HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN: livetweet thread:
WHAT AN INTRO!! WAUW
"YOU WOULDVE STILL BEEN AN ORPHAN IF YOU WOULDVE BEEN DUMPED ON MY DOORSTEP" BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SO PRESSED FOR HARRY IS LITERALLY JUST VIBING






WHY IS SHE SUCH A BITCH FOR "HIS DAD WAS A DRUNK NO DOUBT" ... "SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE MOTHER" JESUS CHRISTTTT
is she just. gonna . keep floating? where is she going
HARRY FINALLY SNAPPED ! WE LOVE TO SEE IT
finally harry is showing some sense of personality. thats fun!
bro chill out harry the wolf is jus waiting for da bus!
what the fuck kinda bus is this
WHATVDA FUCK KINDA BUS
escaped from Alabama SIRIUS BLACK I WONDER IF HES INPORTANT TO THE PLOT
azkaban not Alabama
is this a BAR bro Harry youre like 14
- I broke the law
- bro youre Harry potter you can whatever you fuckin want
- bro youre Harry potter you can whatever you fuckin want
Hedwig i LOVVVEEEE YOUUUUUUU
thts an angry BOOK
this is already my favorite harry potter movie solely because of the rat content we're getting
THIS BITCH IS JUST SUCKING HARRYS FACE OFF?? DAM OK
HARRY LITRALLY JUST CANT CATCH A BREAK
harry potter have a single normal school year challenge
HAGRID IS GONNA TAKE CARE OF THE ANIMALS IM IN TEARS YES ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE BABEY!!
so dumbledore is just letting those fuckin dementors roam around. listen . gay icon but you are THE WORST CASE OF AUTHORITY. NEGLECT THE HOUSE DOWN!!
hermione respects the grind, hardworking bi icon we love to see it!
i dont say this enough but i love neville
OH BUCKBEAK!! I LOVE YOU
-yea this is a hippogriff if you piss it off youre actually gonna die. NOW KIDS LETS TAKE TURNS PATTING IT
DRACO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT WHAT DID YA EXPECT TO HAPPEN? GET OVER YOUR FRAGILE MASCULINITY BUCKBEAKS ACTUALLY GONNA KILL YE
i love lupin
damn snape is a fucking bitch
HARRY ARE YU STUPID. I LOVE YOU BUT ARE YU STOOPID
LMAO HE DO BE FALLING DOE
NOOOO HIS BROOM
OH YEA HOGSMEADE! isnt that the place thats also in universal studios hollywood? i went there !
SNOWBALL FIGHT
no thoughts head empty sirius black is kind of a dickhead huh
dementor in a box!
lupin father figure :((( <3
NOOOOOO HIS RAT IS GONE :((
NOOO BUCKBEAK
-spiders! they want me to tapdance i dont wanna tap dance
-you tell those spiders ron
-ill tell em
-you tell those spiders ron
-ill tell em
BRO ARE THEY JUST GONNA CHOP BUCKBEAKS HEAD OFF. DO YOU NOT HAVE A SPELL FOR PUTTING ANIMALS DOWN IN A HUMANE WAY??? JESUS
THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT IS BACK THE RAT
gary oldman
LUPIN IS A WEREWOLF?? WHO WOULDVE KNOWN??? ITS NOT LIKE HE'S LITERALLY NAMED 'WOLF'
wait who is peter pettigrew i havent paid attention
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im taking a break
we're resuming
RONNN STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC "THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO CHOP ME LEG OFF" SHUT UP
i hate the harry potter universe werewolves why are they so skinny
NOOOO DONT MAKE LUPIN AND SIRIUS FIGHT THEYRE BOYFRIENDS
oh no da dementors are coming
OH DAMN A DEER
TIME TRAVEL HERE WE GOOOOO
YESSS SAVE BUCKBEAK LETS GO GAYS!!!
oh so he was his own dad... thats symbolic, im sure
"you look like your parents " ... yeah bitch thats how DNA works
NOOO LUPIN I LOVE YOU... DONT GO
"parents dont want.. someone like me teaching their children." "someone like me is used to that by now" the allegory for homosexuality. its there, Luv
to be fair, it isnt... horrible gay coding
is that an unpopular opinion in the harry potter fandom? that lupins gay coding wasnt horrible?
ANYWAY. END OF THREAD.