and she was with her husband and kids and LMAOOOOOO she saw me, got excited, then remembered she was with her family so she mized my greeting 
i’m nothing but her $5 hoe
i’m nothing but her $5 hoe
like bruh i literally saw her beam w excitement like “OMG TEBOGO” and then she was like “oh shit i’m with my man and kids who is this boy” LMAOOOOOOOO women are a SICK breed i swear
from this to being mized bro
LMAOOOOO this woman just sent me a casual as hell voice note talking about “ne ke go checka fela” women are tyrants
nxa yeses 
bra no ways
