If you shoot a door lock in Star Wars it opens it, locks it, prevents it from ever being opened or locked again, or won’t hold them for long. Whatever you want; they don’t give a shit.
If you’re fighting an AT-ST in Star Wars there’s either nothing on this planet that can scratch that thing’s legs or you can have some teddy bears roll some loose lumber at it.
If you’re a Stormtrooper in Star Wars your name is either Porp Betamax or Geoff 9.
If you’re making clones in Star Wars, they’re either an army of perfect soldiers or a lopsided wad of shit in a bathrobe that dies without ever fucking doing anything.
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