As usual for a Friday night when I& #39;m not playing a ranger, I& #39;ll be tweeting about #DisasterSquadron and their adventures in #DnD. While wandering the Abyss. And accidentally disintegrating the cleric. As you do.

Art by @whosthatnerd2_0.
"Apparently @Rusty_S18 is giving you extra gold for the oneshot [ @whosthatnerd2_0] for betraying your marital vows." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"She& #39;s already been killing me first for months! The only reason [Cleric] died first is because I killed him!" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"What am I doing?" / "Question for the ages." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"What a wonderful day in the Abyss." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I love fighting groups of fourteen gnolls at a time." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I don& #39;t have a water elemental but I do have, for some reason, a blue badger." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Roll a perception check." / "Oh, fuck." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I could make this easier on myself, but I& #39;m not going to." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
Poor @Merganen& #39;s new character, Carxus, shall now be known as carcass. It& #39;s not foreshadowing. Probably. #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Is there still a guy drowning inside of him?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"This rock over here starts to move." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I& #39;m surprised we& #39;re getting a hentai session." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I& #39;m going to try and hit it in the dick." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Let& #39;s see how hard I can hit this dick." / "Laura Bailey would be so proud of you right now." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Natural 20 on dick hitting." / "That& #39;s what she said." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"It doesn& #39;t have a gender." / "It has a giant penis on top of it." / "In fairness, that doesn& #39;t specify gender." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Is it an acid dick?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"One of them saves." / "Does that mean one of them lives?" / "Yes." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Describe the way in which you dissect the penis." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
" @rilaisseth is a monster fucker." / "Why else are we here but to fuck a demon lord?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"This game has gone down the drain since @pegasus_writer gave us a penis monster." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"I& #39;m here for a good time, not a long time." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"D&D. Dungeons & Dicks." / "Dicks & Dicks." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Not everything you meet in the Abyss is evil!" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"We learned to start taking watches after the first time we didn& #39;t." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"A dragon and a few hags." / "It& #39;s my cover band." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"The accent is in Asshole." #DnD #DisasterSquadron
"Can we tell if it& #39;s the same screams as the gnolls when we were killing them?" #DnD #DisasterSquadron
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