MDZS/CQL characters as types of fruit, a thread ↴

Wei Wuxian - cherry
- are sweet but can cause u to choke and die
- cherry boy?

Lan Wangji - melon
- expensive but worth it
- sweet once u get past outside

Lan Sizhui - longan
- sweet and small
- kind of a hard shell but it’s easy to break through

Lan Jingyi - calamansi
- either sour or sweet, no in between
- tinie

Lan Xichen - blueberry
- they’re just vibing man
- super soft

Jiang Cheng - grape
- purple and angry
- holds in a lot of stuff (aka feelings)

Jiang Yanli - strawberry
- everyone loves
- the absolute purest

Nie Huaisang - pomelo
- thick exterior
- smells good

Nie Mingjue - jackfruit
- the king of all
- BIG

Wen Ning - lychee
- hard exterior, soft interior
- lil spikey

Wen Qing - rambutan
- big spikey but not rlly
- related to lychee

Jin Zixuan - pineapple
- prickly exterior
- sour at first but gets sweet

Jin Guangyao - lemon
- sour mofo
- cannot be by itself

Jin Ling - mango
- hard to access Good Stuff at first but it’s there
- lowkey hard interior

Xue Yang - durian
- stinky
- some ppl love, some ppl hate

Xiao Xingchen - Asian pear
- regal
- everyone has respect

Song Lan - pomegranate
- elegant
- underrated