fuck it. tma liveblog thread

i lied im not on episode 4 im on episode 8. @ the tma people please mention manchester again i die every time y'all do

bro no wonder sm supernatural is gonna happen you're in OXFORD

bro imagine being in being in lon- i can't even say it

too dumb to live bro that's how it is. sorry to break it to you

if i were someone who had to give a statement to the institute i would simply not be stupid. rip to y'all but im different

jon be like *rude*

i keep trying to assign entities to these stories like "a father's love" is the darkness and "the piper" is the slaughter obviously "squirm" is the corruption etc etc

"if you live in manchester you've probably heard of me" YESSSS

"the dreamer" is the end right?? gotta be

due to personal reasons i will be being scared by the magnus archives

as a claustrophobe episode 15 makes me want to die

oh i feel sick actually ewwww i hate caves and all that shit

THIS SISTER IS A BITCH. IMAGINE HOLDING A ROCK OVER SOMEONE ELSES HELMET AND KEEPING THEM FROM SURFACING

people in these stories are so STUPID it ignites a RAGE in me

bro this is the worst episode so far it's making me genuinely nervous sjfnwjfnw

"martin declined to help with this investigation as he is ""a bit claustrophobic""" IENGNWJDKW I LOVE MARTIN HE HASNT EVEN SAID ANYTHING YET

me, a known arachnophobe: (:

i keep talking to myself out loud to keep myself from getting scared akfnwjfnwk the dude in bone turner's tale was talking abt his mate looking all pointy and gross and i was going "yep, that'll be the bones"

OH also met elias finally!! he just sounds like a dude to me can't wait until i see why y'all think he's a rat

abt to listen to tma while its still dark outside f for my sanity

"opened its eyes" brooo shut up

"i'm glad i had my lunch BEFORE recording this statement" AKSMDJSKEM I HATE JON SO MUCH

this two parter is kind of b*ring but that's fine im almost done w it /:

skydiving... bad

"whether the sky can EAT PEOPLE" JON IS SO RUDE!!!!!!

MARTIN JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH JON AND ME

ewwww it's gonna be abt bugs isn't it ): jane prentiss worm lady idk a damn thing abt you aside from what ppl on twitter say but catch these mf hands

martin has a babey voice

martin rlly be like "sumthing" this is the voice representation i needed

MARTIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

ive had martin for 5 minutes and if anything happens to him ill kill everyone in this podcast and then myself

"A... WwwWERM" i love this man wtf!!!!

me when elias was introduced: i sleep
me when martin was introduced: REAL SHIT??

jon taking martin's statement seriously

"keep him" don't mind if i do. he is baby

anyone in tma: "knowledge"
me who doesn't know what the beholding is but doesn't trust it:

"americans."
"agh!" LEMFMAJDMAKD I LOVE THIS PODCAST

i just wish it was louder like im trying to listen on the bus and it's soooo quiet

jon leave martin ALONE bro

new game im playing is trying to guess what bullshit jon is going to say about the statement to "disprove" it. this man will try anything once

"chances are very strong that i won't believe you either" I HATE THIS MAN

"i should have known this was a complete waste of time" "probably" JON IS SO ANNOYING

WHY IS HE SO RUDE

im almost done w season one we are doing it boys

martin

HUNTING THE DEADLIEST GAME BABEY

OHHHHHH JANE PRENTISS WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW

bro... gross

tim is s*xy he's been speaking for two seconds and im in love with him

yes absolutely. in LOVE w him

jon losing his mf patience for once is so gratifying like FINALLY

fog:
me, deciding to spare myself the insanity and listen to mbmbam instead:

I HATE IT WHEN JON MAKES A SUDDEN NOISE IT SCARES THE MF OUT OF ME

WHO ARE THESE COCKNEY MEN

"i'll try?" martin is the only good character

set a statement in wythenshawe you cowards

if i was a statement giver in the magnus archives i would simply NOT BE STUPID!!!!!

"i could have ignored it" WHY DIDNT YOU BRO!!!!

"he spoke in a thick mancunian accent" AYE LAD THATS HOW IT IS it's our fella the vampire hunter isn't it. absolute icon

i hate jon so much skdmskmdmw gas leak my ASS dude

tim

"i didn't need to enter that clearing" THEN WHY DID YOU DUDE!!!!!!!

"it is a photo of gertrude robinson" EXCUSE ME

UMMMMM (: WHAT

if anything happens to tim i WILL go feral

"joe spooky" tim is the only funny man

ACTUALLY MARTIN HES FINE (:

martin and jon really are just like that huh. wow

"because i'm SCARED, martin" OH SO THATS HOW WRE PLAYING

"a GHOST, really?" "shut up, martin" THE ONLY DYNAMIC

TIM

not a fan of you elias it has to be said

martin rlly be on some king shit

JON GET HIS ASS

el- elia- bro i cant even say it

god i love tim this is such a joke

that is not sasha wtf??

OH COME ONNNNN

i am choosing to blame elias for the murder because i do not like him

THATS SEASON ONE OVER AND DONE WITH BABEY. NICE ONE!!!!!!

jon bro

jon: all id need to do was follow the chalk arrows to the trapdoor
the spiral: not sure about that one chief

BRO... DANG

"he looked straight into my eyes and said, 'encore?'" EWWWWW THATS THE WORST ONE LINER SO FAR I JUST GOT A CHILL

martin: being a decent person, showing interest
jon: what the Fuck. he's going to kill me

me listening to jon completely LOSE HIS MIND over his drawer being "slightly more open" than when he left it

does tim themagnusarchives know i miss him

JON BEING SUSPICIOUS OF TIM BC HES DOING HIS JOB WELL. THIS IS SO FANTASTIC

martin i care you darling

THE VAST?

it is so funny but also sad hearing jon go from calm and collected archivist to the *deranged voice* "SUPPLEMENTAL"

THIS MAN HAS THE WORST VOICE OF ALL TIME

tell him to FUCK OFF jon

"let her go." ABSOLUTE ICON. JON THEMAGNUSARCHIVES SHOT FIRST

i hate michael so much. bro shut up your voice is not a good ear feel

elias: stop doing this
jon: ok
jon:
jon: dear diary, i am not stopping doing anything ever. also FUCK elias because he yelled at me and hurt my feelings

TIM IS THE KING OF BEING SEXY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i just almost spat out my gum bc of jon calling elias "something of a pothead" PLEASE

TIM IS THE FUNNIEST CHARACTER KNOWN TO MAN

THE WAY HIS VOICE SOUNDS WHEN HES LIKE "oh. OH! SAY NO MORE IM COOL" IDNRNSJNDWJ

IM LIKE GOING TO DIE. TIM RLLY SAID "OH YOU MEAN 'FUCK COPS '"

tim stopped talking two minutes ago and i already miss him

"THE HOT ONE" TIM CANON SEXIEST MAN AT THE ARCHIVES

new FAVE tma thing is jon being audibly irritated every time he ends a statement

*presses play on a new episode* maybe tim is in this one

jonny sims, king of not being a tory?

YO JON CALM DOWN

no one is allowed to yell at martin are you KIDDING me? he's not cut out for it

"you keep LYING to me, martin" BRO

BRO. IM LIKE DYING. HE RLLY IS JUST SCREAMING

martin martin!!!!!!!!

these bitches gay. good for them

"comrade lukas" pop culture osmosis tells me that this man has something to do with the lonely. what of it

OH IS THIS THE EP WITH THE LONELY THE VAST AND THE DARK WORKING TOGETHER? FINALLY

bro martin is BIG gay. also tim is an angel

how i look knowing i have to finish observer effect to carry on w the series but also knowing observer effect is scaring tf out of me

HOW ABT ELIAS TAKES IT DOWN TO A 10

elias can shut tf my man. if he ever raises his voice again ill be forced to take action

tma im begging you to add in a rowdy northern girl

"said his name was tom" ah so you mean not-sasha's boyfriend. gotcha

so can we assume that breekon and hope are those cockney delivery men thank you cool

WIG BREEKON AND HOPE ARE THE GAY KINGS ARENT THEY. THE TWO HALVES OF ONE WHOLE

jon: statement of erin-
me (real name erin): jumps the FUCK out of my skin

genuinely that was so scary i got an entire adrenaline spike

it's actually VERY funny to imagine the entities of the dark all stood there breathing as loud as they possibly can just to scare some random people that they chased into a tunnel

like cmon they gotta have choreographed that. "okay jerry ill go first and breathe and then after an eight count you'll join in and then stephen after another eight count that's your cue"

jons reaction to georgie is... inch resting

this one abt coding is SOOO good

tim: shut. up.
me:

for real i love tim VERY much but also wheewwwww

he hasn't been introduced yet but i know already that peter lukas is a BITCH

"FLIRT HIS WAY INTO" I LOVE TIM

you're in her dms, i'm risking my life and burning off all my skin to kiss her. we are not the same.