As usual for a Friday night when I'm not playing a ranger, I'll be tweeting about #DisasterSquadron and their adventures in #DnD. While wandering the Abyss. And accidentally disintegrating the cleric. As you do.

Art by @whosthatnerd2_0.

"Apparently @Rusty_S18 is giving you extra gold for the oneshot [ @whosthatnerd2_0] for betraying your marital vows." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"She's already been killing me first for months! The only reason [Cleric] died first is because I killed him!" #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"What am I doing?" / "Question for the ages." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"What a wonderful day in the Abyss." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I love fighting groups of fourteen gnolls at a time." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I don't have a water elemental but I do have, for some reason, a blue badger." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Roll a perception check." / "Oh, fuck." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I could make this easier on myself, but I'm not going to." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

Poor @Merganen's new character, Carxus, shall now be known as carcass. It's not foreshadowing. Probably. #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Is there still a guy drowning inside of him?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"This rock over here starts to move." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I'm surprised we're getting a hentai session." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I'm going to try and hit it in the dick." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Let's see how hard I can hit this dick." / "Laura Bailey would be so proud of you right now." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Natural 20 on dick hitting." / "That's what she said." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"It doesn't have a gender." / "It has a giant penis on top of it." / "In fairness, that doesn't specify gender." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Is it an acid dick?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"One of them saves." / "Does that mean one of them lives?" / "Yes." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Describe the way in which you dissect the penis." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

" @rilaisseth is a monster fucker." / "Why else are we here but to fuck a demon lord?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"This game has gone down the drain since @pegasus_writer gave us a penis monster." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"D&D. Dungeons & Dicks." / "Dicks & Dicks." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Not everything you meet in the Abyss is evil!" #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"We learned to start taking watches after the first time we didn't." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"A dragon and a few hags." / "It's my cover band." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"The accent is in Asshole." #DnD #DisasterSquadron

"Can we tell if it's the same screams as the gnolls when we were killing them?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron