Thread by @uzbadyubi, OKAY. The Princess Bride. Super well known and beloved film, and I [...]

OKAY. The Princess Bride. Super well known and beloved film, and I have absolutely no idea what it& #39;s about. Now I did initially think it was the one (also not seen) where the lady comes down on a meteor or something but apparently not so, and I think I also got it-

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mixed up with Zorro? Idk i& #39;ve not seen that one either. So my best guess is 1) there& #39;s a princess and 2) she& #39;s a bride. Now this seems, to me, pretty standard so idk why this movie is so beloved. Maybe the princess HAS a bride, now that would be neat!

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I also think this is the "my name is iago montana (idk his name it& #39;s something similar) you killed my father prepare to die" film, right? I& #39;ve def seen the gif of that, think it& #39;s the same film.

Other than that, I have literally NO IDEA. So... let& #39;s dive in?

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here we go!!! i hope this is a nice film

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Oh it& #39;s a modern film????? huh okay i thought it was like... idk i thought it was like zorro fantasy. Okay, don& #39;t know what film I thought this was lol

also oh no the lil kid is sick!!! "Hey, how& #39;s the sickie" lddfdfkjdf lmaooo

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awww it& #39;s a special book that& #39;s cute! A generational book

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wait is this a Hook thing?? are we all iago montana?? are we about to pop on over into this book?????

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AH HECK IT IS

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Okay so we got Buttercup and Westley...

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OH FUCK THE & #39;AS YOU WISH& #39; GIF IS FROM THIS??? LMAOOOOO AMAZING

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yeah buttercup tbh i& #39;d be dokidoki too this farmboy is CUTE AF (and so are you)

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"Is this a kissing book?" THIS CHILD IS MY HERO THANK YOU CHILD LET& #39;S MOVE ON FROM THE KISSING.

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OH FUCK WAIT HE& #39;S DEAD???? WHAT???? IT& #39;S ONLY 5 MINS IN AND CUTE FARM BOY DIED???

well shit!

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I immediately have bad vibes about this prince humpadink or w/e. X to doubt his motives.

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JESUS WE& #39;RE 7 MINUTES IN WHAT& #39;S GOING ON IN THIS FILM

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the shorter man& #39;s voice sounds really familiar ...

"I don& #39;t think it& #39;s right, killing an innocent girl." AGREEING WITH YOU HERE, BIG MAN.

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Vizzini is a douche. Also very into the big man and the moustache man rhyming together that& #39;s cute

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"it& #39;s inconceivable" i mean i think you& #39;re probably being followed my dude you& #39;re setting yourself up here

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NO GOD PLEASE. NO SHRIEKING EELS. PLEASE. WHY IS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME I HATE THEM

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DHAFIJADSKJHADSKDA I& #39;M LAUGHING SO HARD I FEEL SO CALLED OUT THANK YOU GRANDPA FOR ASSWAYGING MY FEARS

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love how everyone on this boat knows about as much about boats as me

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who the fuck is chasing them tho

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IS THIS IAGO MONTANA???

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i thought Fezzik was really big by CGI but i think he& #39;s actually just irl huge?????

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this shot feels iconic i feel like i& #39;ve seen this before

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OH SHIT NINJA MAN IS OKAY!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD I KNEW MOUSTACHE MAN LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAOOOOO OMGGG!!!!!!! THIS IS FROM THIS MOVIE I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM ZORRO OR SOMETHING DJFKJ

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"I& #39;m gonna duel him left handed. It& #39;s the only way I can be satisfied."

hot damn my dude. wow.

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IF I USE MY RIGHT IT& #39;S OVER TOO QUICKLY DKJKJKJDS WOWZIES

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kjfkjfd omg ninja man is posh

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okay i am LIVING for this banter right now

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OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS HIM??? THIS IS IAGO MONTOYA???

well who the fuck is ninja guy????

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lmfao "wait until you& #39;re ready." This is very good actually

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oh we& #39;re getting montoya backstory!!! so we& #39;re to be on the lookout for a 6 fingered man... okay...

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that& #39;s a nice sword bro

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oh no........ OH NO.......... THIS MAN IS ALREADY MY FAVOURITE... HE& #39;S HOT.... HE& #39;S GOT A SAD BACK STORY... HE HAS ISSUES AROUND HIS DAD& #39;S MURDER......

... HE DIES, DOESN& #39;T HE... NOOOOOOOO.....

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and he was left alone and scarred as a child............. oh nO............... i& #39;m so sorry for your impending doom iago montoya....... i& #39;m so sorry i& #39;ve done this to you....

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ah, he studied the sword

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INIGO MONTOYA!!! i was damn close

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

DFKJDKJKJ LMAOOO

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omg wait they& #39;re both fencing left handed lmao

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this is smouldering with UST tbh

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RUH ROH SCOOB

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"Who are you"

yes pls lmao i keep calling him ninja man but it& #39;s a bit long

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oh no he knocked out inigo!!!!

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"My way& #39;s not very sportsman like..." fdkjdjfkdkjf oh bless him

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"You put down your rock and I put down my sword, and we kill each other like civilised people?"

dKJDSKJDKJS LMAOOOOO OMG

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Ninja-man this dude is HUGE you ain& #39;t gonna beat him in hand to hand combat lmaooooooo

"I just want you to feel like you& #39;re doing well. I hate people to die feeling embarrassed." KJKDJSAKJDSSD

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WELP THAT& #39;S ANOTHER ONE KNOCKED OUT LMAO WELL DONE MY DUDE

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who the fuck is this

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"You& #39;re trying to kidnap what I& #39;ve rightfully stolen."

10/10 lines in this film oh my god.

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A battle of wits lmao okay

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oh my god my dude YOU& #39;RE GOING TO TALK YOURSELF INTO A CORNER

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"WHAT& #39;S THAT BEHIND YOU"

oh my god this is absoluely wild

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WAHEY Vizzini is no more!

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HJHJSA THEY WERE BOTH POISONED AND HE BUILT UP AN IMMUNITY LMFAO OH MY GOD

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OH WAIT is the guy in purple humperdink? is that the prince? I forgot what he looked like INSTANTLY huh thanks face blindness for that

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jesus christ ninja-man lay off her what& #39;s your issue buddy

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HEY NINJA MAN IF YOU HIT HER I WILL FIND YOU PERSONALLY AND I WILL KILL YOU

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OH FUCK HE& #39;S THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERT??? Well SHIT!

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Buttercup is so sad and I want to hold her and tell her it& #39;ll be okay

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"Life is pain, your highness, anyone who says differently is selling something." Robert your banter is sound but your woman hating is dreadful.

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oh my god i& #39;m gonna cry... westley... u were an angel...

"Please, please. I need to live."

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OH FUCK SHE PUSHED HIM DOWN THE HILL HELL YES BUTTERCUP AVENGE YOUR PERFECT FARM BOY

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.................. AS YOU WISH?

WAIT WHAT

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK NOW SHE& #39;S THROWN HERSELF DOWN THE HILL WAS THAT WESTLEY!? WHAT!?

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IT WAS FUCKING WESTLEY?!

i don& #39;t want to hear another person EVER shit on a fucking disguise kit in D&D again like holy goddamn shit i know i& #39;m a fool with face blindness but i am goddamn judging myself right now jsdkjsdkj IT WAS GODDAMN WESTLEY LMAO

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Westley you do not get to wax poetical about true love you just nearly goddamn hit her

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I feel this kid& #39;s soul and mine are one

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i don& #39;t feel like the "fire swamp" is particularly safe, westley, not gonna lie my dude

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omg "The Dread Pirate Roberts" is a series of people kjfdkjfdkjf LMAOOOO

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SUDDEN SINK HOLE OH SHIT

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oh no

oh NO

what the FUCK is that

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oh thank god it& #39;s gone

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OH NO IT& #39;S NOT

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R O U Ses????

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rodents of unusual size kjfddfkjdkf lmao I THINK THEY DO EXIST YOU JUST SAW IT

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JHJHSAJHSA I JUMPED SO BAD LMFAO

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JESUS IT BIT HIM BUTTERCUP GRAB THE SWORD AND KILL IT MY GIRL

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okay the flame vent works too i guess

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god just fuck humperdink what an ass

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RUH ROH SCOOB

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"The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they& #39;re broken."

fdjdkjfdf jesus christ this is dark

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LMAO the kid yelling because his ship wasn& #39;t canon married is a MOOD lmfao we all know that pain my boy

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LISTEN OLD LADY THIS IS VICTIM SHAMING SHE& #39;S TRAPPED IN A SYSTEM OKAY FOR GOD& #39;S SAKE

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oh my god it was a dream

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this guy looks really familiar

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This is cheating humperdink you know he& #39;s not on his goddamn ship

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OH YM GOD HUMPERDINK HIRED VIZZINI HOLY FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKIER!!!!!!

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HE& #39;S GONNA STRANGLE HER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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tyrone and humperdink are a power couple. two horrible people but a power couple nevertheless.

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DON& #39;T LIKE THIS MACHINE

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wait what how did it suck one year of his life away what does that even mean???

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is this man& #39;s name Yelling because holy god that& #39;s a Good Name i hope he yells

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INIGO IS BACK HELL YES

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AHHHHHH FEZZIK IS BACK TOO

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This man was smoking hot before the water and let me tell you he is just as hot after the water

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uh oh oh shit she& #39;s got you fucking figured out

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OH MY GOD WAIT THE TITLE MAKES SO MUCH SENSE RIGHT NOW OKAY YEAH I GET IT

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NOT TO 50 OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM

"THE SOUND OF ULTIMATE SUFFERING"

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"Guide my sword" oh my god is this gonna work

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YAY IT DID

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YEAH GRANDPA WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE IS WESTLEY DEAD FOR REAL

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Oh my gOD I LOVE THIS CHILD HE& #39;S SUCH A MOOD KJDFKJDSSA THIS IS SO ME

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MIRACLE MAX HELP HIM THEY NEED A MIRACLE

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I& #39;VE SEEN WORSE DFKJDKJDKJ LMFAOOOO OOH MY GOD

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"There& #39;s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead." Ah, you mean when you& #39;re on death saving throws and when you& #39;ve just failed the 3rd one.

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"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier."

THIS FILM IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

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EVERY NPC EVER

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okay but the lean is cute even tho he& #39;s dead

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OH FUCK HE& #39;S BACK JUST LIKE THAT HUH OKAY

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"Let me explain. ... No, there& #39;s too much. Let me sum up."

LMFAOOOOOOOOO AMAZING

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god the whole scene with westley waking up was so good

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DSAKJDSAHJJSAD "MAWWIDGE" IS FROM THE PRINCESS BRIDE WHAT THE FUCK

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THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS!!!!

This is so goddamn DND I cannot EVEN

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OH FUCK

IT& #39;S THE LINE

I& #39;M EMOTIONAL

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kjDKJDS HE RUNS AWAY

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SJSKJDSAJ FEZZIK BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR IS SO GOOD

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Buttercup don& #39;t you dare do anything rash

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WAIT WHAT NO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NON OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS THIS IS RUFIO ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOO I& #39;M SO SAD

"I& #39;M SORRY FATHER" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"You& #39;ve been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now?"

FUCK YOU TYRONE FUCK YOU

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NO BUTTERCUP DON& #39;T DO ANYTHING STUPID PLEASE

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dskjdsfkjds WESTLEY JESUS CHRIST SHORTAGE OF PERFECT BREASTS MY GOD

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"You& #39;ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengence. It& #39;s going to get you into trouble some day." ah did you mean Yubi& #39;s Type?

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iujsjsdk NOOO OH GOD HE KEEPS REPEATING THE LINE I& #39;M GONNA CRY BLEASE LET HIM LIVE GOD YOU MADE ME WATCH SO MUCH KISSING IN THIS FILM LET INIGO LIVE

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YES STAB HIM INIGO KEEP STABBING HIM YES!!! HE KILLED YOUR FATHER!!! HE& #39;S GONNA DIE!!!

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"Offer me money."
"Yes."
"Power, too."

holy fuCK

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"Offer me anything I ask for."
"Anything you want."
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

WHOOP THERE WE GO I& #39;M GONNA CRY NOW THANKS

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oh my god westley aced that intimidation check (tho i don& #39;t subscribe to disfigurement = ultimate punishment lol that& #39;s not a view i agree with)

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YAY INIGO IS HERE AND STILL RUNNING AROUND HE& #39;S GONNA BE OKAY RIGHT

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YES LET INIGO BECOME THE NEXT DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

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oh for the love of god

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ADSKJDAJKDSAHJDSAKJ

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY FUCKING GOD YES GRAMPS YOU& #39;RE SO RIGHT I& #39;M LAUGHING SO HARD

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NO KID I DO MIND I DO MIND

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who the fuck has the kiss rating job what a nightmare of a job

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OH NO I& #39;M SO EMOTIONAL

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OH IT& #39;S THE END!

THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD FILM! So many famous lines and quotes! I can& #39;t fuckin believe i didn& #39;t recognise Westley (face blindness is a real goddamn thing i have lol) and I& #39;M EMOTION!! Thanks for watching with me, friends!

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