My boyfriend doesn’t wake up in the morning very well and he will still be dreaming and try to talk to me. So here is a thread of things he says to me in the mornings:

“When I think of you, I think of heavy equipment.”
How romantic

“My blanket was never fluffy enough to cut that metal.”

“Sometimes I wish the dogs were turtles.”

*loudly* “What day do you guys wanna get born? Any specifics??”

Boyf-mumbles* handicap
Me- what?
Boyf- I got a small handicap in my foot. I got a small left foot.

Him: hmmm
Me: what?
Him: I don’t know what it means.... the symbol on the goose...

“Why do I not see you for ham steak very often, baby?”

*happily exclaims* “you get your pillows from France?!”
(I do not lol)