I’m going to start tweeting reasons I don’t want to have kids.
Reason 1: you have to cook for them. I hate cooking. I’ll starve some days to avoid it.

Reason 2: bruh, pregnancy doesn’t look not sound fun. Neither does actually giving birth. Pass.

Reason 3: having to care for another being is a lot of work. I’m honestly too damn lazy. I won’t even get a dog

Reason 4: more people populating earth isn’t really what it needs at the moment. If the planet were in a better state then this reason might not exist.

Reason 5: children can be SO loud and obnoxious and I just can’t stand random screaming

Reason 6: children are so fricken expensive

Even though I never want kids of my own, I love my nephews to death. I love to love them. They give me life, a reason to keep going. That’s all I really need.
Reason 7: my nephews are more than enough for me to love on.

Reason 8: I don’t have the best genes to pass along to a poor unwilling soul. Best avoid the dry skin, genetic hearing loss, alcoholism, weak bones, and apparent hatred for family

Reason 9: sleep. If you want it, enjoy it, need it, you can forget about it after kiddos. I’ve seen this first hand with many friends and family.

Reason 10: I need time to myself. I need my books, tv shows, naps, meditations, exercise, walks, friend lunches, etc. Kids need all of your time though, you can’t really ever share it with yourself, especially when there is a crappy SO in the picture.

Reason #11: If I did somehow end up with a kid, I would name them subset, or sunny for short prob which is very weird and basic but I love sunsets soooo I choose not to have kids bc they would end up with a weird ass name.

Reason 12: childcare is hella expensive and hard to find. I would have to work for the sake of my sanity and to make money for the kid & it would be a lot to juggle.
- Kudos to single parents that make it work!!! Y’all are superhero’s

Reason 13: what if the child I raise turns out to be bad? What if I mess up somehow? My parents didn’t do the best job and I practically raised myself a lot of the time. I’m pretty messed up & I wouldn’t want a kid to ever feel like I did for 13+ years of my life

Reason 14: I truly do not think I am capable of loving someone else enough to want to procreate with them ever.

Reason 15: too many people are always trying to control the way you parent. They put their 2 cents in where it doesn’t belong & always push opinions that do not concern them. No thanks