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HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE: livetweet thread
why this old dude Stealing the light
O SHE A CAT
floating motorbike gang lets go gays! anyone arriving by Air is gay i make the rules. Gay uncle
wait so dumbledore is just gonna leave him with this abusive ass family VEKSJDIODOD BRO WHAT 
HE LIVES IN A FUCKING CUPBOARD
36?!? LASTYEAR I HAD37 BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
o they going to da zoo
BITCHWYHAT
βive never talked to a snake beforeβ Yeah obviously you havent, youve never been to high school
bro youre just gonna let the snake out like that.. you know its gonna be killed by zookeepers right thats what they do with escaped animals that might be dangerous. Stupid ass
is this just how British people are
IS THIS JUST HOW BRITISH PEOPLE LOOK
THE FUCKING HAT IM DEAD
owls do be kind of delivering letters doe 
bro what the fuck βno blood letters on sundaysβ bro look at all the owls outside stupid ass
βno blood letters on sundaysβ bro look at all the owls outside stupid ass
ok real talk the soundtrack do be slapping
the lighthouse (2019) dir. rob eggers
HOW DID THEY JUST LIKE. MOVE THERE THAT IS SO FUCKING STUPI DJGFLLJGFDJKLGFD JUST GIVE HARRY HIS FUCKING LETTER BRUV
mom said its my turn on the xbox
hagrid gay uncle!!
why do these bitches not want him to go to hogwarts like.. straight up you hate him so much why dont you wanna send him away for an entire school year
why are yall hanging around diagonal alley for? do none of these adult wizards have like.. jobs, . what do they do? magic taxes?
wow how convenient these kids were saying "WAUW LOOK AT IT!! THE NEW NIMBUS 2000" right as harry walked by. i wonder if thats gonna come into play later.
oh no.... .... the bank
you cant be fucking serious
ok but the practical effects are.. Really good. who made them
real talk how the fuck do kids pick out their wands if they just- have to try out every single one until one feels right that must take AGES
"he who must not b named did great things. TERRIBLE... but great" man you sound like every cis guy in my history class talking abt hitler
HAGRID CANT SPELL..... honey
"BUT HAGRID THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE IT SAYS NINE AND THREE QUATERS... THERES NO SUCH THING!!" harry man shut up youre litrally a wizard youre gonna b worried abt the fucking NAME of a train platform? stupid ass
-DU JO SYG. SYG. SYG. LIGE DER.
-I HOVEDET? DET JO HER!
-KOALA
-I HOVEDET? DET JO HER!
-KOALA
harry finds one person his age who treats him nicely and buys him all the candy off of the trolley. man.
ALSO hes buying all of it what about the rest of the kids on the fucking train? selfish ass greedy ass. i hate rich people
HE HAS A RAT
i love you so much babey
so.. they have to get on boats EVERY time they have to leave or arrive at hogwarts?
bruv youre wizards just fucking teleport yourselves there its not that hard
i swear to god i just saw this portrait of anne boleyn hanging on the walls
ALAN RICKMAN
why is snape such a bitch to Harry like he straight up breathed
Harry: taking notes
snape: im about to throw hands with this 11 y/o
snape: im about to throw hands with this 11 y/o
is she.. you know
is he gray
i love fred and george so muhc,,,
ME EYES!! THATS ANNE BOLEYN RIGHT THERE
straight up those staircases must b. HORRIBLE to live with genuinely.
imagine youre going to fuckin, class and the staircase thinks its funny to fuck with you and you miss ur class
also whats the point of locking doors if theres litrally just a spell to unlock it again.... the worldbuilding luv, where is it
OH MY GOOOOD I DONT CARE ABOUT WIZARD FOOTBALL
DER EN KAT I KΓLDEREN
why do you have a fucking dungeon... yall weird
snape is so weird .. leave harry alone. "now that youve proven you can handle a troll a game of quidditch is an easy feat... even if its against slytherin" shut the fuck up you are SO weird
i wonder what this conveniently nimbus 2000 shaped package is!
straight up why are all the slytherins so fucking RUDE
SNAPES FUCKING WITH HARRYS BROOM!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU SO PRESSED HARRY LITRALLY BREATHED
this mirror b like: hey harry lets completely unprompted show you your dead parents that you definitely dont have any trauma over losing! lets hope you wont get a panic attack! its a gamble im willing to take
ngl this is so cute
HAGRID WON A FUCKING DRAGONS EGG FROM A STRANGER AT THE PUB
HAGRID NAMED A DRAGON NORBERT??!?!?!??! THIS MAN REALLY IS GAY
dumbledore first thing as first years arrive: hey dont fuckin jjfg go into the dark forest youre actually gonna fuckin die
detention: little walk thru the dark forest
detention: little walk thru the dark forest
NOOO THEY TOOK HAGRIDS DRAGON IM ABOUT TO RIOT
unicorn blood who the fuck
who the fuck
WAIT TILL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS
A FUCKNIGN CENTAUR!??!
"i shouldnt have told you that" ancient hagrid proverb
-did he seem interested in fluffy?
-hes a three headed dog what the fuck do you think
-hes a three headed dog what the fuck do you think
the big climax is that.. theyre playing chess ......
oh im SORRY. ITS WIZARDchess
Ron just jump off the fucking chesspiece youre so dramatic
wait snape tried saving harry during the quidditch match? im so confused
ITS IN HIS POCKET!?!?!?
LMAOOO HES BALD
harry potter and that time he melted another guys face off and subsequently killed him
harry: what happened to hermione!? and ron? what about the stone
dumbledore: fuckging relax bitch jesus christ
dumbledore: fuckging relax bitch jesus christ
griffindor just cant fucking lose can they. relax, losing the house cup doesnt mean the end of the fucking world
why does everyone just fucking hate slytherin they really out here breathing,,,
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