Thread by @VantASMR, BUCKLE UP BOYS & GIRLS BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A XIAO ZHAN [...]

BUCKLE UP BOYS & GIRLS BECAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A XIAO ZHAN LOVE & APPRECIATION THREAD!!! WE’RE TALKING A NO HOLDS BARRED ADRENALINE FUELED THRILL RIDE FROM START TO FINISH. YOU KNOW THE DRILL: ATTITUDES & NEGATIVITY GET LEFT AT THE DOOR. LET’S GO.

FIRST OFF YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF WHO IS XIAO ZHAN WELL I’M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT T H I S IS XIAO ZHAN THE CUTEST SWEETEST KINDEST MOST PRECIOUS BEAN TO EVER BLIND YOU WITH A SMILE he’s also a singeractordancerartistgraphicdesignerprofessionalsweetheadtandallaroundgoodguy

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BUT LOOK THIS ISN’T AN INTRODUCTORY THIS IS A LOVE & APPRECIATION THREAD SO LET’S GET ON WITH THAT STARTING WITH THE THING THAT DID ME IN FOR GOOD: THIS VID LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING HE LOOKS SO CUTE & HE’S LISTENING TO CARLY WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO SAY NO???? https://twitter.com/namsjoonn/status/1210780173395607554">https://twitter.com/namsjoonn...

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But for real this man is CUTE AS A DAMN BUTTON (apparently buttons are very cute??? Idk it’s a saying leave me alone) LIKE???? THE CHEEKS? THE NOSE? THE EYES???? THE S M I L E???? WAIT ALEXA PLAY I REALLY LIKE YOU AGAIN

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But he’s also FINE. A. F. These Harper’s Bazaar shots dropped and the timeline went FERAL. LIKE. LEGITIMATELY. I blacked out for some of it. It was intense.

See what I mean? FINE. A. F. I’M GONNA D WORD.

FINE. A. F. ASSJCJVJIDKAJXHDABAJX EDITION

He can do both in the same day, too, which is...*checks notes* mildly alarming...but also *shuffles papers* extremely very bad for my health

WE HAVE TO MOVE ON NOW OR WE’LL NEVER LEAVE

I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO BUCKLE UP BUT ALSO FASTEN THOSE SEAT BELTS & HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS CUZ THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS IS THAT UNRIVALED, BLINDING SUN BEAM OF MARVELOUSNESS AKA HIS S M I L E

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE SUN AND THOUGHT “OW MY EYES” AND THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER THOUGHT “I WISH I COULD STARE AT THE SUN AS LONG AS I WANTED WITHOUT IT HURTING MY EYES”? ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THAT EXACT THING IT’S CALLED XIAO ZHAN’S SMILE YOU’RE WELCOME

*incoherent screaming but in I love you*

NOW LISTEN UP CUZ THERE’LL BE A QUIZ LATER THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF XIAO ZHAN SMILES BUT I’LL FOCUS ON MY FAVORITES

FIRST UP: JUST A LIDDOL SMILE

NOW LISTEN HERE: IF YOU THINK FOR EVEN ONE SECOND THAT JUST BC THIS SMILE IS LIDDOL IT DOES NOT BURN WITH THE FIERY INTENSITY OF A MILLION AND ONE SUNS THEN HONEY YOU’VE GOT A BIG STORM COMING BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS LIDDOL SMILE ARE YOU KIDDING I’M SO WARM & SOFT

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NOW LISTEN HERE: IF YOU THINK FOR EVEN ONE SECOND THAT JUST BC THIS SMILE IS LIDDOL IT DOES NOT BURN WITH THE FIERY INTENSITY OF A MILLION AND ONE SUNS THEN HONEY YOU’VE GOT A BIG STORM COMING BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS LIDDOL SMILE ARE YOU KIDDING I’M SO WARM & SOFT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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NEXT UP: *LADY GAGA VOICE* SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

THE ONE THAT GOT ME!!!!!! SOMETIMES IT STARTS AS JUST A LIDDOL SMILE BUT THEN IT JUST KEEPS GROWING & WOWIE BOZOWIE ALEXA PLAY THAT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONG ABOUT BEING BLINDED BY THE LIGHT BUT JUST THAT LYRIC CUZ IDK THE SONG REALLY

Wait I’m gonna take a quick break & share some pictures of my favorite bunny SIKE THIS ISN’T A BUNNY LOVEAND APPRECIATION THREAD BUT LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS SMILEY BOY I’M WALK-IN ON SUNSHINE WOOOOOOOOAH-OH ETC ETC IDK HOW THE SONG GOES THIS ISN’T A MUSIC THREAD YET OK

NEXT UP: THE ONE THAT BECOMES LAUGHTER

Y’ALL EVER WONDERED WHAT THE CUTEST, MOST JOYFUL THING IS? WELL IT’S XIAO ZHAN BEING HAPPY AND LAUGHING THAT’S WHAT IT IS WHEN HIS SMILE TURNS INTO A FULL ON LAUGH ANGELS ARE NOT ONLY BORN THEY GET THEIR DAMN WINGS HALLEFREAKINGLUJAH

LOOK. AT. THIS. ARE YOU KIDDING???? WHAT EVEN IS THE SUN I KEEP HEARING THAT WORD BUT AS FAR AS I KNOW THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THIS DON’T @ ME I ASKED A SCIENTIST AND THEY SAID I WAS RIGHT AND LAUGHING XIAO ZHAN IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

LET’S MAKE THIS THAT MUCH MORE DEVASTATING AND OPEN OUR EARS AND HEAR HIM LAUGH AND GIGGLE SHALL WE??? YOU’RE WELCOME (I’m not feeling well today sorry for just this one addition but I just do not have the energy for this cuz I started at an 11

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HERE’S SOME MORE GIGGLY XIAO ZHAN FOR YOU ABSOLUTE MANIACS. I KNOW YOU’RE ADDICTED IT’S OK IT’S NOT DRUGS IT’S JUST JOY LOOK AT HIM THO LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS CUZ HE GUESSED A WORD THERE’S NO REASON FOR THIS LEVEL OF CUTE BUT I’M NOT COMPLAINING

ALRIGHT I’M GONNA MOVE ON TO THE FINAL TYPE OF SMILE I’M GONNA HIGHLIGHT. I’VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF FOR TOO LONG MIGHT AS WELL JUST TREAT IT LIKE A BANDAID

HERE WE GO

LAST BUT NOT LEAST: S M I R K

LISTEN. THIS ONE’S JUST UNFAIR. MAYBE EVEN CRUEL. I JUST!!!! YELL!!!

OK THAT GIF WAS MORE FUNNY BUT SERIOUSLY HERE’S THE REAL CONTENT VIEWER BEWARE THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS MAYBE SKIP THIS ONE

I’M BACK Y’ALL THE SMIRK TRIED TO DO ME IN BUT I WAS SAVED BY THE POWER OF XIAO ZHAN’S SMILE & GIGGLE

ANYWAY WATCH HIM BE CUTE WHILE I TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I’M TAKING THIS THREAD NEXT

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OH HEY GUYS FOUND THIS THREAD AGAIN AND JUST IN TIME CUZ I THINK IT’S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE BIGGEST LITTLE SH*T IN THE WORLD, THE REASON I’M IN THIS WHOLE MESS TO BEGIN WITH, WEI WUXIAN

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