ok so my chris loville exposé thread is getting shared all over the place and a lot of people are asking me for the evidence (apparently aside from the fact that it’s completely fucking obvious) so i’m making a thread here with everything and then i’ll shut up about it lol https://twitter.com/DarthLux/status/1219310072649723906
this evidence has been complied by multiple people over the space of many months. lots of people have been following chris for a long time laughing at his obvious bullshit but collectively agreed he crossed a line with his ‘blessings’ aka offering fake money to struggling people
chris spent a great deal of time posing for pics in front of this house in a new development in carringron tx claiming he owns it. this brand new house has only had one owner, someone called brittney wright. he’s never been inside this house
he also claims to own a large two story house with a white door that unlocks with his fingerprint aka his “arlington crib”. this home was last sold in 2002.... to his parents. his white dodge is in the driveway on the zillow street view
i was hesitant about posting the above address but he basically gave it away himself recently when screenshotting a pic of a $59k watch in his paypal cart while pretending he bought it lmao
chris claims to own several luxury cars but he actually just goes to boardwalk maserati in plano tx (5-10 mins from the first house he claims to own) and takes pics with cars in their parking lot. all of the cars he poses with are listed for sale on the dealership website
he “went to the bahamas” twice three months apart and the guy in the orange life jacket was still in the exact same spot. weird
here’s one of many people he offered to send money to then blocked when they called him out for being a liar. fyi she didn’t hit him up randomly, she was responding to a now deleted tweet asking if anyone needed financial help for christmas
over the course of a few years this man has claimed to be in school, a nurse, a “spine surgeon”, a neonatal doc who delivers babies and performs C-sections and most recently, a perfusionist. at 24 years old
more recently he’s been taking selfies in what we believe are empty model homes (at least two different ones, the kitchen cabinet and backsplash doesn’t match) while ALSO claiming he has yet another house that he “rents out to the less fortunate” ???
this is his actual small apartment that he rents as seen in some of his videos. his mom’s facebook says she helped him move into it in october 2018
even TODAY he was lying, pretending he was currently at a casino winning money with tickets dated november 23 & 28. he deleted this about 5 mins after posting when everyone called him out about it
this doesn’t really have anything to do with the thread but just thought i’d add this now deleted gem to the thread lmao (he doesn’t do patient visits btw, i repeat he is NOT a doctor)
anyway if you’re a woman who follows him and you’re reading this and all of this isn’t enough to make you realize he’s a fucking fraud, you’re welcome to disregard all this but i promise you this man will never send you $150 for your nails no matter how hard you defend him
keep in mind ive never met or even interacted with this guy, he’s just some loser my friends and i have followed to laugh at for a year and i have ZERO motivation to be saying any of this other than being sick of seeing him dangle a fake money carrot in front of struggling women
shoutout to the silent people who did the real investigative work here, i’m just acting as the public voice of many because i’m a messy bitch who lives for drama (jk it’s because we hope women are more inclined to believe another woman and verified tweets get more attention)
also, side note, i’m not trying to get this dude fired from his actual job cleaning surgery rooms at hospitals. not trying to ruin his life, just want women to be aware that he’s a liar and not to meet up with him or send him nudes or whatever
oh also he apparently owns a car wash and earns $100k per MONTH and i felt like the quickly deleted aaron hernandez tweet deserved a mention too
ANYWAY i’m bored of this now but like i said, keep believing his bullshit if you want to
and feel free to link this thread to anyone asking for evidence. over and out

also some girl named eva who has been aggressively defending his honor for months is suddenly pretending he sent her $500 as proof he’s actually rich because apparently for some reason she wants to help him scam women. bizarre behavior
everyone is going in on chris tonight so once again eva is pretending he sent her money as if he didn’t cashapp her $100 so she could screenshot then send it back to him lmao. idk who’s worse at this point, chris and his lies or eva and her insane devotion to defending him
update: chris is trying to push people over to his snapchat where we can’t get in the replies and warn people. lmao @chrisishumble your snap doesn’t ‘prove’ anything dumbass, i too can upload pics of me in other people’s homes and selfies from last year
reposting this same video inside a lamborghini that he’s been using since at least 2018. if you actually owned a lambo you wouldn’t be recycling the same video for years lmfap
now he’s putting snapchat stickers on old videos to prove the haters wrong as if i couldn’t just load a pic of me from 2015 in snapchat and also put tuesday stickers on it lol
chris won’t stop with this “asking women to beg for money he will never send” shit so it’s time for an update. a few weeks ago he posted some pics and video of a brand new mercedes claiming he just spent $120k on it. the dumbass also posted the license plate
it took someone in our chris detective network 24hrs to pull up the full purchase info of the car and find out it actually belongs to someone named tim. it took me 2 mins to find tim on instagram and see he’s legit rich guy, pretty much everything chris pretends to be
so we messaged tim and asked how he knows chris and sent him this thread and let him know chris is using his car to lie to women online. turns out they’re just gym acquaintances, and here’s the best part, chris tells these guys at the gym he’s a rich doctor too LOL
also fyi i know some people think i’m going too far with this or ‘ruining the joke’ but i have been in contact with someone who was closely connected to him irl who shared some very very disturbing info and asked me not to make it public, but trust me this guy is BAD news
but what i can share from that is that his dad is apparently super nice and aware of everything but his mom is in denial and a massive enabler. he shared a bank account with his mom the whole time this person knew him and was lying about being a doctor back then too
during this time of claiming he was a doctor he ACTUALLY worked at chick fil a, dunkin donuts and a kroger gas station that he apparently had to pay a $2000 restitution to for stealing
anyway just trust me that some of the shit i’ve learned about him is DARK and if you’re helping me warn women who interact with him and call for his lies, you’re doing a good thing

ok i just got sent these, someone found his old dating site bio LOL these lies have been going on for YEARS. 4th pic is one he uses to pretend he goes to the bahamas regularly where he clearly does not have a back tattoo. stolen tattoo valor smh