Getting to Know Your MCU Stans
A Thread...
The best thing about this, if anything in this thread offends you... youâre an MCU stan. Donât worry, Iâm sure youâll let me know if you find any of this triggering for you. I look forward to it.
A Thread...
The best thing about this, if anything in this thread offends you... youâre an MCU stan. Donât worry, Iâm sure youâll let me know if you find any of this triggering for you. I look forward to it.
⢠They hate Jeremy Renner because he âslut shamedâ a fictional character
⢠They hate Hawkeye/Ronin because he killed criminals (also thinks heâs racist because he killed the Yakuza)
⢠Hates Wanda because they think she was white washed (âsHeâs rOmANi!â Her dadâs white)
⢠They hate Hawkeye/Ronin because he killed criminals (also thinks heâs racist because he killed the Yakuza)
⢠Hates Wanda because they think she was white washed (âsHeâs rOmANi!â Her dadâs white)
⢠Steve and Bucky arenât just best friends, no, they are head over heels in love (because 2 guys canât just be friends)
⢠Winter Soldier and Loki are precious angels despite being mass murderers (Ted Bundy wouldâve loved you guys)
⢠Winter Soldier and Loki are precious angels despite being mass murderers (Ted Bundy wouldâve loved you guys)
⢠Hates Howard Stark more than Tony does
⢠Thinks that Marvel loves fat shaming characters (Thor got huge and the avengers reacted. Red Guardian got fat and his old friends noticed. Itâs not like they told those fuckers to eat a salad or some shit. Damn.)
⢠Thinks that Marvel loves fat shaming characters (Thor got huge and the avengers reacted. Red Guardian got fat and his old friends noticed. Itâs not like they told those fuckers to eat a salad or some shit. Damn.)
⢠Fuck Rocket for slapping Thor during his panic attack and depression (Rocketâs an asshole. Weâve known this.)
⢠Steveâs ending sucked because he moved on and Peggy got married (It created a new timeline and Steve deserves to rest. She clearly loves him too.)
⢠Steveâs ending sucked because he moved on and Peggy got married (It created a new timeline and Steve deserves to rest. She clearly loves him too.)
They talk like this:
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âSisâ
âAnyway, stan...â
âSksksksksksksâ
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âSisâ
âAnyway, stan...â
⢠Doesnât read comics. If they do, itâs the most recent ones and only a small quantity
⢠Has never seen the cartoons or played the video games
⢠Only cares about evil dudes with broken mentalities that need healing
⢠Has never seen the cartoons or played the video games
⢠Only cares about evil dudes with broken mentalities that need healing
MCU Stans, from the bottom of my heart... I hope you fall in love with Ego. Guess what heâs gonna do to ya. Iâd say ask Peter Quillâs mom but... you know.