Some Twitter Archetypes:

1. Slightly overweight Med powerlifters who talk about risk and math

2. Anonymous red pill accounts who have been repeating the same ideas since 2015
3. Crypto anons that hate spam eachother over minor differences in bitcoin theory

4. That idiot with 12 followers that keeps calling your work shit even though his avi looks like this
5. Those 3 guys that always RT your stuff

6. Atheist Silicon Valley eunuchs that are "interested in productivity hacking"
7. Black entrepreneur who tweets about weed and hood shit but makes 10x more in a day than you do in a week

8. Pudgy white men with beards and glasses that wave who go "thats the tea sis" and get horny when someone gets cancelled but are also 100k in debt
9. 7/10 white guys that will "teach you how to make money online" and aggressively use the fire and finger emojis to sell their gumroad productsđŸ‘ˆđŸ”„. only tweets platitudes and sanitized self-help motivation. sleeps on an air bed.
10. xanax'd out alcoholic journalist who is addicted to the dopamine rush of a hit piece. thinks facts are subjective. lives in an 300sq ft studio with a roommate.
11. Astrology women that know literally every part of the star chart and can write 3000 word essays on how the current energy of the world is due to planetary alignment

12. Contrast whores that automatically take the opposite side of most in an issue, regardless of the issue
13. 24 year old guy that read Bronze Age Mindset once and now thinks he's an extremely alpha tan international bodybuilding warrior but also has an extremely in-depth knowledge of ancient german kings

14. MAGA boomers with kindergarten level grammer that spam you with hashtags
15. "Blue Wave" accounts that are indistinguishable from astroturfed bots

16. Furrys.

17. Girls from London that exclusively post nudes and onlyfans links
18. People that read Nietzsche and @DejaRu22 and now TWEET like THIS to INGRAIN their POINTS into the HEADS OF THE YOUTH

19. 'Writers' that have never published a single piece of work in their life
20. People with pronouns and doctorate titles in their name that live life so distant from reality that everything they say gives you an uncanny valley feeling
21. People who believe diet is religion

22. Chill Muslims

23. Those real ones that DM you saying that your tweets have helped their personal growth
24. Peaceful trad catholics on Twitter that talk about raw milk and families; post art

25. Peaceful trad catholics that DM you about anal sex

26. "Philosophers" that just regurgitate points from other philosophers
27. Smug bastards that nitpick your tweets to keep their victim complex standing

28. Porn-addicted anime AVI who have no boundaries and think everything should be allowed

29. MBTI nerds who use their superpower levels of autism to somehow know everything about your psyche
30. Art thots that have a hammer and sickle in bio but don't know what the Holodomor is

31. Smallish accounts that create a hybrid meme that a bigger account popularizes
32. Bluecheck in media that has 100k+ followers but gets 3 likes on a tweet
33. Those Guys

That tweet like

Michael Porfirio

Heavy Workouts

Heavy Boozing

Fast-Twitch Muscle Fibers

In my Village by the Sea
34. Thousands of deranged teens that threaten to impale you with a stake and light you on fire if you insult their favorite Kpop stars

35. Fat guys in superman shirts that argue about the latest movies and tv shows
36. Aesthetic accounts that are just a way to channel someone's horny poasting in a vaugely acceptable way

37. Guys who ruthlessly hunt for the conspiratorial angle on every public happening and connect the NFL to moloch blood sacrifices (respect tbh)
38. Men who wear makeup for $

39. The classic NEET

40. Cake make up spiritually dead latina girls that go "um sorry sweaty, you're cancelled"

41. "Filmmakers" that haven't made a film since 2013 in film school and now smoke Malboros behind their Kroger on break. wears overalls
42. That one guy that can give you 18 different supplements to fix those mood swings and energy crashes youre experiencing
43. The chill guy with like 60 followers that doesn't tweet much but always interacts with you

44. 30 year old Right wing political grifter who sells his opinions for the highest bidder

45. The guy who you've seen for 3 years that still hs 800 followers
47. People who saw Joker once and go "wow he's just like me"

48. Anonymous Genius Millionaire Playboys that have horrible relationships with their family and compensate by fucking lots of women to fill the void
49. Indian startup guy. Tweets platitudes and retweets math showing how something is being decentralized

50. Indian start up worker who spams white women asking for nudes. Big bob gurl hai.
52. Political pundit that thinks every slight issue is a "deep threat to our democracy"
53. Crazed dude with a thick beard that writes better than every self loathing author with a literature degree
54. Philosophers and scientists with LIinkedIn ass profile pics that just insult eachother over niche studies
55. Teens who think liking Nicholas J. Fuentes is a personality

56. Libertarians who know everything about guns but are 35% BF and have 0 combat experience
57. Videographers that now have an unlimited stream of notifications and are further plunging into the singularity
58. People that see one blurry graph and make stark conclusions about the entire world's economic and social doom.
59. A group chat filled with slightly bored 150iq guys that do deathly hard workouts
60. Weird 40ish year old intellectual interested in "our changing world" and "the free expression of ideas". records podcasts. writes self help books. has no muscle mass.
61. Stock picture profile pic Money Twitter accounts with names like "Hustle & Conquer" and "Money Mindset" that just tweet stolen platitudes and shill Twitter affiliate guides
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