Kidnapper: are you a cop?
Edgeworth: no,,,,,,,,,, I’m a prosecutor.
Me: D U D E
Edgeworth said fuck gender roles.
I love Kay
Edgeworth’s fancy lawyer skill is basic logic I love him.
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* maybe we’ll just die in here.
ProZD does my fav Edgeworth voice. No shade to his office VAs, I just love the PBnT let’s plays.
Lang’s theme fucks
Kay: I can’t steal anything with all this law enforcement!
Edgeworth: ...
Amano: you were a prized disciple of Manfred’s.
Edgeworth: . . .
Edgeworth deserves better than being reminded of Manfred von Karma.
MEEKINS???
“A dead body”
“Well I’m 17 so I’m traumatized.”
What’s up with Lang’s sunglasses?
WHAT’S UP WITH LANG PERIOD?
EMA!!!
Ema: I’m studying to be a forensic scientist.
Kay: I’m training to be a thief. RIP to you but I’m different.
WHAT’S OLDBAG DOING HERE???

Me and Edgeworth had the same reaction upon seeing her.
Whenever ProZD starts voicing Oldbag’s fast paced freak outs, Alex starts to beatbox and it’s super funny
I return to this thread to yell about BRATWORTH and TINY FRANZISKA
Detective Badd is like "I didn& #39;t sign up for this"
Edgeworth and Franziska being this young really has me like thinking that Gumshoe in his 20s is "old for only just now becoming a detective"
The victim is really named Mr. Deid Man, I& #39;m losing it.
This barely has anything to do with the actual plot of the game, but the little hair that sticks up both on the back of Edgeworth& #39;s head and Gregory& #39;s head is super important to me.
Back to our previously scheduled thread
Edgeworth doing von Karma& #39;s mannerisms,,,,, Hoo Boy
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THE JUDGE& #39;S SPRITE HE HAS L E G S
The judge and Gumshoe look like wild animals having a stand off.
We return to my thread about PBnT& #39;s lets play of Ace Attorney Investigations

Why is Detective Badd always looking into a mirror.
Then again Calisto Yew does the same thing.
Also why does she laugh at literally everything?
"Can you really tell me with a straight face" Edgeworth, buddy, I don& #39;t think she can do ANYTHING with a straight face.
"I... Have no need for laughter." Edgeworth no...
Edgeworth and Franziska both froze at von Karma calling Edgeworth "useless" good lord.
"It wouldn& #39;t be very interesting otherwise" Von Karma was really planning his revenge scheme since the beginning huh?
Shout out to Edgeworth and Franziska& #39;s sibling rivalry.
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* Ms. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
"So a defense lawyer is just someone whose job it is to cover for criminals." Damn, I forgot Edgeworth believed that after what happened with his dad& #39;s trial.
Back at it with the thread

TINY KAY JUST KICKED EDGEWORTH
EDGEWORTH JUST OFFERED TO POOL MONEY WITH FRANZISKA SO THEY COULD GET A SWISS ROLL SINCE THEY COME IN PACKS OF TWO AND FRANZISKA SAID "If I have to split it With you then I don& #39;t want it"

THE SIBLING ENERGY
"I guess I should hope to never be in a trial run by this judge" Oh Edgeworth if only you knew
The thread returns

I love how Badd keeps saying "Yew" as if that& #39;s not super confusing if you can& #39;t see it spelled out.
"I guess short people have feelings, too" EDGEWORTH
I just realized the background music sounds like "Great Revival ~ Miles Edgeworth" and I am going insane.
Back with this thread, I am three days behind on PBnT episodes.

The judge is constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Edgeworth just overruled the judge.
Almost watched episode 56 without watching episode 55 WOOPS
Love the random typos in every ace attorney game
TINY KAY

Alex: *Kay voice* I’m gonna kill you!
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* oh.
Oh no

Kay knows about her dad...
KAY AND EDGEWORTH HAVING A MOMENT CUZ BOTH THEIR DADS DIED AT COURTHOUSES.
They’re all bonding with Kay oh my god this is so sweet.
Edgeworth is good with kids.

Who would have thought
People in the case who are apparently good with kids:
Edgeworth
Gumshoe
Badd

Only one of these is unsurprising
I am SEVERAL days behind on the PBnT let& #39;s play WHOOPS time to try and catch up.
Badd pulled a lollipop out of his mouth and I felt that
CW// gun mention

Shoutout to Badd& #39;s bullethole jacket.
Edgeworth being like "too bad this isn& #39;t mind to give" implies that he 100% would have given the knife to Franziska if he could.
I meant *mine whoops
Apparently Badd& #39;s mirror is to keep any eye out for whoever is behind him.
Lang& #39;s fucking here.
I want a swiss roll so fucking bad thinks to this let& #39;s play.
Big Investigations spoilers in this one
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I was operating under the assumption that Kay& #39;s father was the previous Yatagarasu, but apparently it was Yew, so that threw me.
OH WOW THIS IS TAKING A TURN
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* sorry for zoning out for ten hours.
Ok another spoiler thing
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I was right, Kay& #39;s father WAS the Yatagarasu. I was right the first time. The stuff with Yew was a red herring.
It& #39;s time for episode five.
We& #39;re already off to a wild start.
I love shit when they show you some absolutely nuts stuff and then hit you with the "eight hours earlier" or some shit like that.
Like yes........ I can& #39;t wait to find out the context for this.
Edgeworth is running through all the shit he& #39;s been doing since he got on the plane to come back to the country.
There was a murder on the plane, then he investigated a murder/kidnapping the next day, and then later that night he returned to his office and there was a dead body.
I saw a post once that was like "Phoenix& #39;s games span over the course of months and then the Investigations games are just Edgeworth& #39;s Wacky Weekend" and that person was right and they should say it.
Edgeworth: All I ask is that I be allowed to spend [today] quietly.
Me: Oh honey. You got a big storm coming.
Do Edgeworth and Kay share a love of the Steel Samurai? I love that.
Kay: I really love the Jammin& #39; Ninja.
Me: *flashbacks to game two with Juan and Matt*
LOTTA???
Kay really keeps telling Edgeworth about all the illegal shit she& #39;s gonna do.
THERE& #39;S THE CONTEXT.

Edgeworth is so worried about Kay.
Jordan just said that Gumshoe is a himbo.
"Big of arm, kind of heart, empty of head."
I always say "Pure of heart, dumb of ass, buff of arm."
And it& #39;s true. Gumshoe is a himbo.
Edgeworth has to be Franziska& #39;s assistant.
This sounds like it& #39;ll be hilarious.
Gumshoe straight up doesn& #39;t have any money at this point.
Franziska talking about how beautiful knives are is a mood.
ProZD: *Edgeworth voice* Ouch. My bwain hurty.
I& #39;m so behind on this let& #39;s play again whoops time to try and catch up again.
Edgeworth and Franziska arguing about they key and the safe is funny.
Huge fan of Kay constantly telling law enforcement that she& #39;s gonna do crime.
Cannot tell if Lang purposefully gave a man to gift to give to another person or if he was called out for not actually knowing someone& #39;s birthday and so made some shit up.
I& #39;m glad Shih-Na is getting moments outside of being at Lang& #39;s side.
L A R R Y
Is Masque DeMasque back?
Detective Badd,,,, he is here.
So we& #39;ve got Larry, a second Masque DeMasque, and Detective Badd.
They& #39;re really just throwing everyone in, huh?
Why is Larry so gross?
Edgeworth absolutely roasting him is so funny.
The fact you can buy DeMasque costumes is so funny.
Edgeworth hiding his special interest in The Steel Samurai.
And yes, I& #39;m saying special interest, you can& #39;t convince me Edgeworth isn& #39;t autistic.
Larry calling himself useless is one of the truest things he& #39;s ever said.
WHY IS OLDBAG HERE TOO?
God ProZD voicing Oldbag& #39;s fast-paced talking while Alex does a rap beat is so funny.
Oldbag straight up doesn& #39;t know about any of the murders.
There is a dead body in the room she is currently standing in.
MISSILE!!!
I love everyone fawning over Missile.
Franziska: I wonder is the ambassador was into crossdressing.
Edgeworth: I doubt that. This shirt wouldn& #39;t even fit him.

I& #39;m glad that was the reason Edgeworth ruled that out.
Whoever decided to put both Larry and Oldbag in this case was targeting me specifically.
Get Larry off the screen.
Show me the dog.
Also, I just want to say, I liked Larry in the first game who was a lovable idiot who just had bad luck with women. I don& #39;t like him in the later games where they wrote him to just be a creepy flirtatious idiot.
I love how Edgeworth& #39;s sprite can run around a crime scene. It& #39;s super funny because Edgeworth is so impeccable in his appearance that it gives him the vibe of someone who would never run ever.
Alex just said "Darwin is coming for you Larry" and I almost choked on my hot chocolate.
Franziska absolutely destroying Larry is all I can ask for if they& #39;re gonna keep writing him like this.
Edgeworth and Lang have been at odds this whole gang, so watching them be on the same page about Larry is super funny.
EVERYONE is unified against Larry right now.
I& #39;M BEHIND AGAIN time to procrastinate on my research project and watch more Investigations.
There are times where Franziska will whip someone and I& #39;ll be like "was that necessary?"

Her whipping Larry are not those times.
Every once in a while a character will have a thought and someone will respond as if they had read the thought and it always throws me.
The reminder that this whole game has occurred over like three days.
THE FUCKING LADDER DEBATE
Edgeworth: all ladders are guilty of being dangerous during an earthquake.
Alex: *Kay voice* Wow what a weird take! Do you want to talk about that?
For a hot second I thought Larry literally had a child, holy shit.
Franziska and Edgeworth bonding over being involved in stupid cases.
I have FINALLY continued the Investigations let& #39;s play, and wow, that Yatagarasu reveal is really something.
Franziska joins the "got accused of murder" club.
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The fact that Lang was willing to take a bullet for a subordinate who betrayed him tells me he really DOES care about his subordinates.
Also, he got shot in the leg, and just kept investigating?
Lang just called Edgeworth "pretty boy"
Lang is a furry. Or a therian. He keeps making wolf sounds.
Lang is literally going completely feral, wow.
I love it when ace attorney villains/antagonists have sprite changes to reveal their true colors.
It& #39;s 2 AM in game, they& #39;ve been investigating for so long.
"Sorry to skip out on you, but I have some business to take care of." Is it your leg? Is this about your leg, Lang? Has it gotten infected or something?
Kay: The person in the Steel Samurai costume [Larry] is a friend of yours, right?
Edgeworth: No. Do not mention him to me.
The sudden inside wind to make Kay& #39;s scarf blow in it.
I& #39;m in the final stretch of the let& #39;s play episodes.

Lang really just bust in like that, huh?
Gumshoe was given a moment to shine!
They really brought Larry and Oldbag back for this.
EDGEWORTH REALLY YELLED AT THEM TO GO AWAY.
The Wrightworth references they constantly make are so funny.
It is 3:30 in the morning for them in game.
Edgeworth taking down a crime lord with his extensive knowledge of the Steel Samurai show is an autistic power move, I will not be swayed.
This case is lasting forever. The Ace Attorney court cases take less time than this. This isn& #39;t even a court case.
I have a prediction for how this plot twist is gonna shake out.
I love how Edgeworth& #39;s last resort to win this is to do what Phoenix would do.
My prediction was right!
They finally got a confession!
Final episode! Finally!
Let& #39;s play done!
Which mean this thread is also finally done.
Mayhaps I will do another when I continue watching the anime.
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