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This story just reminded me of the time i spent the night in a wardrobe 
only difference is mine didn't end in violence
https://twitter.com/Ms_BubblesTumie/status/1224936268502577152
only difference is mine didn't end in violence https://twitter.com/Ms_BubblesTumie/status/1224936268502577152
So i was just fresh out of a relationship, ke ile bull n bush for ribs le this other couple ba di tsala tsame. Across the table from ours was this chick, busy flirting le self, and because i was back in the market, i decided to flirt back until eventually we exchanged numbers...
So during that week our chats ke ha di le monate le baby girl. We plan a movie date ka Thursday wa that week. Unfortunately we got to the cinema late, she then suggested that we buy pop corn and go watch movies on her laptop at her house. Sure, sharp.
This hun was staying alone ko block 10 in your typical two and half e tsenelelang, one side was the sitting room, the other side was the bedroom, with the kitchen and bathroom in between. There was a wall and electric fence with a motorised gate...
So we go straight to the bedroom because "that is where the laptop is" 
... we chill on the bed and start a movie. Pop corns, lights off and all, wa e bona young cinema vibe, yah. Owaii, 7mins into the movie, ke ha re setse re simolotse make out sessions, clothes flying off!
... we chill on the bed and start a movie. Pop corns, lights off and all, wa e bona young cinema vibe, yah. Owaii, 7mins into the movie, ke ha re setse re simolotse make out sessions, clothes flying off!
Just as i was down to my boxer shorts, ke ipaakanyetsa go ja dijo tsa bagolo, ke bona go nna lesedi in the room. I look out the window and notice the gate opening, a car is about to come into the yard. ha ke santse ke re ke a botsa ke utwa baby girl are "Shit! my man's car!" 
I didn't have the time to ask her gore "my man" o raa eng. Ke phamotse all my clothes from the floor and asked her gore back door ekae. she said there is only one entrance, and e lebagane le gate. i tried to hide in the sitting room and she said he might want to watch the tv...
so she throws me into the wardrobe and locks it. Ne ke eme ka dinao, ke apere my boxer shorts only, clothes in my arms, ke itsentse ka ha side ya di hangers. ne ke eme perfectly ha gare ga shirts and jackets that were hanging in there. Go bonala maoto ame hela kotase
Ha mvana a tsena, she asks him why he is back from his trip so quickly and he says spane se fedile ka pela, he missed his woman so he decided to surprise her. He proceeds to try open the wardrobe. Listen, i literally felt my soul leave my body! ke ka tswa ke rotile, not sure...
So he asks her why it is locked, she tells him she forgot the key ko tirong, he then says "ne ke bata go bona gore ke ta apara eng kamoso to work.." i smile thinking he might leave, he then says "legale ke ta ya lapeng phakela ke ya go chencha" i went back to dying a slow death
So mvana proceeds to show his woman how much he missed her. Motho go ja motho wa gagwe autwa! ke gore nna ke marinate nama, motho yo mongwe o ta a tsaya nama a bo a e pega on the braai stand and eats it. Ke ha ke arametse the sounds of what could have been me
Once they were done, they passed out. I could not sleep, i was standing there the whole night waiting for my release. Phakela ha a tsoga a bo a mo ikadima gape, then he left. When she opened for me, i got out, dressed up and left. She tried to talk to me but is was not having it.
Ke palame combi ke ya lapeng ke ya go thapa a bo ke ya tirong... kaha chestpain e ntira eng! her moans ran through my mind for 4 business days after that night
her moans ran through my mind for 4 business days after that night
