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*God in his workshop*
Angel: Whatcha makin& #39;?
God: A Universe
A: What for?
G: To sing my Glory!
A: What& #39;s glory?
G: Glory is what I desire.
A: How does it work?
G: I put these teeny tiny creatures on this teeny tiny spec and they sing!
*long pause*
A: What fo...
G: MY GLORY!!!
Angel: Whatcha makin& #39;?
God: A Universe
A: What for?
G: To sing my Glory!
A: What& #39;s glory?
G: Glory is what I desire.
A: How does it work?
G: I put these teeny tiny creatures on this teeny tiny spec and they sing!
*long pause*
A: What fo...
G: MY GLORY!!!
*the rest of the story*
A: I thought you were omnipotent.
G: I am.
A: Then you shouldn& #39;t NEED anything. It& #39;s oxymoronic.
G: What& #39;s that mean.
A: It means if you& #39;re everything, you don& #39;t need... whadyacallit?
*long pause*
G: *jumps up with raised fist* MY GLORY!!!
A: right
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A: I thought you were omnipotent.
G: I am.
A: Then you shouldn& #39;t NEED anything. It& #39;s oxymoronic.
G: What& #39;s that mean.
A: It means if you& #39;re everything, you don& #39;t need... whadyacallit?
*long pause*
G: *jumps up with raised fist* MY GLORY!!!
A: right
Can you name an alternative method that is superior to finding the truth of these matters?
