I’m in a Facebook group about Scythians and EVERY SINGLE post has at least 30 comments with autistic screeching going back and forth between 3+ ethnicities who claim Scythians as their ancestors.

"Everyone in the world used to be a Turk until the Tower of Babylon" or some shit

"McDonald's boy andronovo"

vs

"pathetic hijacker, infant lover, dimwit Hezbollah boy"

Arabs vs. Turks--literally 2 r***rds fighting

"your biggest invention is yogurt"

2 Iranians go in on poor Turkish woman, featuring commentary from "Say Ya Ali Madad" at the end

2 Arabs defending the honor and legacy of Iranians. Truly, no more brother wars.

"I am sure if ibn sina was alive and see himself be called a türk he will kill him self"

New combination: Hungarians vs Slavs

%10000 TURKIC

If a Persian walked up to me and introduced himself as a "West Iranid" I would probably shove him inside a locker.