i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.

"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.

what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

this is when i do my "big ask," right?

1) stop falling for nonsense corporate jargon. just say/write what you really mean! professionally, ofc

2) i'm writing a piece about this corporate jargon phenomenon. lmk if you want to publish it!

3) subscribe to my tv newsletter

you guys, i am not perfect