Fanfic authors b like, “my OTP are broke & live together in a tiny shitty apartment” but the apt has two bedrooms and a living room and mood-lit hallways to stumble drunk to the bedrooms through and a good-size kitchen with lots of surfaces to make out on and a fckin ocean view—

Like I wanna hear about Person A tryna wash their face, but hitting their head on the clunky mite-infested medicine cabinet that hangs too far and too low over their shitty, tiny bathroom sink, and then Person B has to help them patch it up

Or like A & B versus the horde of mice that has invaded their home, and they try every kind of trap and every method they can think of but can’t catch any
Complete with action-packed chase scene that results in the already dilapidated apt looking like a buffalo stampede came thru

OTP putting together a decade-old IKEA bunk bed that they got for free from a sketchy craigslist guy but after they build it they use the “fear of it collapsing” as an excuse to just sleep in the bottom bunk together

My point was initially “please make the shitty apartments in your roommate aus more realistically shitty” but now I feel like I actually had some good ideas for stories

But they’re wasted on my untalented ass :’( I can’t write fiction to save my life