I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it.

Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*
UPDATE: I came home to a package containing a *printout* of all 351 pages of it! Obv the dystopia cares about wasting paper.
On the plus side I can now save these for posterity
“Flag: language, bigotry, sexism” Wow ok this system works sooo well I’m glad you think this tweet reflects poorly on my character.
The positive flags section is equally good:
To those asking- I did not give them my handle or permission, I& #39;m assuming they just found this via my (old) name.
The especially creepy part is this didn& #39;t turn up anything at all relevant or incriminating! I keep personal info on my non-public accounts. But their shitty algorithm means that my "reputation" and "character" is flagged as questionable and sent to my boss.
Also ironic: the algorithm flagged the word “hell” and flagged this theological commentary in relation to a job... teaching theology...
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