Somehow I think I’m gonna rewatch all of New Who in three weeks.

The outdoor lighting in “Rose” looks like a student film.
Also I have no idea what to wear to Gally, send help?
I FORGOT THAT “TOXIC” BY BRITNEY SPEARS IS IN THIS EPISODE
“You’re 900 years old.”
“Yes.”
“That is one hell of an age gap.”
Y’all, none of the series one episodes are skip-able. Gosh. So good.
The older I get, the less “Are you my mummy?” is scary and the more it makes me sad.
Who put Jack in that dang golf outfit? Those khakis are a crime. Bring back the period costumes please.
Okay I finished series one, I am sad, it’s 3am and I’m in a new city.
Sarah Jane and Rose bonding. My heart, y’all. I would watch a whole show of this.
Doomsday is still the worst and I hate it.
Regeneration/departure episodes feel like the worst thing that ever happened to me

But then I remember that Chris Carter exists
At least Doctor Who never killed a beloved character FOUR TIMES
Oh golly I forgot how much I do not enjoy the “Doctor and Companion(s) land on a random spaceship/space colony with a crew and danger ensues” episodes.
Made it to the episodes with Ferb and the pocketwatch
Having to leave for a work function in the middle of Blink
WAIT. THIS IS SALLY SPARROW?
Literally every time I watch Gatsby I can’t figure out what I know her from. It was this!
Keep thinking about how I read that Carey Mulligan was asked to stay as a Companion and my brain keeps contemplating that show.
That Poseidon Adventure-in Space episode is always a delight.
FIRES OF POMPEII.

I am NEVER ready.
Ten spends half of his life shouting “what?!” in increasingly startled voices and I feel that on a cellular level.
Fast-forwarding through bits of episodes that bore me like
Y’all, I haven’t seen this episode in so long that I didn’t know my hero Jyn Erso was the thief?
Someone tell me to go to bed after Journey’s End. I am dumb enough to try and stay up through The End of Time.
I’m not sorry for the shade. Learn to write a story, jj.
The moment the TARDIS leaves and Rose and One-Heart Doctor look at one another. My heart.
Seriously it reminds me of The Graduate.
The Waters of Mars is so devastating, I think I have only watched it once before and ugh.
Barry Obama on Doctor Who is much more depressing today, more than usual.
Fairly certain I repressed the post-Donna episodes with Ten because 1) I was so traumatized by what happened to Donna and 2) his regeneration.
Sorry Matt Smith, that regeneration is the one time I’m unhappy to see you.
Crying about Ten (and all his friends) has turned into crying about little baby Amy Pond.
“You’re Scottish. Fry something.”

BFFL here. Finally.
Apparently I stopped tweeting once I hit the Ponds but rest assured I just made myself watch Eleven’s regeneration and I am Not Okay.
I can’t remember, but it looks like it: is Karen Gillan wearing a wig in Eleven’s regeneration scene? That’s the right time for her to have been filming Guardians, right?
Okay time for Twelve. I don’t like Deep Breath because of the dead dinosaur, naturally.
Welp, I just cried all through the end of Deep Breath thanks to @rileyjsilverman’s episode of @themomentpod. Wow.
There really is a TARDIS in Glasgow! (Or at least there was in 2018!)
Danny Pink. Oh no my heart oh no.
Robot of Sherwood is so good? (I always forget everything except pretty nature.)
I struggle with how crappy Clara is to Danny about his time in the military.
“Listen” is just SO GOOD.
Okay for full confusion, I’m jumping ahead in hopes of watching all of 13 ahead of the finale. Some of these episodes I have seen, but most not.
Mister Big is on this one?!

More importantly, 13 wants to get a flat and have a purple sofa and I support her and also why did I never think of a purple sofa?
Okay so this giant spider thing... I’m now imagining all the jokes made by Tosin about Aragog.
Ryan in the background making hand shadows in the projector light. 😆
“I eat danger for breakfast. I don’t I prefer cereal. Or croissants. Or, those little fried Portuguese- nevermind, it’s not important.”
Am I about to weep through another viewing of Demons of the Punjab? You bet.
“Like hope, love abides.”
GRAHAM ALWAYS CARRIES A SANDWICH ON TEAM TARDIS ADVENTURES 😭
“We’d know if we were vampires, right?” 😂
WHAT IS HAPPENING
The Doctor standing up to Ryan’s dad. That’s it that’s the tweet.
My god this season handles male emotion with such a kind and honest way.
Oh. No.
Wow, that was a lot of strong emotions.
Okay kids here we go with Series 12. Very excited by Spyfall Part 1 so far.
Yaz’s hairstyle is distractingly neat. I love a good hairdo.
O. O no. O is 🔥.
That sweeping romantic music when O enters the TARDIS. Jesus.
THERE IS THE REVEAL OMG OMG
HI ADA
Wow this is a whole thing. Holy cow.
Wow it me I’m the Doctor
The wig design for this Hyph3n character is Barf from Spaceballs.
I love her SO MUCH already.
THE JUDOON JUST BLASTED THAT NICE LADY’S KNITTING AND THEN CALLED IT A WEAPON
I think my brain shorted out during Fugitive of the Judoon because omg so many thoughts and questions
I think my big takeaway from this season is how excited I am to watch it again soon? That’s a good thing!
Yaz falling asleep during a movie is so me
Oh no not again
I should go to bed

Or, hear me out

Frankenstein!
Ascension of the Cybermen, or: oh no The Doctor is yelling at her friends and I don’t like it
This is a Good Sweater.
Floaty bits of dead Cybermen? Wow the worst puzzle.
I literally screamed, apologies to my entire hotel.
I am now caught up in that I have seen all episodes of New Who again. However, yes, I’ve got most of my Capaldi to rewatch, yay.
Back to Capaldi rewatch, courtesy nice dvd set from Target. I do not remember Flatline one bit.
Dark Water. Wooooooooooof. Here we go.
I will say, I could see Amy Pond pulling some similar shit if something happened to Rory.
Death in Heaven, or: thanks I hate it.
I’ve only seen this episode once. Always, always, always going to be upset about this storyline for Danny Pink.
I hate this ending. I hate everything about this.
Doctor, dude.
Pushing through to Last Christmas because I am in need of cheer after that freaking episode.
I’m sure I’ve seen this episode, but I blocked it out, apparently.
“There’s a horror movie called Alien? That’s offensive.”
Oh, I’ve seen this episode of The X-Files before.
Me: Why don’t I remember what happens after the guitar on the tank?
(Random dude turns into a bunch of snakes.)
Me: Oh, okay.
Alright I’m doing a wee series 9 marathon to catch up to Hell Bent tomorrow. It’s not a good sign when I remember Clara’s outfits but not the plot?
Peter Capaldi’s hair. That’s it that’s the tweet.
Hi just taking a moment to make us all look at this gif. What is this. Where can I find it.
This fourth-wall-breaking monologue about Beethoven I CANNOT

This kind of stuff is why I love when I forget what happens in a story.
GUITAR CREDITS GUITAR CREDITS
I’m remembering that I really loved this series?
The Girl Who Died is one that I absolutely remember, yayyy
“You are a tidal wave.”
Oh my GOD it’s the “I know why I chose this face” part. Holy shit PCap you are brilliant.
Am I watching The Woman Who Lived or am I turning off the tv for the night, hmmmmm
(Duh.)
The Ashildr/Me story just reminds me how freaking cool it would be if The X-Files had just leaned hard into the theory of Scully being immortal.
“Purple, the color of death”

I-
Clara hugging Twelve, it’s too late in the day for these feelings.
Okay, going to bed. Four episodes to watch tomorrow so I’m caught up.
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THERE WERE STILL TWO OSGOODS
(I always forget when the one gets zapped and then it’s this nice-but-sad surprise)
The Doctor to Clara’s voicemail: “Can you change your voicemail please? It’s getting boring.”

Aw he should make friends with Logan Echolls.
It me, angrily watching Face the Raven
So angry
I know we’re headed somewhere good with all of this but ughhhhhh
“We’ve already had enough bad timing.”

I. HATE. THIS.
Alright Heaven Sent here we go.
Doctor: “I just watched my best friend die.”
Me: (immediately texts best friend)
#HellOfABird
That’s not what Matt Smith and fanfiction have taught me but sure. #HellOfABird https://twitter.com/StevenWMoffat/status/1250141411523133441
The Doctor is digging and mom texts: “That was me 30 minutes ago.”
#HellOfABird
This sequence. My stars. #HellOfABird
Oh cool I’m crying now. #HellOfABird https://twitter.com/StevenWMoffat/status/1250149354133913601
Guess what kids it’s Hell Bent time. Also, starting a sweater.
Trying to do shortrows while staring at 12 and Clara is not the best choice, good luck to you sweater
Twelve is as mean as I am about singing.
Ughhhhh this freaking moment when River realizes the surgeon is really the Doctor. The way Twelve LOOKS at her.
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS JOKE THAT SHE MARRIED STEPHEN FRY.
Twelve bringing takeout sushi to a break-in, what a goofball and an inspiration
Friends, it’s time. I’ve made it to series ten.
“Poetry, physics, same thing.”
Bill Potts is a UHaul-er.
Unexpected reaction to Smile: noticing that I am smiling a big fake smile along with Bill and Twelve
I almost typed Bill and Ted and I don’t regret it
Thin Ice! Thin Ice! Thin Ice!
Ughhhhh I love Bill Potts so much.
“I’m two thousand years old, and I have never had the time for the luxury of outrage.”

First of all, that is false. Secondly, how can you have been in the confession dial for 4.5 billion years but still only be 2k years old?
Twelve just said “laters” and my brain went
“Doctor Disco” is maybe my favorite fake name used by the Doctor. Also, Capaldi is probably the only one who could pull that off.
Okay Twelve straight up lifted Bill from the ice with one hand and not holding on to anything, can we please discuss the ridiculous upper body strength that requires?
Bill Potts moving into a murder house because college kids will live anywhere if it’s cheap.
Twelve biting a crisp loudly and then trying to not make chewing noises.
The wig and makeup work on Eliza is impressive.
Me, a practical person: Uh, what about their stuff in the bug house?
THE PIANO IN THE VAULT, MY. HEARTS.
The freaking vault doors open and his face!
Twelve’s TARDIS is so pretty. All those books.
“Are you out of your mind?”
“Yes, completely, but that’s not a recent thing.”
Nardole hugging Bill and Twelve and saying “cuddle” is gonna be me when I can finally see my friends
The little tiny “eep!” sound I just made when Missy showed up in the preview for the next episode
Peter Capaldi’s hair. That’s the entire show.
True story just texting about Peter Capaldi’s hair instead of watching the episode
Okay back to Extremis. (Nardole is going on about Grand Theft Auto? Why don’t I remember this?)
“Ah! I’m part of it! I’m part of the simulation! Bill! I’m not real!” OH NO NARDOLE 😆
OH!! Right!!
The light just shot out of the top of the pyramid and I said “aww!” because it looked like the Luxor 😭😆🤦🏻‍♀️
This is one of the episodes I think about when people who claim to be fans (but hate the current team) complain about Orphan 55.
Watching an episode about a plague while living through a pandemic is... yiiiiikes.
“You’re human enough, I got your lungs cheap.”
Aaaaaaand finishing that episode at one minute to midnight, obviously it is time to go to bed.
Bill Potts saving the world with the love of her mum. 😭
Missy’s requests (books, particle accelerator, 3d printer, pony) seem reasonable to me. 🤷🏻‍♀️
The Eaters of Light has a scene that makes me weep and maybe I should eat some dinner.
Nardole going out in his pajamas and robe is a full quarantine mood.
“I can’t bear brave people.”
“What does he call you? Companions? Pets? Snacks?”

Snacks is really on the nose for many of the Doctor’s friends.
Missy’s hat. My goodness.
You know, a better way to go with this storyline would have been to make Bill Potts into Iron Man.
It’s a mood.
This storyline makes me so sad.
But also like, I enjoy there being two Masters?
The Master flirting with Missy gives me serious Vampire Willow flashbacks.
And then Missy broke my heart.
Too sad to knit.
“Time enough.”

No thank you.
This idiot keeps trying to regenerate and then not, and I keep crying.
Uh no Twelve, you do not want the Matrix of Gallifrey.
“Everybody’s important to somebody, somewhere.”
Bill’s comment about a “bloke” who goes around putting right what once went wrong sounds like a different sci-fi show.
“Well then, here we go. The long way around.”
And then Clara showed up and I LOST IT.
I just.
And then this happened and I realized I had my entire hand on my face.
SERIES 11. HERE. WE. GOOOOOOOO
So like when does the fam go beat up Joe Miller?
“I never go anywhere that’s just initials.”

Generally a good rule.
“Ryan, Yaz, how are you with machinery... and heights?”

Aw I had that question in a job interview once (one of my favorite jobs, actually).
“Every day’s a learning day.”

I want this embroidered on something.
Okay so It Takes You Away is so dang good. However I have no recollection of the series 11 finale. I vaguely remember Tim Shaw comes back?
(I skipped tweeting most of series 11 again because I already have in this thread and also I’m trying to not accidentally spoil it for @Amelia_Birdy. Also, I am busy knitting the best jumper ever.)
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